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Power of the Binki  

lillexii 104F
4 posts
10/26/2019 10:40 pm
Power of the Binki


Honestly I never gave the paci much thought.. sure they are noticeable in photo’s and parties… but …. Never gave them much thought…

….. someone suggested or stated it in a sentence in such a way it sparked something in the back of mind…… suddenly something common became a flame……….
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I had try the pacifier……………..

Soooo off the store I go….

But ….. you know… being …. I simply cannot just a pacifier…………

sigh

Why… because I know why I am buying it… therefore..... should I simply walk in and purchase the cashier will simply discover secret…. Honestly mind works over time… the cashier could probably care less……………

I duck into the baby section…
select the pacifier….
Add a few more random baby items I don’t want nor need to cart…….
Skip over the clothing and purchase a few cute little infant outfits and into another section for a pink gift bag…………

So a 4$ pacifier cost $40.00…. but should I get invited a baby shower where the person is having a ………….. I already have the gift……………. Minus the pacifier…………………………

Good Grief!!!!

Home…. Even alone I lock myself in my bedroom…………… spend 5 min messing with curtains … looking around make sure no could possibly see ………….
Finally……….. nervously I put the pacifier in mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear…………… swear……… heart drops……………………. Fear subsides……………….. absolutely no nervousness………….
At this point I could care less if curtains…. Door …. Or cashier knew why I had a pacifier………..

45 minutes later…………… I woke up…………………

The power of a paci is a magical thing………………………………..

But heaven help … should I need purchase a new ….. It would be accompanied with items for a …………….

You so I have a gift should anyone I know be having a instead of a ……………………

wackerpp 53M
256 posts
11/5/2019 4:41 pm

I do the same, whenever I am buying something that I feel people do not expect me to buy I make this whole backstory and keep on blabbering like an idiot at the checkout.
The clerk did not care when i put my stuff on the belt but my stories has surely made him suspect I up to something


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