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Dirty talk gone wrong
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Dirty talk gone wrong What is the funniest, strangest, or surprising things someone has said you during sex that you didt see coming? Feel free to message my private mailbox |
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2/26/2020 11:19 am |
Can you wear those heels if a bear is chasing you? 😂 I actually had to stop having sex because I was laughing so hard.
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first date with a gal we ended up in bed. but she only wanted anal. Did not see that coming and was not prepared. No lube and spit did not work well!
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??? Feel free to message my private mailbox
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Can you wear those heels if a bear is chasing you? 😂 I actually had to stop having sex because I was laughing so hard.  Feel free to message my private mailbox
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first date with a gal we ended up in bed. but she only wanted anal. Did not see that coming and was not prepared. No lube and spit did not work well!  bummerFeel free to message my private mailbox
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I don't allow my women to talk during sex.... unintelligible sounds are fine, but no talking.
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she said...you can stay the night...his mom and dad wont bond him out till tomorrow morning.....lmfao woop woop
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I don't allow my women to talk during sex.... unintelligible sounds are fine, but no talking. woop woop
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2/26/2020 6:35 pm |
I don't allow my women to talk during sex.... unintelligible sounds are fine, but no talking.
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2/26/2020 6:37 pm |
I don’t think I can. I’ll have have to bend over and show him my honey pot as a last resort 😘
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I don’t think I can. I’ll have have to bend over and show him my honey pot as a last resort 😘 Feel free to message my private mailbox
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If I were to throw mine out there, it was me who said this is your sister's favorite position to, it was obviously a joke, and I was young. And I was with one girl, who was a American English speaking woman all night, but she spoke in Spanish during sex. Feel free to message my private mailbox
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Read something saying, if you haven't ever had a laughing moment during sex with your partner, that you have been doing it wrong. Feel free to message my private mailbox
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I had been dating a man for several months, but he came from a different, more traditional sexual background than I had. I took him to his first sex positive party, small group of people, just hanging aorund outside, cooking hamburgers. I worried about him feeling comfortable, with not just the nudity, but the sex in the open. But he was right in there, His first experience of public nudity. I took him inside to show him the house,everyone else was outside, first bedroom we came to, he told me to go over and lean over the bed. We were making enough noise I was later told they could hear us outside. In the middle of it, there was a voice in the doorway, deadpan, "Would you like cheese on your hamburger? " WE stopped mid stroke for a second, then both of us cracked up. Now he says everytime he's asked that question he gets a huge smile on his face.
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I had been dating a man for several months, but he came from a different, more traditional sexual background than I had. I took him to his first sex positive party, small group of people, just hanging aorund outside, cooking hamburgers. I worried about him feeling comfortable, with not just the nudity, but the sex in the open. But he was right in there, His first experience of public nudity. I took him inside to show him the house,everyone else was outside, first bedroom we came to, he told me to go over and lean over the bed. We were making enough noise I was later told they could hear us outside. In the middle of it, there was a voice in the doorway, deadpan, "Would you like cheese on your hamburger? " WE stopped mid stroke for a second, then both of us cracked up. Now he says everytime he's asked that question he gets a huge smile on his face. Feel free to message my private mailbox
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Outch! Feel free to message my private mailbox
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