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Power of the Binki
Power of the Binki Honestly I never gave the paci much thought.. sure they are noticeable in photo’s and parties… but …. Never gave them much thought… ….. someone suggested or stated it in a sentence in such a way it sparked something in the back of mind…… suddenly something common became a flame………. . I had try the pacifier…………….. Soooo off the store I go…. But ….. you know… being …. I simply cannot just a pacifier………… sigh Why… because I know why I am buying it… therefore..... should I simply walk in and purchase the cashier will simply discover secret…. Honestly mind works over time… the cashier could probably care less…………… I duck into the baby section… select the pacifier…. Add a few more random baby items I don’t want nor need to cart……. Skip over the clothing and purchase a few cute little infant outfits and into another section for a pink gift bag………… So a 4$ pacifier cost $40.00…. but should I get invited a baby shower where the person is having a ………….. I already have the gift……………. Minus the pacifier………………………… Good Grief!!!! Home…. Even alone I lock myself in my bedroom…………… spend 5 min messing with curtains … looking around make sure no could possibly see …………. Finally……….. nervously I put the pacifier in mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear…………… swear……… heart drops……………………. Fear subsides……………….. absolutely no nervousness…………. At this point I could care less if curtains…. Door …. Or cashier knew why I had a pacifier……….. 45 minutes later…………… I woke up………………… The power of a paci is a magical thing……………………………….. But heaven help … should I need purchase a new ….. It would be accompanied with items for a ……………. You so I have a gift should anyone I know be having a instead of a …………………… |
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I do the same, whenever I am buying something that I feel people do not expect me to buy I make this whole backstory and keep on blabbering like an idiot at the checkout. The clerk did not care when i put my stuff on the belt but my stories has surely made him suspect I up to something
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