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Blogs > PyschoLoco > I'm Still Here You Bastards

Weird Dick Tricks  

PyschoLoco 61M
93 posts
5/24/2017 2:14 pm
Weird Dick Tricks
Has anyone else noticed the ad when signing off the mobile site of a guy railing a cantaloupe and the banner below claiming this trick can add two inches to dick size? Can this be true? Does it have to be cantaloupe? Which I personally find repulsive along with honeydew (no judgment ) but to each his own.
I remember the ridiculous superslut Cindy Crawford ( I wasted more than one fantasizing about her) had an infomercial about some French fag scientist that had developed an anti aging cream that it's main ingredient was cantaloupe. Not that I think either one of them is above lying to get paid but she does look young for her age. So I guess there's no downside if I start plowing cantaloupe. Even if my dick don't get bigger, he'll look younger. Guess I will have to buy some of the boner pills they hawk on this site to get hard enough to wish to have sex with a melon.


Standards are people too.....kinda


PyschoLoco 61M
1550 posts
6/14/2017 6:41 am

 I like the way you think, South Africa and your amazing ass too. Thanks for stopping by.
Standards are people too.....kinda


BeccaLuvs 61F
20895 posts
6/13/2017 2:33 pm

 Can see you have a great Florida tan Loco! Um ..... and you look great as well by the way! All, me thinks, that you need for your "dick" is a woman's ..... touch! Guarenteed, to make much, much bigger!
..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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PyschoLoco 61M
1550 posts
5/24/2017 6:12 pm

 Wow. Two women with experience in this answered almost simultaneously. What are the odds? Thanks dolls
Standards are people too.....kinda


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
5/24/2017 5:55 pm

 hinj has the right solution!!!!
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PyschoLoco 61M
1550 posts
5/24/2017 3:55 pm
    Quoting  :
You too On all fours, bad girl ...er lady. ...er woman. We should work on our all over tans together.
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PyschoLoco 61M
1550 posts
5/24/2017 2:19 pm

 Room temp or microwave?
Standards are people too.....kinda


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