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Posted:Aug 23, 2007 5:38 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2008 2:02 am
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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
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Funny
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Posted:May 1, 2007 8:42 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 3:23 pm
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Love is in the Air !!!!
I pulled an older woman at a club last night.
She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she
asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and three some?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:
"Mum you still awake?"
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Funny
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Posted:Apr 3, 2007 2:35 am
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 3:23 pm
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As a woman passes her 's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world! Are you doing!?'
The replied: 'mum, i'm 32 years old, unmarried, and this is about as close as i'll ever get to a husband. So please go away ,and leave me alone!'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.upon entering the room, he observed his making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the said: 'dad i'm 32, unmarried, and this is about as close as i'll ever get to a husband. So please, go away and leave me alone!'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room? She entered, and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
sipping a cold beer, and staring at the tv. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked: 'what are you doing?'
The husband replied:
'I'm watching football - with my -in-law.'
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fake pics in profiles....
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Posted:Mar 3, 2007 3:12 pm
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2018 3:50 pm
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can you atleast make an effort to hide the fact that they are fake?
Can't understand why you put up fake pics?
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Happy Valentines Day
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Posted:Feb 13, 2007 6:51 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 3:23 pm
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To all the girls that I chat with through this site, and to all girls in general
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
{=}
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Drugs
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Posted:Jan 21, 2007 11:58 pm
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2007 2:19 pm
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Its so funny......In all the profiles that I have seen, I have not read one person that admits to taking drugs. 
Shit....were all saints 
OK......
I will be the first to admit it on NoStrings....
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Posted:Jan 2, 2007 10:12 pm
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2009 7:51 am
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A belated Happy New Year to everyone
Hope your wishes and dreams come true
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NoStrings Layout
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Posted:Dec 8, 2006 5:28 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2007 2:00 pm
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Is it just me, but do you guys seem to notice that the layout in NoStrings seems to change?
You know what I mean?
One day the Menu across the top is set out differently or the layout seems different. Is it just me 
It also seems to change with different computers.
Pffttttt I dont know.............
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Yesterday seems like a blurr......
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Posted:Dec 2, 2006 3:03 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 3:23 pm
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Spent Saturday morning with prospective new , then his Manager decided we go out to lunch....Loonnngggg lunch, and a boozy one at that
Only just made it to my pick up point in the evening for my drive to the match. Thank God i did not have to work last night. HUGE headache
Problem is I cannot remember what I offered or even if I did offer the prospective new
Shit
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Have you ever had one of those days?
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Posted:Nov 29, 2006 2:40 am
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2006 6:53 pm
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Have you?
Well I am having one of those today
Today started off bad and has progressively gotten worse 
that try to mislead you because they have done the wrong thing, and then try to lie their way out of it. just be honest and I will try and help. But lying makes it worse!
Anyway am off to try and get this one out of the shit with his employer, or he will be plying his trade in Denmark if hes not careful (literally)
What a crap way to start my Blog
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What is a Blog?
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Posted:Nov 26, 2006 1:16 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2006 1:50 pm
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As this is my first ever journey into Blogville.....I need to ask.
What is a Blog?
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To link to this blog (JohnEll71) use [blog JohnEll71] in your messages.
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