7 Ways To Build A Successful Sex Boutique... In The South Pacific.... ❗❗❗  

Paulxx001 63M  
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7/30/2020 10:57 am

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7 Ways To Build A Successful Sex Boutique... In The South Pacific.... ❗❗❗

Did I ever tell you about my visit last summer, to a bizarre island in the South Pacific? It had no name. It didn't appear on any map and it was populated by strange men and women all searching for one thing... a partner in sex.

Upon my arrival, I immediately noticed that the majority of tenants were women - 80% at least. Women of all shapes, colors, and sizes. Yet, they all had one thing in common; they were all desperate to find a man. And strangely enough, the men controlled everything .

Those men held their erotic carrots (and the promise of sex), just far enough - from the reach of those women - to keep them all intrigued.

The principal commerce on that plot of sand was the boutique business . In the main market square was a huge billboard listing all the top boutiques to visit. And let me tell you; competition to be the 'Top Boutique' was stiff. Dozens and dozens of men and women would try all sorts of tricks to attract that honor.

Each boutique was unique. Some told stories, others shared jokes or recipes, and even cute anecdotes of the owner's life. But the most popular ones (managed by the males), invited their guests to look at postcards of naked men. Can you imagine?

The way the system worked was simple. The more visitors and signatures in your Guest Book - the more popular you'd be and the higher you'd rise on that all-important billboard.

I was curious about how those boutique owners had become so famous . I mean, postcards ... of naked men? No one had internet access on the island, so perhaps it made sense. What trick did they use? You'll never guess.

They gave away free televisions. Can you believe it? Most of the female island residents couldn't afford one.

That top boutique owner - a stout grumpy man in his mid-forties - proudly displayed banal postcards (pictures borrowed from the TV) that otherwise would be ignored. Yet once a month, he'd give away a television. Thousands of women (and other men), would flock to his cramped, stuffy little boutique to glance at those fuzzy postcards and nod (hypnotically) in approval. More importantly, they'd all put their names in the hat for that grand prize draw - a television. What a great idea, right?

Now that grumpy boutique owner never took too kindly to any competition. Nor did he suffer poorly written signatures in his guest book. He'd complain and grumble and even call the island police to report perpetrators of his list of fictional infractions.

If you went to another boutique - without his permission - you'd be banned from his boutique. If you said anything bad about him - whether true or not - he'd ban you from his boutique. He'd even invent stories about other boutique owners, just to create havoc and make sure his name remained on that board - as a Top Boutique Owner .

Was he a self-absorbed nihilistic, pompous, delusional, ignorant dick?

No, not really. All the top boutique owners had basic human flaws; he just owned a majority of the negative ones.

Just before I was about to leave the island - my visa was expiring - I heard a rumor. The island curators were going to ban the free television giveaways. I heard his screams of anguish echo through the palm trees, as I boarded my boat.

How did things turn out on that island enclave? Hmmm... good question. Perhaps after this virus thing resolves itself, I'll visit again. The food was great and the waters were an inviting , crystal clear turquoise.

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Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/30/2020 10:58 am

How do you think that Boutique owner will do, once that ban on free TVs is enforced?

Or better yet... Who gives a fuck? 🤔😎❗


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/30/2020 10:58 am

That boutique owner would do really well if he set up shop on THIS island. 😊👍😎❗❗❗


smartasswoman 63F  
33545 posts
7/30/2020 11:11 am

DAMN, I love a good metaphor. Brilliant.


author51 57F  
102719 posts
7/30/2020 11:45 am

Yep......Brilliant indeed my coffee mate........xoxoxo

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


GhostofH 61M
20164 posts
7/30/2020 12:13 pm

ROTFLMAO!!!!! Bravo!


sexyldy1000 59F  
6894 posts
7/30/2020 12:29 pm

Nice to see you back writing ✍️ in your own, unique, slightly off-centre way 😊.

Stimulate my mind and let's see what happens


Paradox12121 50M
185 posts
7/30/2020 12:39 pm

Interesting take. I see similarities in places I've visited. lol


author51 57F  
102719 posts
7/30/2020 1:08 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Nice to see you back writing ✍️ in your own, unique, slightly off-centre way 😊.
Which is the best way there is bar none....

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


wickedcat2006 45F  
665 posts
7/30/2020 1:56 pm

hmmmmm .. i see indeed


thickandhott4u 39M
13 posts
7/30/2020 2:10 pm

lol


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/30/2020 3:18 pm

Thank you. I was bored. I might continue this theme for a while.
It's so difficult to write stuff for yourself and still appeal to those who read, isn't it? 🤔


Tmptrzz 58F
87310 posts
7/30/2020 3:20 pm

Happy Thursday to you, interesting take on something that is so obvious..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/30/2020 3:24 pm

Boredom is the bane of my existence here. I might bleed this theme for a while.
Thanks for the props.
Now, how do u stay fresh?


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/30/2020 3:27 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Nice to see you back writing ✍️ in your own, unique, slightly off-centre way 😊.
Thanks... especially since all the gravel settled on your post the other day.
Ever thought of editing the stuff that appears on your pages? 🤔


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/30/2020 3:29 pm

    Quoting Paradox12121:
    Interesting take. I see similarities in places I've visited. lol
Now, I'm intrigued.
You mean you've seen people selling lame postcards on the beach 🏖? 🤔
Come to think of it, they do don't they?
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. 👍


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/30/2020 3:35 pm

I C. 2...
And what exactly do you see? 🤔
Love the look. Pop in again?
So... what DO you see? 🍷🍷😎


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/30/2020 3:37 pm

I know...
My thoughts exactly. 👍
Didja have another thought, or was it stuck in your throat? 🤔
Go for it..


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/30/2020 3:44 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Happy Thursday to you, interesting take on something that is so obvious..
You'll always be on my list of true ones.
I don't like games or stuff.
You don't play any and I feel glad to call you a friend. 🍷🍷😎❗ 🌹💕


EnigmaInitiative 52F
4056 posts
7/30/2020 5:21 pm

I mean, if the story fits...

In a sense, sexuality is the built-in psychedelic experience that only a very few people manage to evade.

~Terence McKenna


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/30/2020 6:04 pm

    Quoting  :

You're funny., that's why love you.💕❗😎🍷🍷
I googled : 'fucked up bloggers with issues of an inferiority complex, delusions of grandeur and' nothing else to do with their lives. " :and low and behold... I flipped this.

I envy where you're at.
That campfire you're at
, that's my vibe. 💕❗😎🍷🍷


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/30/2020 6:11 pm

I guess...
So... anything to share?
Got a smile to smirch? 🤔


azriel1970 50M

7/30/2020 7:34 pm

Interesting read for sure! 🍷🥃🍺😉🤠


pocogato12 68F  
34980 posts
7/31/2020 4:52 am

I havent been around for a while but even I can figure out that I would rather the give -aways were books. Only shit on TV lately is COVID and politics. So I come to visit here and Holy Ghost I can skip TV for real all the soap operas are here- again. Guess I havent missed much except your blogs!!

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TicklePlease 52F  
12893 posts
7/31/2020 6:23 am

The health department closed my boutique down....


EnigmaInitiative 52F
4056 posts
7/31/2020 7:56 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I guess...
    So... anything to share?
    Got a smile to smirch? 🤔
Okay, I'll bite.

To continue your brilliant metaphor...

I've been to that island you speak of, and remember before the current Top Boutique was the Top. I remember when the Top Boutique owner was almost exactly like the current one.

I'm of the opinion that the island promotes toxic competition through the Top Boutique list, and that the inhabitants of the island would all be better off it no longer exists.

But, what do I know, I'm just a middle aged cat lady on the internet.

In a sense, sexuality is the built-in psychedelic experience that only a very few people manage to evade.

~Terence McKenna


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/31/2020 8:23 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    Interesting read for sure! 🍷🥃🍺😉🤠
Happy to oblige. 😊🌴
Hope you're summer is unfolding comfortably . 🍷🍷😎❗


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/31/2020 8:27 am

    Quoting author51:
    No people shouldn't fuck with anyone actually my coffee mate.If that happened the island would become a beautiful place indeed....xoxoxo
It would, wouldn't it? 🤔 🌴🍷🍷😎❗


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/31/2020 8:38 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I havent been around for a while but even I can figure out that I would rather the give -aways were books. Only shit on TV lately is COVID and politics. So I come to visit here and Holy Ghost I can skip TV for real all the soap operas are here- again. Guess I havent missed much except your blogs!!
True about TV 📺. I can only take about 5 minutes of CNN, then I have to look away.
Soap operas? 🤔 It's all fiction and figments of people's imaginations isn't it?
I haven't blogged in a while. Ya run outta things ta say. Or rather, ya tin outta things that people wanna read about. 😶
It's been a hot 🔥 summer. Hope you're enjoying yours! 👍 🌴🍷🍷❗😎


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/31/2020 8:48 am

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    The health department closed my boutique down....


No! Really? hmmm 🤔 I'm so sorry for you.
Ya think it's fixable and you can get up and running again?
I hope things work out for you.
Can I say, enjoy the rest of the summer?, 🌴🍷🍷😎❗


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/31/2020 10:28 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    Okay, I'll bite.

    To continue your brilliant metaphor...

    I've been to that island you speak of, and remember before the current Top Boutique was the Top. I remember when the Top Boutique owner was almost exactly like the current one.

    I'm of the opinion that the island promotes toxic competition through the Top Boutique list, and that the inhabitants of the island would all be better off it no longer exists.

    But, what do I know, I'm just a middle aged cat lady on the internet.
That island 🏝 is an interesting place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Cat lady? 🤔 Reeeleee... Well, enjoy your cats and stay safe. 🏝️🍷🍷😎❗


mc_justmc 60M  
6626 posts
7/31/2020 5:09 pm

I'm embarrassed to say that I read this last night and didn't have a clue what you were talking about, but today it's very clear. I love it, and it's so accurate. I don't even watch the TV I have, why would I want another one?


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
7/31/2020 5:38 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I'm embarrassed to say that I read this last night and didn't have a clue what you were talking about, but today it's very clear. I love it, and it's so accurate. I don't even watch the TV I have, why would I want another one?
No worries.
It's a fictional world with fictional characters. Glad you could get it - second time around. 🌴🍷🍷😎❗

I don't watch 📺 tv either... 😊


BeccaLuvs 58F  
18947 posts
8/1/2020 2:09 pm

Wonder what the "Boutique owner would do if " ciggies and booze were banned on the island?! (That's still our plight in our country!) Anyway - think you were maybe hinting at something else as well - not sure - but def agree with you - Oh to be able to visit such a island paradise - "great food, crystal clear turquoise waters - and perhaps good sex as well - that part would be the best!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
8/1/2020 2:26 pm

    Quoting author51:
    Yep......Brilliant indeed my coffee mate........xoxoxo
Thanks for popping in. 👍 😊 🍷🍷🌴😎


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
8/1/2020 2:29 pm

    Quoting author51:
    Which is the best way there is bar none....
Thanks! 👍 😊


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
8/4/2020 4:18 am

    Quoting author51:
    Which is the best way there is bar none....
Thanks... 🍷🍷🌴😎❗


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
8/4/2020 5:07 am

To answer a question...
There was no ban. I get tired of all the bullshit and crap in this place. Just shut it down and took the weekend off.
Of course... I was by the lake. Beautiful weather here the last four days. 🍷🍷❗🌴😎


anastasia666 42F  
2116 posts
8/4/2020 6:58 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    To answer a question...
    There was no ban. I get tired of all the bullshit and crap in this place. Just shut it down and took the weekend off.
    Of course... I was by the lake. Beautiful weather here the last four days. 🍷🍷❗🌴😎
Paul,

Welcome Back and Nice read..& enjoying discovering your blog.

Happy Tues,

Ana6

I done made the devil a deal
He made me pretty
He made me smart


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
8/4/2020 8:12 am

    Quoting anastasia666:
    Paul,

    Welcome Back and Nice read..& enjoying discovering your blog.

    Happy Tues,

    Ana6
Thanks for popping in. This was a fictional place with people who could be drawn from places in reality - if one had a vivid imagination.
See you later... 😊
Cheers 🍷 🍷 😎 ❗


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
8/8/2020 7:46 pm

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Wonder what the "Boutique owner would do if " ciggies and booze were banned on the island?! (That's still our plight in our country!) Anyway - think you were maybe hinting at something else as well - not sure - but def agree with you - Oh to be able to visit such a island paradise - "great food, crystal clear turquoise waters - and perhaps good sex as well - that part would be the best!
I like that part about good food and great sex and the colour of the water. 💦🍷🍷😎❗


Paulxx001 63M  
16883 posts
8/9/2020 9:33 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    Interesting read for sure! 🍷🥃🍺😉🤠
I just read your goodbye blog.
Wish you all the best. Love that symbolic picture of the highway.
This (NoStrings), is a weird place to weigh anchor ⚓. Hope it all works out for you! Best of luck and stay safe! 🍷🍷😎❗


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