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how many times a day do you say...
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Posted:Sep 22, 2012 8:29 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2012 11:52 pm
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if you do/ say/ ask me that again/ I swear to God I will kill you?
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I am going to kick the everliving shit out of you?
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please shut that gaping hole in your face?
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are you COMPLETELY stupid?
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hey I like THAT! You kinky fucker! Do it again! 
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Now THIS really pisses me off!
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Posted:Sep 16, 2012 1:05 pm
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2020 12:44 am
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...people who ignore their when they cry and then PUNISH them for acting out...
...fuck the were asking for attention (crying) now they are TELLING you (acting out) they NEED you and you get PISSED?
I often wonder why people need a license to drive a motor vehicle and to have a but any upright walking BIPED can repoduce and TRY to raise a human being!
No wonder prison are overcrowded and myself and my colleagues are getting richer and richer by the HOUR!
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some more things that irritate the shit out of me
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Posted:Sep 16, 2012 12:58 pm
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2012 7:20 pm
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...people who get that stupid look on their faces when you almost hit them when THEY run a red light or make some other kind of shitty driver mistake!...
...makes me just want to shake some sense into their stupid asses!
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dumbasses
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Posted:Aug 28, 2012 1:12 am
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2012 1:51 pm
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It's not what people know that causes so much trouble...
...it's what they THINK they know! 
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definiton of affection vs definition of sex
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Posted:Aug 28, 2012 12:50 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2012 8:34 pm
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Affection -
1.A gentle feeling of fondness or liking.
2.A tender feeling toward another.
3. warmly attached; loving
Sex -
1. either the male or female division of a species, especially as differentiated with reference to the reproductive functions.
2. the sum of the structural and functional differences by which the male and female are distinguished, or the phenomena or behavior dependent on these differences.
3. the instinct or attraction drawing one sex toward another, or its manifestation in life and conduct.
4. coitus.
5. genitalia.
PS...
I had to post this because some people are stupid!
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holy fuck
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Posted:Aug 28, 2012 12:41 am
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2019 1:52 am
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My neighbors - young couple, mid 20s - all they seem to do is fight, argue,beat each other up, break shit and call the law on each other! 
I can't wait until he finally tells her he is fucking her stepmom (REGULARY) or she admits to 3 waying with his cousin and the guy from across the street (every Monday) so one of them will finally move the fuck out!
ps...
Take a day off from work one week and stay home!
You will be AMAZED at what goes on while the cat's away in your neighborhood! 
Especially now that the young ones are back in school!
Shit now I wanna stay home all day tomorrow and see what goes on on TUESDAYS!
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serious question about one's profile
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Posted:Aug 28, 2012 12:17 am
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2020 12:10 am
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ok
...I am a Caucasian woman.
How would you reword my profile so that men of color do NOT attempt to contact me?
I am not attracted to men of color and am tired of them trying to get with me.
Should I just post an Iron Cross with my pictures? A rebel flag?
Suggestions anyone?
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question for women...
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Posted:Aug 27, 2012 11:50 pm
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2012 3:20 pm
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...would you have sex with a man who had a surgically implanted penis pump?
NOT a romantic relationship!
...just sex.
Please don't reply with shit like...if would depend if I had feelings for him blahblahblah or some dumbass shit like that.
I just want to know...
...PLAIN AND SIMPLE...
...if you met a guy and were horny and had a choice...
1.) fuck a guy with a cock that can get hard WITHOUT the assistance of a surgically implanted penis pump.
OR
2.) fuck a guy who needs a surgically implanted penis pump to get a hard on.
be honest please
As for myself...
...if he has to pump to hump
...see that bridge,he can go jump!
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I've learned...
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Posted:Aug 26, 2012 6:40 pm
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2012 7:33 pm
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you can learn a lot about a person by the way he/she handles four things:
an unexpected rainy day
lost luggage
the elderly
tangled Christmas tree lights
Don't believe me?
next time one of these occasions presents itself
...watch what you learn about someone you THOUGHT YOU KNEW!
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Perks of reaching 50
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Posted:Aug 26, 2012 6:33 pm
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2012 7:32 pm
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Or being over 60
And heading towards
70 or beyond!
Don't laugh.... It is all true!
1.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2.In a hostage situation,You are likely to be released first.
3.No one expects you to run --Anywhere.
4.People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,'Did I wake you?'
5.People no longer view you as a Hypochondriac.
6.There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7.Things you buy now won't wear out.
8.You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9.You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10.You get into heated arguments...About pension plans.
11.You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12.You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks
into the room.
13.You sing along with elevator music.
14.Your eyes won't get much worse.
15.Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17.Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
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American Proverb
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Posted:Aug 26, 2012 6:12 pm
Last Updated:Aug 26, 2012 8:42 pm
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...don't be a dick
just do it!
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Chinese Proverb
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Posted:Aug 26, 2012 6:10 pm
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2012 7:35 pm
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'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it,
You have a moral obligation to share it with others!'
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