I have been thinking................................................................................
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Posted:Nov 11, 2010 4:06 am
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2010 7:22 pm
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about becoming a Silver member again. Not sure why, and I've never really had any success meeting any women on this site. I try to be respectful, although I am a bit of a sarcastic bastard.
But I think about coming online and see that I've been hot-listed by six women who have their profiles turned off, or check out the blogs of women who have viewed me, and never get a response to any inquires I may make.
On an unrelated matter, I can't believe this year is moving so fast, and the years end is near.
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Why women can't fix cars
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Posted:Nov 9, 2010 7:39 am
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2010 3:23 am
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It would never have crossed my mind
Another of life's mysteries explained!!
It honestly never occurred to me.
Why Women Can't Fix Cars...
I always thought it had something to do with their fingernails!!!!
Who Knew??
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Strokes
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Posted:Sep 27, 2010 6:56 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 2:53 pm
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I will continue to post this every time it comes around, some things are too important not to share, especially if you know someone that has been stricken with one.
Remember the 1st Three Letters.... S. T. R.
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a woman stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, she went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening her husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital -
(at 6:00 pm she passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. My mother had never regained full use of her right side (arm, leg).
It only takes a minute to read this....
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Remember the '3' steps, S T R .
Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue
NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue... If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other, that is also an indication of a stroke.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
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Today's Horoscope
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Posted:Jul 6, 2010 6:18 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2010 4:37 pm
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July 06, 2010 Pisces
Think back to your favorite childhood meal and recreate it for someone you love today. It's a great time for good food, good company and even better chatter. It doesn't have to be anything fancy -- you just need to enjoy each others company in a comfortable manner. Go ahead and call that special person and tell them what you have in mind. They should be ecstatic.
 My favorite childhood meal, toasted rye bread, peanut butter, ham. Anybody want one?
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Talking Clock
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Posted:Dec 9, 2009 3:36 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 2:53 pm
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A little winter Wednesday humor for ya.
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.
'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.
'Yup,' replied the drunk.
'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.
'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. .
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!
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Backwoods camping and fishing trip.
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Posted:Oct 29, 2009 5:17 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2010 8:42 am
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Four friends spent weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.
Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.
"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a black, brand new see-through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed were handcuffs and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want......
So here I am."
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Email of the Day!
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Posted:Sep 26, 2009 8:09 am
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2009 4:28 pm
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Shotgun preteen vs. Illegal alien Home Invaders:
Butte, Montana November 5, 2007
Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.
Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.
When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.
It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David 0Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.
Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news........an 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and herself......against two murderous, illegal immigrants......and she wins,
She is still alive.
Now that is Gun Control !
Thought for the day:
Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'
I like this kind of e-mail. American citizens defending themselves and their homes.
HAVE A GREAT DAY
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The Human Body
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Posted:Sep 17, 2009 7:26 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 2:53 pm
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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 Kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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Are you ready for some Football?
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Posted:Sep 3, 2009 4:39 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 2:53 pm
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Was watching a local Chicago sport writers TV show and they had a guess from the Chicago Bliss. Our sports fans here are saying Chicago Bliss, WTF?
Chicago's newest all women tackle football team. Great looking women playing tackle football with helmets, little form rubber shoulder pads, knee pads, and whole Lotta edible, lick-able skin showing.
Now I thinking women on women action, and that's okay, but I don't think real players men on men, gang tackling other men are gay; well I'm sure their are a few that like the pole better than hole, but just don't think about it.
Okay that's it, back to your regular viewing.
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A new Army Captain
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Posted:Aug 27, 2009 7:02 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 2:53 pm
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was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the
Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes
the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel.
The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay.'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'.
Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
'No sir.. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are.
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More thoughts from my cluttered mind!
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Posted:Aug 18, 2009 8:58 am
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2010 4:44 am
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Do you pay attention to vitamins or supplements you purchase? More specific, the quantity. If it says there are 60 softgels and you're instructed to take 2, once or twice a day, how come when you get to the end of the bottle only one is left?
Did someone miscount at the factory or did I drop one? I don't count the fucking things when I buy them; do I have start too? What if there is only 59 what do I do go back and tell the store you shorted me one? What if there is 61, do I have to give it back to them?
Have a happy rest of the day, and a pleasant tomorrow.
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This is why I love animals over some people.
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Posted:Aug 11, 2009 11:33 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 2:53 pm
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I thought I have seen everything, but this morning at the health club their was this Richard head (not nice to call someone a Dick head)that was using the hair dryer to dry this dirty, stinky socks. Seriously what the fuck is up with some people?
I mean this is a nice club, day care and during the summer camp, with all kinds of activities for , while their Mothers and Fathers workout; three pools with one being outdoors, steam room, sauna, two whirlpools, towel service, and they even have this dryer for bathing suits that use centrifugal force to remove the water.
Why couldn't this prick use that to dry his fucking socks.
Okay I feel better now.
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