My mom came to town so i wanted to show her a good time. So i took her to this bar. It was live to wall people live band the works. So I'm on the dance floor and the lead band member calls me up to the stage and ask me some questions were I'm from what i do etc. etc. anyways he was like i really brought you(me) up here b.c your good looking and get some girls but i heard that blk me don't eat pussy. so he ask me "do black men eat pussy?" i replied " Do i have to answer that my mom is here". lol and next i the crowd is chanting James' mom James' mom and a good sport my is she came up. so he ask her a few questions. And after the easy question he asked her " James mom do you know what a cougar is?" my mom replies " yes my husband is 4 years younger than me so I'm a cougar". so everyone laughs and still chanting. the band member lets her off stage and then as I'm getting off stage he stops me and says " NO NO your mom may be her but were not letting you off that easy." So im back center stage and he ask me "Do black men eat pussy?" i reply "I don't know But i know we eat chicken."