Through a 's Eyes (No Joke)
|
Posted:Aug 17, 2007 9:07 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2024 6:44 pm
1274 Views
|
A group of and date in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun,braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair.
2) Men look for clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.
3)They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse, or doing other activities while walking, because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4) Men are most likely to attack and in the early morning, between 5 and 8:30 am.
5) the #1 place a women is abducted from or attacked is grocery store parking lots. #2 office parking lots #3 is public restrooms.
6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.
7) Only 2% said they carry weapons because carried a 3-5 year sentence but with a weapon is 15-20 years.
 If you put up any kind of fight at all they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be to time consuming.
9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are; Of someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it or male general small talk "I can't believe it is so cold out here, we're in for a bad winter", now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up. u lose appeal as a target.
11) If someone is coming towards you hold out your hands in front of you and yell stop or stay back, most of the this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back.
12) Pepper spray is a deterrent
Some things that might help
1) If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmarting them If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow or armpit, or in the upper inner thigh very hard
2) After the initial hit always go for the groin.
3) Grab his first two fingers and bend them backwards as far as possible with as much pressure as possible
4) Always be aware of your surroundings.
5) Your elbow is the strongest point on your body if you are close enough to use it do!
6)if a robber asks for your wallet or purse do not hand it to him. Toss it away and run like mad in the other direction.
7) If you r ever thrown in the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy, the driver wont see you but every one else will.
Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping and just sit there to balance check book , read, make list, Don't do this the predator is watching you, he will get in the passenger side and put a gun to your head and tell you where to go ... as soon as you get in your car lock the doors and leave.
9) If someone is in the car with a gun to your head don't drive off instead gun the engine and speed into anything. As soon as the car comes to a stop bail out and run. Its better then finding your body,
10) If you are parked next to a big van enter your car from the passenger door, men attack their victims by pulling them into their van before u can be safely in yours.
11) Look to the cars around your parked car if a male is sitting alone in a seat near your car. walk back to the mall, or work and get someone to walk back out with you.
12) Stairwells are a perfect crime spot never go alone.
13) Beware of men that play on your sympathetic heart, asking for help near their vehicle.
14) Also beware of a crying baby these tricks are being used to get women to secluded areas.
I hope noone ever needs these but i thought it may be helpful.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Female and Male Prayer
|
Posted:Aug 15, 2007 5:07 am
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2007 7:54 am
1194 Views
|
Female Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep I Pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I Pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back, and begs to do more.
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to " how big is my behind?"
I Pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. Amen
Male Prayer
I Pray for a Deaf-Mute Nymphomaniac with huge boobs, Who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.... Amen
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Once upon a time
|
Posted:Aug 10, 2007 11:31 am
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2008 5:15 pm
1322 Views
|
There was a little old man who really took care of his body, He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and was admiring his body, when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of his penis. He decided to do something about it. He promptly went to the beach completely undressed and buried himself in the sand except for his penis.
Just then two old ladies were strolling along the sand, one walking with a cane. Upon seeing this thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it about with her cane. She remarked to the other little old lady:" There ain't hardly no justice in this world' The other lady asked:" What do you mean by that?"
"Well" she said "when I was 20 I was curious about it,
when I was 30 I enjoyed it
when I was 40 I asked for it
when I was 50 I paid for it
when I was 60 I prayed for it
when I was 70 I forgot about it
and now that I am 80 the damn things are growing wild and I'm to old to squat!"
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Attitude by Charles Swindoll
|
Posted:Aug 8, 2007 9:43 am
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2007 6:01 pm
1244 Views
|
The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude... I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our Attitudes.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Spaghetti...
|
Posted:Jul 31, 2007 7:33 pm
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2007 7:51 pm
1304 Views
|
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the .
If she stayed in Italy to raise the , he would also provide support until the turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to dimply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, " honey, you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh just give it to me and I'll explain it" he said.
The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread...."
|
|
|
1
comment
|
|
Bean Spoon
|
Posted:Jul 25, 2007 5:12 am
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2007 8:33 pm
1286 Views
|
Place spoon in pot while cooking any kind of bean.
Do not remove the spoon!
Spoon will take gas out of the beans.
The little farts will climb the ladder and jump over the side.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Remember those chain letters this one is for Women Only
|
Posted:Jul 19, 2007 6:13 am
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2008 4:32 pm
1287 Views
|
This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost u anything. Just send a copy of this letter to twelve of your friends who are equally frustrated. Then bundle up your husband or partner, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your name comes up to the top of the list you will recieve 16,877 men. One of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you have already.
Do not break the chain. One woman broke the chain and got the old--of-a-bitch back again!
At this writing, a friend of mine already received 384 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers to get the smile off her face and two days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.
Hurry up and send this letter so my name can move up fast!!
Sincerely,
Wishlist3
PS: Have had this years, I never sent this chain letter still enjoying the man I married over 30 years ago, but I got it just in case. lol
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
To ALL A LITTLE STORY
|
Posted:Jul 12, 2007 11:07 am
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2008 4:33 pm
1255 Views
|
This is a story about four people.
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Hey hope u r having a good day!
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
They walk among us.
|
Posted:Jul 10, 2007 7:22 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2024 6:44 pm
1244 Views
|
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said " where?"
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Worlds Easiest Quiz
|
Posted:Jul 8, 2007 8:26 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2007 5:47 am
1323 Views
|
Passing requires 4 correct answers.
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama Hats?
3) From which animal do you get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate The October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) In Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese Gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember you only need to get 4 correct.
1) 116
2) Ecuador
3) Sheeps and Horses
4) November
5) Squirrel fur
6) Dogs
7) Albert
Crimson
9) New Zealand
10) Orange (ofcoarse)
What do you mean you failed?
Me too!
And if you try to tell me you passed I don't believe it.
|
|
|
1
comment
|
|
I wish u enough
|
Posted:Jun 29, 2007 6:00 am
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2007 2:20 pm
1280 Views
|
I wish u enough sun to keep u're attitude bright, nomatter how grey the day might appear.
I wish u enough rain to appreciate the sun even more.
I wish u enough happiness to keep u're spirit alive and everlasting.
I wish u enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life seem even bigger.
I wish u enough gain to satify u're wanting.
I wish u enough loss that u appreciate what u possess.
I wish u enough hellos to get u threw the final Good bye.
To all my friends I wish u enough.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Hello?
|
Posted:Jun 26, 2007 10:04 am
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2007 10:13 am
1421 Views
|
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul" After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul"
"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now" Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
"Okay Daddy just a minute."
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. " I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?"
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all"
"OH my God! What about Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
Long Pause
Long Pause
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?"
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Dusty Underwear
|
Posted:May 30, 2007 7:37 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2007 7:29 pm
1422 Views
|
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.
What the hell he thought, as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Helen" he hollored into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shouts back: "It's not powder...... it's miracle grow!"$-0
|
|
|
1
comment
|
|
To link to this blog (wishlist3) use [blog wishlist3] in your messages.
|
|
|
| Sun |
Mon |
Tue |
Wed |
Thu |
Fri |
Sat |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
121
|
13
|
14
|
15
|
16
|
17
|
18
|
19
|
20
|
21
|
22
|
23
|
24
|
25
|
26
|
27
|
28
|
29
|
30
|
31
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
