Loyal commenter seeks blogs to comment on.
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Posted:Jun 28, 2017 7:50 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2017 7:08 am
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Most of my favs have taken a break from the daily grind of posting blogs which is understandable. Either they have lives or have become disenchanted with the blog pit. I myself struggle to come up with topics so was always amazed with women that could come up with 3 or 4 a day that were actually interesting and a worthwhile read. I read male posts when they're sports related or look like they might be funny but no summer sports interest me and haven't noticed anything leap out as humorous. I don't like to namedrop but will certainly recommend any authors I enjoy reading on my private post if you're interested in sick humor like myself or enjoy pussy pics which I certainly do but appreciate substance as well. I guess I'm getting vanilla as I age.
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Feast or famine.
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Posted:Jun 5, 2017 9:29 am
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2017 6:25 am
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How can one weekend be so awesome (memorial day weekend ) and the next be a total boner kill. I hooked up with 3 different women in as many days with only the last one being a disappointment. Last weekend, other than Thursday night reconnecting with a woman I met in April, barely even spoke to a woman. Is it a conspiracy? Is it something related to fallen heroes ? I don't recall if memorial day weekend was a full moon weekend or not but if life was like that all the time, it would be a lot easier to cope. Peaks and valleys, valleys and peaks. The quest for some type of balance goes on.  This is a foul weather going on 4 days inspired post. All rants of all types are welcome and looking forward to with great anticipation.
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Weird Dick Tricks
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Posted:May 24, 2017 2:14 pm
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2017 6:41 am
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Has anyone else noticed the ad when signing off the mobile site of a guy railing a cantaloupe and the banner below claiming this trick can add two inches to dick size? Can this be true? Does it have to be cantaloupe? Which I personally find repulsive along with honeydew (no judgment ) but to each his own.
I remember the ridiculous superslut Cindy Crawford ( I wasted more than one fantasizing about her) had an infomercial about some French fag scientist that had developed an anti aging cream that it's main ingredient was cantaloupe. Not that I think either one of them is above lying to get paid but she does look young for her age. So I guess there's no downside if I start plowing cantaloupe. Even if my dick don't get bigger, he'll look younger.  Guess I will have to buy some of the boner pills they hawk on this site to get hard enough to wish to have sex with a melon.
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Delusion of Grandeur Mailbox.
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Posted:Apr 23, 2017 4:54 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2019 1:03 pm
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Since I'm constantly being flirted and hotlisted by women of all shapes sizes ages and different countries of origin, I'm creating a private mailbox so I can be contacted discreetly and efficiently.  What is said here remains between you and me and I will respond to all messages if patient as like other whores I receive over 300 daily. Look forward to hearing from you and let the ghosting begin.
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What is the deal with webcam love2touch1965....
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Posted:Apr 18, 2017 6:38 pm
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2017 11:02 am
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51 yr old couple outta burlington i-o-WA. Been broadcasting straight for so long that the time is under the hot meter (50 cos it has so many digits. If you use the distance option always on the 1st page. Guess everyone is within 1200 miles of bumfuck. IA. Dude has to be a mannequin. I don't want to be one of those Facebook people that watches someone in distress and doesn't say anything. Not that anyone is watching, never seen 1 viewer listed. Or is it an inside joke that only the cool people get.
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Is 2cm a lot?
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Posted:Feb 20, 2017 8:42 pm
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2017 3:35 pm
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In the boner pill ads on the main page apparently it's enough to either frighten or bring a woman to complete ecstasy.  I never got the metric system and am emotionally scarred from being tormented in elementary school by being threatened of having it forced upon Americans  I can still see weird old ladies speaking to me like I was retarded, shrieking " it's based on ten !!!"
Soooo how bout it, exquisite ladies of NoStrings, is 2cms enough to make you look at your man differently, fix all your problems, reply to a fucking message ? I'm skeptical but I'm sure that's my own negativity speaking. Or my penis size insecurity. 
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Da Ghetto provides
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Posted:Dec 26, 2016 3:40 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2017 7:16 am
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I've been a suburban most of my life, no problem with big cities or quiet country settings, just wouldn't wanna live there. We all have our comfort zone. This holiday season felt abnormally hot and stjcky,lot going on in personal life but not a huge amount of gifts to get 
Soooo. To inspire some yuletide cheer,I thought I'm gonna wait to Xmas eve after dinner to do any shopping, get out there during all the hustle and bustle, see if I can get into the spirit absorbing the vibe of all the others caught up in their self imposed panic and fears of not remembering everyone or getting the perfect gift before the clock runs out 
Whatta stupid fucking idea, thank God for vicadon and alcohol or I never woulda got through it. I've never seen such much trash cluster fucked together since I went to the county fair in West Palm Beach. Cretins and losers that couldn't even operate a debit card. And these were the cashiers My 1st strike 1 was it started pouring rain as I walked downstairs to my car. Then U S 1 was jam packed with tourists and other rocket surgeons like myself but at least I had a destination and knew how to get there. These idiots weave and stop every 50 feet like they're drunk on top of being lost. Maybe they were, put the fucking phone down and drive, Asshole. Thank God for 9 inch nails and road rage too.
Finally I make it to the Super Walmart just in time to witness what appears to be an imminent race riot. Cos wallymart is so famous for humane treatment of it's employees and family values like unsafe toys from China, they're closing the doors so the slaves can spend quality dysfunctional time with their families, if known 
Strike 2. Now I have to escape the parking lot with life and vehicle intact. Cars darting in all directions now, people screaming racial slurs, hopefully they won't waste bullets cos they can't buy no mo til Monday monin Do I break north to the suburbs where I know nothings open but I'll be safe. Or do I go dirty dirty south deeper into the cesspool jungle of Broward County, home to some of the best Cops episodes ever video recorded starring people I've scored drugs from.
Something gotta be open in Fort Lauderdale I convince myself, the city of my birth is now a haven for Muslims, Chinese, Shabbat Jews and other mongrol tribes that have no qualms bout profiteering on a Christian holiday. Some may even look forward to it. 
But the Lord or greed was with me that miserable night. Not even half a mile down the road a Bealls outlet lit up in a darkened strip mall like a beacon in the wasteland of Pompano Beach ,a town of no distinction other than 60,000 $ boats sit in the yards of houses worth half that much. After navigating another treacherous parking lot of aggressive drivers, I was in. I've never been so thrilled to be amongst kool-aid colored weaves, spiraling fingernails painted in glitter,huge asses in sweat pants 3 sizes too small and ear lobes reconstructed to accommodate bushings larger than the ears themselves as I was that night.  No strike 3 for me. 5 gifts and 15 minutes of waiting for the sole cashier to register a thug into the rewards program, mission accomplished. This emotional post got away from me a little bit so I'll leave out the part about Winn-Dixie and Walgreens. 
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I Want to Bang Kelly ann Conway
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Posted:Dec 23, 2016 7:36 am
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2017 5:43 pm
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Yeah, she's sick, she's sorta beat up looking and yeah her vagina might be even more frigid than Hillary Rodham Clinton's but there's something about her,I don't know, I'm captivated by her. Totally inexplicable, she just has that total cock monster look about her, I can totally picture her naked, on all fours surrounded by 5 or 6 hard cocks and she's totally at home with the situation I see her drooling with a twisted smile, laughing and evil laugh and just grabbing and sucking while she's being penetrated from behind. Am I fuked up or what ? There's gotta be some reason her pig of a boss replies on her so heavily.
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Xmas Humor
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Posted:Dec 10, 2016 1:01 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2016 2:38 am
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The UPS man rings the doorbell to deliver a package and is greeted by an attractive middle-aged woman in skimpy lingerie. She grabs him softly by the wrist and gently pulls him towards her and says "I have something for you as well " She leads him up the stairs, throws him to the bed,climbs on top of him, opens his shirt and pulls down his pants. She raises her leg and mounts his raging hard on. She grinds and pumps him until he quickly cums. Then she climbs off and walks over to her purse, gets out her wallet,takes out two dollars and hands it to the UPS man. He's still a little bewildered and asks "what's this for? " "O" she replies " I asked my husband what should we get for the postman this Xmas. He said Fuck him, give him two bucks "
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Thanksgiving Humor
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Posted:Nov 25, 2016 8:47 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2016 2:39 am
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Why aren't turkeys welcome in church? They use fowl language. 
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Halloween Humor
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Posted:Oct 30, 2016 7:07 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2017 7:15 am
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How do they celebrate Halloween in West Virginia? Pump Kin
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What's with the over usage of the word "perfection" on females pics
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Posted:Oct 2, 2016 8:22 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2016 2:45 am
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Do you really think these ladies, women, girls, gurls, freaks, bitches, whores and/or sluts( however you wish to be called ) buy into that BS? if I had a vagina, I'd be more insulted than flattered.  Did originality become obsolete like manners? I'd be like "does this moron think I'll fuck him because he thinks my tits, ass and / or pussy is the second coming " I'd like to throw up  if that's the total sum of your game, you'd better hope you have 13 inches of perfection to go with it it's right up there with " I can't read messages soooo friend me or contact me on IM" Get over yourself
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To link to this blog (PyschoLoco) use [blog PyschoLoco] in your messages.
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) get 20 to 25 points just for logging on or responding to a message telling ya to take a hike. Heartless cunts (read tasteful women with high standards 
