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Funny Friday!  Funny Friday!  Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.  Blow Job A boy just takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?" "What? You're crazy!" "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem..." "No! Someone may see - a relative, a neighbor..." "At this time of the night no one will show up." "I've already said NO, and NO." "Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it too." "NO!!! I've said NO!!!" "My love... don't be like that.." At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says, "Dad told you to blow, or that I must blow, or he will come down and blow himself, but for Christ's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."  Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your butt say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop" Funny Friday!  Become an Apollorising58 watcher! |
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Happy Friday my friend thanks for the laughs today. I hope you have a great weekend.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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8/9/2019 9:01 am |
mmm love it xxxx
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8/9/2019 8:19 am |
Great funnies! Thanks!
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Eating ain't cheating
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8/9/2019 6:26 am |
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