CITIZENS OF AMERICA, HEAR ME!
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Posted:Nov 6, 2006 10:01 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2006 5:15 pm
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Citizens of America! Will you vote today? It is your CIVIC DUTY to participate in your government!
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BlogLand Nursery Rhymes 2
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Posted:Oct 24, 2006 9:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2010 9:25 pm
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Hush little bloggers, don't say a word. keithie's gonna bring y'all something absurd.
If the absurd sorta makes you grin, keithie's kinda twisted so come on in.
If you've come in it must be time, for keithcancook's BlogLand Nursery Rhymes.
Jez, be nimble, Jez, be quick, Jez, bend over and get licked.
Jez moaned high, Jez moaned low, Jez rolled over and swallowed my pole.
Definate Trouble cannot sit pat, it only makes her mean. Padding her way all through your blogs She's an original comment queen.
Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! My ol pal is an Englishman. Blogging through his other head, the King of Pervs has made his bed.
Barbiebunny, boots to thigh, kissed the boys and made them sigh. Now when the boys come out to play, Barbiebunny has her way.
Hickory, dickory, dock. Vanna needed some cock. The cock did cum, then Vanna did run, (and told wahinie where she could get some).
Candy, Candy, sweet and randy, Where did you learn to blow? In your loving brits arms, you sampled his charms, Watching his pleasure grow.
Little Bo Papy has lost her blog, and doesn't know how to find it. Leave it alone, and it'll come home, dangling code and misspellings behind it.
Hush-a-bye, MOfun, riding on top. Don't blow in his ear, or his peter will pop. When peter pops, his hard-on will fall, And down will come MOfun, still needing to ball.
Want more?
Take a gander at these:
BlogLand Nusery Rhymes and Another BlogLand Nursery Rhyme, by keithcancook
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THE BLOGLAND COOKBOOK TWO
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Posted:Oct 5, 2006 6:34 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2015 11:35 am
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THE VENTING BLOG PRESENTS
THE BLOGLAND COOKBOOK TWO
PERVY PLATTER by expatbrit49
Assorted vegetables and other odds and ends (empty wine bottles, hot buns, and anything else not nailed down) thrown together with a little PPS sauce on the side. This dish puts the "crude" in crudites.
JEZZIE-BELLS by womenlooking4fun
Spicy bell peppers stuffed with whored comments and smothered in lezzie sauce. Best eaten by the perpetually horny.
SALTY SAILOR STEW by ready2lay
Large chunks of rants and raves, mellowed with a fine dose of meds. Served with language favored by sailors worldwide.
FREUDIAN CRISPS by DIVISION77
Fried in the div tradition, these crisps are bound to taste good since he knows you better than you do.
PISS-TAKE PIE by economickrisis
No telling what this will taste like as we can't be sure what it is at first.
PANAMA BREAD by PrincessKarma
Steadily rising ever higher, panama bread will take you anywhere you wanna go. (except Toronto). *HIC*
EGO GRANDE by travelingintexas
Fit for any aspiring comment king and served in Texas sized portions.
SEVEN LAYER DIP by AmericanBaroness
Self-explanatory for Baroness fans.
ANA'S TENDER KISSES by Ana_6973
Dainty pecks and big wet ones come together nicely in this delicious confection. She delivers! (all over BlogLand)
SLIPPY SLOPPY JOES by sj365
Some of the best fare in BlogLand. Direct from the heartland this stuff is great when you can find it. Served rare(ly) and on a seasonal basis.
BUGGERED SHEEP BUTT by bulgingboy
Spread wide kiwi style, these butts are self-basted and creamy. Try em, fer fucks sake!
FRENCH BROAD by deliciousngood
Only the creamiest butter may be spread on this french broad. Bring a blanket, some brie, and a bottle of wine. Dine along the water, under under genuine Blue Ridge Mountain Moonlight. This exceptional broad is marvelously moist and gets even wetter when eaten slowly. (Take a care or you will soon have a French Broad River). ~groan~
LIMEY PIE by expatbrit49
Not much of a pie, but well worth the buy. Limey pies are in great demand not due to any miracle of British culinary aptitude, (which remains uninspiring on a global scale). Their popularity stems from the shrewd marketing campaign in which the inside of each box is adorned with full color photographs pilfered from expats secret web source. Discard the Limey Pie, but save the box. These boxes are suitable for framing. (reprinted from the first edition due to Blogwide acclaim)
WAGGY'S POLLY by waggypolly
Poached parrot with Oriental spices. Solly polly, it's the best I could do before work...
REDLIPS & MARINATED SEX TIPS by redlipsprincess
A smorgasbord of tips from the lips. Educational dining at its best!
HYDRAGENIAS GREET-N-EAT by Hydragenias
Always the first stop for new folks in town. A great opening course for any blogger.
SEXYFIT_HELPER by sexyfitwoman
Create exciting new presentations for your tables with sexyfit_helper. Design your own plate or try one of her standard tem-plates. It's easy and fun.
WAHINIE'S BIKINI LUAU by 1hotwahine
Load up the van and head to the beach for an authentic wahinian luau. Get leid in huts under real grass roofs.
HOT BLOG EATING CONTEST by bustybettyboop
Step right up, it's all you can eat folks! Competition dining at its finest!
CELEBRITY LIST DINNER THEATER by the frontpagebloggers and theirenemies
Great seats and entertaining eats. Brought to you by BlogLands Finest. Sit back and enjoy a drama. Served with a mandatory glass of pepto-bismal. Open seven days a week.
Want more?
Get yourself a copy of THE ORIGINAL BLOGLAND COOKBOOK
Containing recipes from these cusine conscious bloggers:
SensuallyKatey Bella_ BLONDENEEDSSEX Tala4u2 JayR63 papyrina mzhunyhole LoyaltyandHonor dz2502 AmberSolaire MrsGreenhenky Barbiebunny69 starlight_runner sexyeyes375 duststormdiva rockwriter58 DCEbony greeneyesatl05 Sizzle364 The PUBLISHER and pigcancook
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Classic Comments #7
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Posted:Sep 30, 2006 8:46 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2015 9:59 pm
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The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments
Hi ! For this episode of Classic Comments we will venture into the comment area of The Venting Blog itself, where classic comments can be found in vast numbers.
In Selections From the BlogLand Dictionary 2 our good friend humboldthonni seemed to imply that she didn't use smiley faces and wouldn't until a certain one became available...
Todays choice, was recalled to me as I was diving in my own basement and remembered that I owed my ol pal expat an insult. Er, I mean a post.
Here ya go, ol pal.
On August 6th, 2006 honni states:
When they have one for donkey's ass, I will start using em. |
keithcancook replies:
They have one of those already, honni. All ya have to do is type this between two brackets: photo expatbrit49 |
For more Classic Comments see:
Classic Comments 1 (This one's a real hoot folks. Check it out) Classic Comments 2 (love poetry between kcc and mzhuny) Classic Comments 3 (a song for the BlogLand Retirement Home) Classic Comments 4 (bad puns) Classic Comments 5 (even worse puns) Classic Comments 6 (slapstick comedy)
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I Can't See
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Posted:Sep 28, 2006 2:02 pm
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2009 12:27 am
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"...Well, he was very upset, as you can understand And rightly so Because The deadly Yellow Snow Crystals Had deprived him of his sight And he stood up And he looked around And he said: I CAN'T SEE (DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . YEAH!) I CAN'T SEE (DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . YEAH!) OH WOE IS ME (DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . YEAH!) I CAN'T SEE (DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . WELL!) NO NO I CAN'T SEE NO . . . I . . . He took a dog-doo sno-cone An' stuffed it in my right eye He took a dog-doo sno-cone An' stuffed it in my other eye An' the huskie wee-wee, I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me An' I can't see Temporarily..." *
Yeah, like the fur trapper in Zappa's tale, I can't see.
The deadly Yellow Snow Crystals of age are sapping my sight. I've been using reading glasses for nearly ten years. I've been on 1.25 magnification for years but now they are no longer good enough.
I got lost the other day. Yep. Right here in my hometown. No problem. I pulled out my roadmap.
I couldn't see it. The lines were a blur. I could discern the major arteries. I knew where I was generally. But I could not see the connecting streets.
Talk about frustration. I strained. I strained harder. @$#%$^! I wadded up my map and tossed it in the back seat. Grrr! I stumbled on, eventually figuring out where I was.
Today I am the proud owner of some 2.0's
* Excerpted from Nanook Rubs It, by Frank Zappa
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FEAR STALKS BLOGLAND!
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Posted:Sep 24, 2006 5:29 pm
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2012 8:27 pm
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I recently began blogging with a blogger in good faith. As per usual (for me) I went into the basement and sorta checked out the blog over a few days or so.
The blogger became suspicious and suddenly believed that I may have been an invader, looking to stir up trouble by researching the history of the blog. I was asked to leave.
I don't blame the blogger. The handle has been listed in other blogs that I have also visited recently. And not in a very good light I should add. This blogger has apparantly been put on guard and fears harassment.
It is a shame when the basements of BlogLand can no longer be the playground of keithcancook. It's a shame that bloggers have become suspicious of any unfamiliar handle that enters their blog.
It's a shame that BlogLand has become a place of fear.
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Get Some While You Still Can...
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Posted:Sep 21, 2006 8:24 am
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2009 12:01 am
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I feel fortunate that I live in an era when I can yet walk in an unpoisoned natural ecosystem. I fear that some future generation will come and find that it is all gone.
Have y'all walked the woods lately? Have ya smelled the wildflowers and heard the eagle's cry? Seen a fish jump for a bug on a lazy flowing river? Startle a big black snake and have a near heart attack? Moved along with the deer as they grazed the woods? Hear the snort of the swine, (and hope he's not coming your way)? Climbed on some big rocks? Watched a spider spinning her web?
Well, have y'all?
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Watching the evening news with a friend...
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Posted:Sep 11, 2006 3:23 pm
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2009 12:15 am
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I saw Rummy on the news. He had his arm in a wrap. I asked my friend, "What happened to his poor arm?"
He replied, "He went hunting with Cheney."
Then I hurt my wrist when I fell out of my chair laughing.
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BLOGPLAYS
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Posted:Sep 10, 2006 5:52 pm
Last Updated:Jul 8, 2023 10:45 am
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BLOGLAND JEOPARDY
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HURTING FROM THE LOSS OF HIS CHIEF, It's a Wonderful Blog, A TWO-ACTOR BLOGPLAY STARRING KEITHCANCOOK & KOOCNACHTIEK, WRESTLED WITH THIS MOST PERSONAL OF BLOG ISSUES.
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| WHILE NOT NECESSARILY MEDIEVAL ENTERTAINMENT, BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS, THE MANAGING COMPANY FOR THE PLAYS OF KEITHCANCOOK HAS TERMED ALL OF ITS BLOGWAY PLAYS AS THESE.
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THE FIRST BLOGPLAY TO APPEAR IN BLOGLAND WAS Conversations From BlogLand High WHICH SATIRZED THE GREAT BLOGLAND ELECTION CAMPAIGN LAUNCHED BY THIS NOW PERVERTED BLOGGER.
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YA-OWE-ME-ONE CUM-BLOW-ME AND HUNG SO-LOW WERE THE ACCOMPLICES OF THIS SABER SLASHING HERO IN THE BLOGBUSTER BLOG WARS.
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RUSHED INTO PRODUCTION FOR THE HOLIDAYS, BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTED THE HUGE MEGAPLAY A BlogLand Christmas Carol A SATIRE OF BLOGLAND THAT REPRESENTED SCROOGE AS THIS.
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IN THE PERVLANDER PRODUCTION (by expatbrit49) OF LORD OF THE RINGS, GOOLAM (played by keithcancook) MET HIS FATE IN THIS HORRIBLE FASHION.
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IN THE PERVLANDER PRODUCTION OF PERVY PAN CAPTAIN CANHOOK (played by keithcancook) WAS SLAIN IN THIS MANNER.
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THE BLOGPLAY bIG WAS A SMALL PRODUCTION THAT LARGELY REVEALED THE PLAYWRIGHTS SENTIMENTS ON THIS COMMON LITERARY ACTIVITY.
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FINAL JEOPARDY CATEGORY
BLOG CONVENTIONS
| BY UNANIMOUS ACCLIMATION, THE HONOR OF KING & QUEEN OF BLOGLAND WAS BESTOWED UPON THESE TWO CONVENTIONEERS AT THE FIRST "OFFICIAL" BLOG CONVENTION IN CHICAGO, 2005.
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WANT MORE? TRY THESE CATEGORIES:
BLJ 1 SIX CATEGORIES BLJ 2 EXPATBRIT49 and BLOG TRIVIA BLJ 3 HOMETOWN BLOGLAND and COMPLETE THE RHYME BLJ 4 MENS BLOG TITLES BLJ 5 WOMENS BLOG TITLES BLJ 6 COMMENT WHORING BLJ 7 RHYME TIME BLJ 8 THECLITICALS BLJ 9 BLOG STRATEGIES BLJ 10 BLOG DISEASES
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Oy
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Posted:Sep 1, 2006 1:01 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2015 8:28 pm
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Oh da heck with this! What's the point?
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BLOG DISEASES
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Posted:Aug 29, 2006 10:25 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2015 11:24 am
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BLOGLAND JEOPARDY
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BLOGGEROIDS
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THIS AFFLICTION IS MOST OFTEN SEEN IN POSTS FROM ELATED BLOGGERS WITH GOOD NEWS TO SHARE.
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CHAUVINISM IS THE DOMINANT SYMPTOM OF THIS INSIDIOUS BLOGLANDIC SCOURGE.
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A POSTING DEFICIENCY.
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SOMETIMES CALLED BIG BLOG DISEASE, SYMPTOMS INVOLVE AN EVER WIDENING BLOG PAGE DUE TO RUNAWAY CODE.
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TYPING WITH A LISP IS ONE SYMPTOM OF THIS DISEASE, CAUSED BY AN INVASION OF DIP SHITS TO YOUR BLOG.
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A COMMON AFFLICTION TO POPULAR LIST BLOGGERS IS THIS DISEASE, IN WHICH POSTING SOMETHING INTERESTING DAILY BECOMES ALMOST PAINFUL.
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BLOGLAND IS RIFE WITH PROMISCUITY AS BLOGGERS OPENLY ENGAGE IN SEX ORGIES IN POST AFTER POST. (PervLander Productions by expatbrit49, comes to mind). UNLESS YOU JUST SAY NO, (or play one of keithcancook's roles in a PervLander Production), SUCH DANGEROUS ACTIVITY WITHOUT PROTECTION CAN RESULT IN THIS HORRID STB* * (Sexually Transmitted Blog ).
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ALL TOO COMMON IN BLOGLAND THESE DAYS IS THIS DISEASE, BROUGHT ON BY THE CONSTANT HARASSMENT FROM A PERSISTANT, AND PERNICIOUS BLOG TROLL.
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THE BLOGGER KNOWN AS KEITHCANCOOK HAS LONG SUFFERED FROM THIS FORM OF DEMENTIA. (he's insane ya know).
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FINAL JEOPARDY CATEGORY
RETIRED BLOGGERS
| SAYING HE BLOGS ONLY IN WINTER, THIS "SUN" LOVING BRITISH BLOGGER HAS BEEN SOLAIRELY MISSED BY HIS FANS.
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WANT MORE? TRY THESE CATEGORIES:
BLJ 1 SIX CATEGORIES BLJ 2 EXPATBRIT49 and BLOG TRIVIA BLJ 3 HOMETOWN BLOGLAND and COMPLETE THE RHYME BLJ 4 MENS BLOG TITLES BLJ 5 WOMENS BLOG TITLES BLJ 6 COMMENT WHORING BLJ 7 RHYME TIME BLJ 8 THECLITICALS BLJ 9 BLOG STRATEGIES
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To link to this blog (keithcancook) use [blog keithcancook] in your messages.
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