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Introduction
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day! I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. Please donÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂt even bother if youÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂre an internet ! I am actually about to deactivate literally 90% of messages I receive end up in trying to sell sex, internet panhandling, miserable attempts of extortion(definitely not the brightest crayons in the box in this site!) ÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂæif you arenÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂt a real woman with pure intentions, career, goals, etcÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂægo away! IÃÂÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂm starting to lose faith in humanity!
My Ideal Person IâÃÂÃÂll tell you one thing for sure! DonâÃÂÃÂt want anyone of you that has pictures flopping your goods out like a wet towel on a clothes hanger in the town square or a like a stoner with a plate full of pizza rolls! And what respectable stable decent looking man would want anyone that has another manâÃÂÃÂs Johnson stretching you out in your pictures?! Have some respect Jeez! PS donâÃÂÃÂt ask me for money! If you canâÃÂÃÂt afford life I donâÃÂÃÂt want you in mine!!!
My Ideal Person IâÃÂÃÂll tell you one thing for sure! DonâÃÂÃÂt want anyone of you that has pictures flopping your goods out like a wet towel on a clothes hanger in the town square or a like a stoner with a plate full of pizza rolls! And what respectable stable decent looking man would want anyone that has another manâÃÂÃÂs Johnson stretching you out in your pictures?! Have some respect Jeez! PS donâÃÂÃÂt ask me for money! If you canâÃÂÃÂt afford life I donâÃÂÃÂt want you in mine!!!
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Massage
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Prefer not to say
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Looking For: Women |