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I never look at the pics - no really - I think my computer masturbates when I'm not around, so I don't like to encourage that..It leases all the tell tale signs, screen wipes on the floor, adult sites in the favorites, and this computer thinks the pearled rabbit with the buttons is soooo cute.
I'll be in Laramie Fri. Keep an eye out for a Toyota camper with a confused person in it wanderin around aimlessly. Thats me while I'm workin'...lol
I wear yellow alot..some fed law about perverts on the loose.
Sword -)---
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A Soldier of Fortune in AFFF
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Posted:Nov 14, 2005 6:24 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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There once was a soldier of fortune,
Who hack'd and kilt all day.
And one mornin' the soldier 'scovered,
there was no one left to play.
He gnashed his ol' teeth to a point,
a point that they were bloddy and bare.
No one in this ol' battl'field,
No one and no one would care.
And the mighty ol' sword wielder,
after a grundt and a groan (and maybe a whim)
Had no one, but no one to play with.
But was cause by no one but him!
So the moral to stories just like mine,
If you pardon the rough in the rhyme,
If you slay with instead of play with,
You willie will be floppy like mine.
So onward and upward with playtime,
No matter if short or if small.
We'll play and we'll play and we'll play
Or we willn't fet laid at all!
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Notch on Bedposts
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Posted:Aug 19, 2005 5:43 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Notch on bedposts. That reminded me of a time when a friend of mine I grew up with (If I introduced you she would say *she * grew up, and I just got older!) was gonna get lucky and need to use my bedroom, 'cause her was home, and she's very noisy when she gets luck, if you catch my meaning...but anyway one day someone remarked at the "notches" on my Bedstead (the Headboard...why do they call it the head...oh). I laughed and said, "Those aren't notches, those are claw marks". Lol
I've mentioned how I feel before. I've known those, who will never see the sword "unsheathed"...okay, okay, its more like a dagger...okay a little dagger...okay! okay! you want honesty...damn you guys are tough!...penknife..anyway, and I'm okay with that..lots of wonderful people here (ya owe me $20.00 for the compliment), there's also some that are glad I can play a harmonica...honesty..Damn..okay, I CAN'T really play the harmonica, I just blow in and out and pretend I'm Blind Melon...I know one who flat says..all I want from you is to do me and the you leave...Honesty, there will be times when I'm gonna have a five viagra moment (work it out), and other times when I've just danced my face off...which is okay, cause, hell I'm 52 years olde and the women feel sorry for me while I'm on the dance floor and will grind with me! Yes, I'm into "Pity Grinding"!
Admission is the First Step to...hello?
Sword -)----*
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My computer masturbates
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Posted:Aug 2, 2005 5:02 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I never look at the pics - no really - I think my computer masturbates when I'm not around, so I don't like to encourage that..It leases all the tell tale signs, screen wipes on the floor, adult sites in the favorites, and this computer thinks the pearled rabbit with the buttons is soooo cute.
I'll be in Laramie Fri. Keep an eye out for a Toyota camper with a confused person in it wanderin around aimlessly. Thats me while I'm workin'...lol
I wear yellow alot..some fed law about perverts on the loose.
Sword -)---
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