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Blogs > taodoug65 > Thought.s of whatever

A diet  

taodoug65 58M
183 posts
8/21/2014 7:23 pm

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8/22/2014 9:18 pm
A diet
The other day I was standing in long line holding a 20 lb bag of food.
A lady standing behind me asked "I see you have a dog."
I turned around at the comment and said "No. Its for my diet."
Her eye brow went up on one side and said 'What kind of diet would have you eat food? Was it easy."
"Oh hell no. actually I had just 3 pieces and puked all over the place, then I started chasing my ass around in circles. But the bad part was when this through a ball in the street and I had the sudden urge to chase it. Right as I was picking it up. I was hit by a car. I lost the weight because I was eating out of feeding tube for 2 months because my jaw was broken. And that was how lost the weight. So I thought I would try it again." The guy in front of me started laughing.
sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/22/2014 2:15 pm

 good one and love the pic that goes with the joke hugsssssss V
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