Ooo - kay... so everybody stretches the truth in these things. I'll try to lie as elegantly as possible. Friends complain that I'm too brainy for my own good (but my spelling sucks). And that I'm rather too verbose, usually on subjects that most of them have no clue (or intrest) in. Me likes reading, singing (the dogs in the neighbourhood complain). Mostly I get to do these things that I enjoy, leading to endophin relese in the grey matter and the general state of horniness that I exist in. Hey this is scientifically proven! I prefer the ability to string 2 words together to a body like Anglina Jolie (what am I saying???... don't worry I'll recover in short order), have no hang up on race or with religon (except with God but you don't have to worry about that. IT does thou') What am I looking for? Cliched and crass sounding thou it may seem -SEX (give me points for honesty at least) with a smile!

My Ideal Person Hmm... SEX!. Oh, what am I looking for in a person?! Well someone who likes to have sex, no hangups about relationships or morality or any such lame and socially indoctrinated standards. Oh and someone who's got a good sense of humour.