Norwegian Wood
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Posted:Dec 25, 2015 6:39 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2015 6:19 am
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Christmas eve I made an unlikely journey to meet a gentleman that promised to meet all my desires. When I arrived, he was preoccupied with me achieving a complete state of undress. While I obliged his repeated requests he began to undress me. When I attempted to stroke the massive endowment he advertised he became anxious and said he wasn't hard yet. I could tell I was a victim of false advertising but I didn't fuss. I smoked the tree he offered and then sucked his cock when my full compliance had been achieved. It never grew more than four inches but managed somehow to grow larger in length after a condom and a few strokes, not the advertised length but much greater than I originally thought possible.
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Carry the Bag You Came With
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Posted:Dec 23, 2015 6:25 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2015 6:23 am
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I struggle with some members because they don't want to carry the bag they came with and want to switch bags mid trip. I understand that some married men post themselves as single and that's okay but it's a very big bag to carry. I'll go further to say that some married men posted as single will agree to host to move the conversation along. Where the bags start to drag a little bit is when they suggest a hotel instead of their home because the are home. After agreeing to meet at a public place the story becomes I didn't confirm early check in so we can't go to a hotel. Then the bag drops all together and I'm expected to pick it up between the babblings about "no place to go" and sure wish we could have a little fun" . I'm supposed to pick it up by saying " we can just go to my place" or "I don't mind parking discretely somewhere where we can fool around. I don't give any quarter to these antics. Carry the bag completely, make a reservation on the credit card your wife doesn't know about and request early check in.
Same thing goes for the "I am single but I have roommates and they are home right now. Can you meet me in a parking lot around the corner from me."
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Permission to Play Myself Out
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Posted:Dec 22, 2015 9:23 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2015 1:23 pm
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My life, I find, is a plethora of opportunities to "play myself out" (Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.) My current pressing engagement is to help a subordinate show that I don't do my job 100% of the time. Something that previously was not requested nor required of me has been clearly defined as performance measure of somebody else as quantifiable. "Let me help you do your job by showing how I don't do my job and do it all with grace and a smile."
In my personal life it's even worse. My works on a principal that I do what I want to do with no repercussions. I don't get to hold him accountable for his school work but I get to field disgruntled phone calls from school staff. I provide the basics of food and clothing that I get to clean up off my floors so I get to work after work and I'm a birch because I get sick of looking at disdain and escape to my room for peace
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A Musical Dare
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Posted:Dec 21, 2015 11:14 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2015 7:51 am
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It occurred to me as I was trolling profiles that they are a fair number of musical members here. I joked to myself that if I added a playmate or two I could form a band.
Thus the dare: I dare you to fuck four musicians during the holidays. Stipulations~ they must each play a different musical instrument I.e two can play guitar but one has to play electric and the other one bass. If more than two conquests play in the same band, all parties must be knowledgeable of the conquests. That is not carte blanche to be a party poop and gang bang a band. Post updates on your progress.
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Front Loading
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Posted:Dec 21, 2015 7:29 am
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2015 8:27 pm
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There are some bits of information that it is crucial to tack on at the beginning of conversations with intent to engage me sexually, platonically, or otherwise. Dribbling these nuggets further in has a tendency to leave a bad taste in my mouth. For example, I chatted with a gentleman for a while and we discussed a public meet. When it came to planning the date and time, he stated he could not meet me in public as he had fractured his foot and was home bound. I could have understood it if he front loaded our conversations with that, but on the back end it sounds like some kind of rapey shit. I chatted with another gentleman on a dating website. Our communications expansed a couple weeks. When it got for scheduling a location, he said he wanted to go downtown. When I asked where he said he didn't have a car and that I should pick him up. When I was hesitant at that, he suggested we meet near his home, but when I asked how he would get to the restaurant in question it went straight back to me picking him up. Its not a big deal if a guy doesn't have a car but that is a piece of information that needs to be front loaded. Had it been, I would have broken off communications much sooner because I live a good 30 miles away and didn't foresee myself traveling 60 miles roundtrip consistently for dates.
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Strange Stripper Rules
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Posted:Dec 16, 2015 1:32 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2015 3:57 pm
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This blog is brought to you by a magnificently cocked gentleman who dislikes too much bush. I cut my bush rather early to comply with bizarre stripper rules. Contrary to stripper speak there is no rule forbidding fucking customers. That being said, only strippers I knew fucked their customers were publicly involved with said customers outside the club. The old guy dropping that chick's rent center stage was the same guy dropping her off and picking her up every night. I guess it makes sense though, they make money selling the idea of eating donuts. If they sold donuts, no one would pay to sit and drink over a donut display case. Donuts are also illegal in this context.
No nudity on stage without pubic hair of some form
No ass crack on stage. You must cover your crack when bending over or spreading legs
No nudity on the floor, you must wear a g-string
Heels only floor and stage
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Nerdese
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Posted:Dec 14, 2015 11:55 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2015 3:49 pm
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I find intelligence on a man very attractve but you can wear it a little too robustly. If you can articulate your concerns on the use of plasmas (not bodily fluid) to treat skin cancers and the UV radiation exposure, you can talk to me about sex. So many times sexual conversation with intelligent men becomes really nonverbal behind closed doors. That's where a Neanderthal has them beat, Neanderthals can talk dirty.
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The Concept of "the one"
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Posted:Dec 13, 2015 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2015 7:24 am
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I am dubious on the concept of "the one" because it implies perfection. There's perfection in the actual person lining up with all my desires which seems unlikely. Perfection in the timing such that each person is ready at the time of meeting. The concept of "the one" also seems to differ when viewed from various life perspectives. "The one" is someone I'm in tune with physically, spiritually, and emotionally but that's ever evolving . When I meet "the one" plays a crucial role. It is possible that I met my "one" in high school but he chose to become involved only after we had been damaged by our various life experiences and we proceeded on hurting each other. If could be said that when we eclipsed our meeting and failed to engage he ceased being "the one" . In college, I wasn't concerned with "the one" but I thought it likely. Now I'm highly concerned about "the one" but I think it unlikely. I offer more than when I was younger and less at the same time. Is there "the one" ? Is it just one, or many?
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The Concept of One
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Posted:Dec 12, 2015 10:49 am
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2015 7:26 am
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I am enamoured with the idea of one. Everyone loves that old adage of a lone wolf, solitary but capable of attaining everything he needs. Free of dependency and needful carousing with leeches. Free of limitations and boundaries and ardent commands to stay with the pack. Ever traversing a long and high tightrope with no net or harness secretly craving a taste of the abyss. I love oneness, but the nights can stretch out and one longs for the sound of something other than the echo of one's own howl.
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Stranger Danger(cont)
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Posted:Dec 7, 2015 10:05 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2015 10:35 am
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He sucked and licked for a good while. I was stroking his cock but it would grow soft and then get hard again. He stopped licking so I could suck his cock fully hard. He grabbed my head and fucked my mouth for a few moments before grabbing a condom and walking around to my side of the bed. He slid inside and pounded me hard and deep. I smacked my ass back against him as hard as I could and we violently fucked each other until he became winded.
He lay down and I mount him. I could feel him thrusting upward as I thrust my hips downward so I began to circle my hips. When I reached a consistent pace he told me to get off because he didn't want to orgasm that way. I happily obliged him and he stood at the edge of the bed. I got on my knees and he spread my ass apart. He rammed his face into my pussy making sure he tongued my clit and my pussy as he moved upward settling his tongue in my ass at the top and tracing downward again. When he finished he thrusted his cock inside me and pounded my pussy some more arching my back to hit the sweet spot. I moaned loudly as he exploded inside of me.
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Stranger Danger
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Posted:Dec 4, 2015 10:20 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2015 9:36 am
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We met a bar. He was in a track pullover and tight fitting jogging pants. I sat down next to him and asked what he was drinking. We watched the Ravens play the Browns and his leg grazed my leg every so often.
When we got to his hotel room I quickly slipped out of my white halter dress and got under the covers while he hit the showers.
We reappeared in a white hotel towel and slid in the bed next to me. I allowed him to unhook my strapless bra in exchange for his towel. He marveled over my breasts cupping them and then sucking each nipple back and forth. He then made his way down to my panties and removed them. He place each pussy lip inside his mouth sucking it firmly before suctioning my clit and then licking the insides of my thigh
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Email Aversion
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Posted:Nov 28, 2015 2:44 am
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2015 6:39 am
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He says, "I don't like emailing back and forth,"after a total of five exchanges. What is texting but a more instantaneous form of email. When a guy says this in his profile, I immediately think he wants to meet sooner rather than later. To peak an interest to meet right away, your conversation better be amazing. I like to message back in forth in the beginning because I don't know who you are. Some men on this site feel carte blanche to immediately text at all hours of the day and night all manner of perversity because I guess my mind runs like that all day because I have an ad posted here. I don't want to be texted at 2am about whether or not my pussy is wet. I'm sleep. I'd rather receive junk like that in my inbox the next day. It doesn't merit a buzz and a flashing blue light.
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Are We There Yet
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Posted:Nov 24, 2015 6:29 pm
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2015 5:12 am
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I broke a drought last night with an expressive man who told me over and over again how good my pussy it is. I appreciate flattery as much as the next girl but an air on doubt emerged as I lay on my stomach for him. The position modification cause him to slip out. He continued thrusting away for a good five minutes still exclaiming about its goodness. I didn't want to be rude, but as it was our first meeting I did not wish to embarrass him. He was an excellent thruster though with motor to spare. A long piston would have been nice.
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