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Blogs > Enigma4u2figure > Sex Question of the Day

Sex Question of the Day  

Enigma4u2figure 49M
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9/10/2019 1:02 pm
Sex Question of the Day

So following along the same lines as yesterday’s question, if single women who are mythical and hard to find are called unicorns, what are or should be single men called?

I mean really, you have these beautiful, majestic unicorns freely roaming and few can actually grab hold of one and then you have single men who are a dime a dozen in every nook and cranny falling over one another for the scraps. I don’t even know if they have a name, but wouldn’t it be cool if you were the one named them. I was thinking like you could call them wolves because some in packs while others are loners. Ever hunting for their pray. Then I thought, we really don’t want to give wolves a bad name. Some suggested they already have a name and it’s a bull, but let’s be serious, more guys on here lie about the size of their Johnson than Trump gets bad press on CNN. I thought maybe roaches because have you ever seen them scatter when a husband comes home from work early and turns on the light to the bedroom with him and the dudes wife. I digress to the lower forms of single males with one. So maybe, just maybe we need a tiered naming system for single males. Names run the gambit from roaches to wolves to bulls. Ladies and couples could rank them based on personal experiences. Like squirrels, have no idea what they’re doing in the bedroom except trying to get a nut. Maybe Winnie the Pooh, because when they find your honeypot, they eat it like it’s the last piece of chicken on Sunday with family over for lunch. I really have no clue what to name them, but open to your suggestions.

As Always, Stay Sexy my Friends.

HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
9/10/2019 1:17 pm

 Leprechauns ?


Enigma4u2figure replies on 9/10/2019 2:50 pm:
Because they’re search for gold at the end of the rainbow?

HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
9/10/2019 3:16 pm

 Yeah, that'll work . . they were the only mythical beings I could come up with off the top of my head - ie without Googling


Enigma4u2figure replies on 9/10/2019 5:59 pm:
there are so many kinds of single men on these sites, a multi-level naming system might be what works. Leprechaun’s could be the ones with little big man syndrome. Promise you a pot of gold but only deliver a little dick.

Thanks for your comments.

ltrskr 75M
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9/11/2019 12:19 am

 How about horny.........


readyforgoodnite 57M/57F
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9/11/2019 4:16 am

 Not that hard to find. They are around.


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