[I][COLOR green]I'm a witty smartass who'll speak freely about anything you care to discuss once I know your boundaries. Since I live in the country and always will, (those women who've never worn flannel are now excused) I happen to take things as they come but will always be prepared for the worst. I've a long fuse that takes awhile to light unless you strike me with a mental or physical (beauty) blow. You must allow me to treat you as a woman, not an equal. If you are so liberated as to not know the difference, trade in the purse for a wallet. I enjoy pleasing my Lady to the point of 'I need a drink, WHEW!!' before I get selfish. A mutual orgasm can't be beat but making sure you're glowing first is what does it for me.[/COLOR][/I]

My Ideal Person If dogs howl when you pass by and you think bathing/flossing cuts into your schedule, go back into the mire.
Other than that, a great/wry sense of humor ranks up there with how well you can express your desires.
I prefer a Lady that wants to be treated as such.
You can call me old fashioned, but ALL women should cum first in any situation, regardless of the situation at hand.
I prefer the smart gals. Can you spell eye w/o an I?
Do you have an inner or outer labia?
Does a Kegel require a pump or a squeeze?
Most of all, be self confident!
Personality rules so be yourself, not a lazy, crazy gal. Have a desire to be treated like the princess you are.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Jonny Lang, KWS Band, Little Big Town, AC/DC .anything
but "bitches and ho's" shit

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
An airplane

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Blindfolds

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I'm not gay but would gladly stick something of an unclean
and painful nature straight up George dubya Bush's
ass!!!!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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