A guy walks into a bar and saw a sign that said, "cheese sandwich £4; Chicken sandwich £5; handjob £20." He says to the bar maid " are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She replies " yes" He Says " then go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich" A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm, hes say's to the bar man " I'll have 2 pints of bitter please, one for me and one for the road" A begger walks up to a woman shopping: "I haven't eatin anything in days" she replies " I wish I had your will power" What do you call an irish man hanging from the ceiling? Sean D'lear Hi I'm Stevie, I'm from belfast but living in Monaco at the moment, I work as a marine engineer on a yacht, and like to meet new people, do a spot of partyin and generally have a good time!!

My Ideal Person I'm here for good crack and crap jokes and to meet up with people who i would never get a chance to!! Call in and press the button!!