An Old Fart Says...
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Posted:Oct 31, 2009 2:29 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 10:39 am
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Ref. Squirrel Nut Zippers, "Hell"
http://NoStrings.com=yZfIn5ji04I
"now you make the scene all day, but tomorrow there'll be hell to pay"...
Hey, It's just for fun guys, lighten up!
I love you tube, what a great way to waste hours! Hook up some okay speakers, and it can't be beat.
later .
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An Old Fart Says.......
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Posted:Oct 30, 2009 3:53 pm
Last Updated:Oct 31, 2009 2:39 pm
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Some people learn by reading, some by doing, but most of us have to pee on the electric fence all by ourselves.
"He was born on third and thought he hit a triple."
The lowest janitor can see the hypocrisy of concrete beliefs.
He read about management in a book once.
It's great being born in the south, I get to play the country bumpkin and never offend folks.
I never see abortion protesters with adopted crack babies on their hips.
I rarely see women say "Let's go to war to kill more of our sons and theirs."
Well I guess that is stirring the pot enough....
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Smells and scents
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Posted:Sep 3, 2007 6:10 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 10:39 am
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Drove Bob out to central Texas this weekend, and the theme is smells.
Even the dead skunk is more real! And the hay and ozone is enough to make you giddy.
Driving around in a quadricycle, you just never get the viseral feel of the enviroment that you do on a bike.
Even sliding around on slick mud with street tires on heavy Bob, was more real than you even get in a car.
Ha, I must be an adrenaline junkie!
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"It's no feat to beat the heat.....
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Posted:Aug 29, 2007 3:58 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 10:39 am
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...be cool and discrete...honey."
the android said just before he kills. ("fondly farenheit" H. ellison)
Science fiction is such an oddly predictive medium. Yet easily discounted with just that, "oh that's just sci-fi!"
Yet why don't we get Nobel prizes for "1984" which surly has come true by now?
Old Norwegian joke, "Swedes have little dicks, and long memories"
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"Don't Panic!!"
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Posted:Aug 24, 2007 3:49 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2007 7:05 pm
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That's it. The second most important thing to keep you alive on two wheels.
(the first being "Don't be stupid!"!)
The trouble is "Don't Panic!!" always happens when something bad(or STUPID!) has ALREADY happened!
So you have to recover from stupid, don't panic, and do something UNSTUPID within the next second or two.
That's it, easy to say, but hard to do!
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"Keep a cool tool, fool!.....
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Posted:Aug 23, 2007 3:25 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2007 7:12 pm
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And don't give me NO trouble!"
Overheard on a bus in Washington, D.C. in the summer of '74. A young hip urban black woman speaking to her boyfriend. An edgy time, the whole city/country uptight waiting for Nixon to be impeached/resign.
Yet still appropriate today!
And a brief vignette on how to woo women!
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Politics: 'Our Leaders are power-mad chimpanzees....
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Posted:Aug 22, 2007 3:56 am
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2007 8:37 pm
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...who treat our troops like a rich treats toys after Christmas.'
Ouch! Harsh! Fighting word, but the truth hurts. Not my quote, I paraphase Kurt Vonnegut.
Can anyone deny this? Isn't this the description of our military escapades around the world? It's not their being killed halfway around the world.
Because others are barbaric, we need to respond with more barbarism? People always respect you more after you invade them and kill their citizens? And do these tyrants even care if you kill their citizens? How do we keep getting into the same mess. Aren't our politicians at least as smart as I the average citizen?
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Interesting Words:Cunnilingus
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Posted:Aug 21, 2007 3:49 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 10:39 am
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Is that how you spell it?
How did it get such a clinical name? I know latin for tongue and something else, but still, how often have you heard "Hey baby, let me perform some cunnilingus on you!" Ha-Ha, like never!
Munch your mound, eat pussy, eat at the Y, hair pie, hair pizza, Gee none of them are near as exciting as the activity!
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Celebrity aside
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Posted:Aug 20, 2007 3:38 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 10:39 am
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Phil Spector (sp?), guilty as sin, what a gun nut! Women, why would you go out with this wacko, I know he's rich, but stilll... I'd like to see him and Ted Nuggent get into a slap fest, my moneys on Ted!
Ms. Spears, leave her be! I'd never thought I'd say this, since I greaty dislike the PWT slut, but let up on her! Who out there has done a perfect job raising their , especially when you are as young as she.
Karl, Karl, Karl, well Rove, I guess they won't have you to kick around anymore, but you are still on all the talk shows, please just go away!
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ROFO #2, Injuries
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Posted:Aug 19, 2007 2:06 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 10:39 am
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There's no doubt about it, injuries slow you down!
Ha! More obvious advice! But that is why it is "Old Fart" observations!
Whether you are old, wise, marine seal strong, or young dumb and full of cum.... all of us have reduced capacity while injured.
(that's why, while I'm hurt I ride the sidehack, have fun while the sun shines and at midnight too!)
So always recover a little at least before you get back on that !
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ROFO #1, cont.
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Posted:Jun 22, 2007 4:38 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 10:39 am
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For those of you with short attention spans, you can just skip the next few posts which get down to technical details of motorcycles.
ROFO 1 basically says "Know, then don't exceed the suspension limits of your vehicle, or you can get into big trouble." Like DEAD trouble if going fast enough.
Obviously, it's really bad to go end over end, or even go slidding down the concrete at over a hundred mph.
So try not to be stupid, and remember you only have a few milliseconds to figure out what stupid is!
THus the reason for the random old fart observations, stupid avoidance.
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Chapter 2: Random old fart observations (ROFO) # 1
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Posted:Jun 22, 2007 4:03 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 10:39 am
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ROFOs are to keep you alive.
(an aside: Some of us learn by reading, some by watching others, but most of us have to piss on the electric fence all by ourselves!  )
ROFO: Avoid Kneeslappers at high rates of speed.
Yes, that is where your arms are slapping your knees as the handlebars wobble back and forth vigorously.
Right, you say, of course, stupid advice.
Ha!
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Chapter 1: Motivation
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Posted:Jun 21, 2007 8:47 pm
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2007 4:02 am
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"Have you ever seen a pussy blow smoke rings?" She said with a half a smile.
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