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Do I Need... Whiter Teeth... To Get Fucked... Damn...๐Ÿ˜  

Paulxx001 67M
8733 posts
6/11/2019 1:12 pm

Last Read:
6/19/2019 7:47 am

Do I Need... Whiter Teeth... To Get Fucked... Damn...๐Ÿ˜

Note : A F F is deleting words in the text. Please be patient.

Last Saturday... we sat there, amongst a couple of hundred other parents. WE chose, the right side of the auditorium. The side, without the fucking crying. Who... takes a baby... to a College Graduation? Or am I too harsh? Eventually .. they introduced the names, in HER class. I fumbled with my phone. "Don't fuck this up!", I thought to myself.

I didn't. It was such - a surprisingly, smooth ceremony. Eloquent... in fact and at moments, profound. The Director paused... and asked all the graduates, to place themselves, back into that moment, as they FIRST stepped, through the DOORS, of the College. He asked them, to recall their questions : " Can I ? Is it possible? Will I be able to?"

"Well... You HAVE !" he loudly pronounced, to rousing applause.

It all went well. And I almost teared up. My 'Ex' nudged me and smiled. I shared her pride! Oh... but then...I looked back at her and was momentarily distracted.ย ...

Damn... she looked old. Am I an asshole for saying that?

What happened to her blond hair? Why was she wearing a cotton table cloth and flats? Didn't she still own, a pair of classy heels and a tight fitting dress ? So many OTHERS there, did. I am, shallow... I guess... I presume I didn't look the same as she recalled me, last time we met

We took the pictures... and others... took pictures, for us.

My beaming (who had graduated), and who starts her career, as a Dental Hygenist... (one month from now) ... looked at the pics that were taken.

"Dad. I love you! But you need to seriously look after your teeth. Ya know... I can get you IN, without an appointment. Dad! Seriously!"

I love my and she loves me. Are my teeth, that bad? Do I need white teeth, in order to get laid?

I'm thinking... my personality, might be a partner, in THAT decision. My will advise me on that whitening procedure. She promised me!

What about you?

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 1:13 pm

Well... you know my EX has a guy... so I guess, she doesn't care. Right?
I'll follow my daughter's advice. How strange is that? To follow your kid's advice?
Mmmmmm.. ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 1:14 pm

I'm just saying... I'm never having my daughter work on my teeth
. Would you? ๐Ÿ˜˜


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
6/11/2019 1:24 pm

Congratulations on your daughters graduation, and sorry to hear the ex is looking her best. You know I agree with you whole heartedly about bringing babies and small children to graduations as it can be very distracting not to mention the crying and other noises they make. I totally get it though some don't have sitters. I think your daughter is just looking out for her wonderful dad. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


redmustang91 64M
9760 posts
6/11/2019 1:41 pm

Whiter teeth is always helpful. They look younger and healthy. Take advantage of every advantage in life.


Naughtypursuit 56F  
2766 posts
6/11/2019 2:09 pm

I am sure there are those out there that wouldnt care what your teeth look like. Just as I am sure you wouldnt mind the lady with the missing teeth, black teeth or food stuck in between.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
6/11/2019 2:15 pm

At this age Iโ€™m happy to just have teeth. If you do, donโ€™t go too white. Too fake.


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
6/11/2019 2:54 pm

Yay! How exciting! Congratulation, Dad...you got her through to the point where she can support herself!

I have taken advice from my kids, but only on stuff like where to get new tires on my car.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." โ€“ Mark Black


superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
6/11/2019 3:02 pm

You have 48 pictures on your profile and not one of them shows your teeth. So โ€ฆ sorry โ€ฆ. can't answer the question.

But I do agree with Positively โ€ฆ too white looks fake and actually ages your face.

I wouldn't let my daughter work on my teeth either but then again her degree is in psychology. I do let my brother the optometrist do my eye exams.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


jd428776 57M
67 posts
6/11/2019 3:13 pm

White teeth are nice. Easy to maintain, too. Dental hygiene is definitely something I look for in a couple when meeting. Who wants to kiss someone that doesn't take care of their smile/mouth? Eeewww. Gross. Go to the local drugstore and pick up a bottle of "Hydrogen Peroxide", take a swig and swish a mouthful around EVERY day for 5-10 min and your teeth will brighten up considerably and it wont' cost you a fortune at the dentist. Kills bacteria too. Just don't swallow it. Yuck.


mc_justmc 63M

6/11/2019 3:20 pm

You'd be amazed at how a nice tan will make your teeth appear whiter.


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
6/11/2019 3:47 pm

Am I an asshole, for saying that? [ ... No.. Exes sometimes do appear dumpy when looked back upon.

Do I need white teeth, in order to get laid? ...No.
People with gross teeth manage to continually populate the planet, so don't freak out if you don't have perfectly white teeth.

The "White teeth" concept is a "Vanity sales gimmick", to make money for someone selling it. Taking care of the teeth you have is important, but people don't really need to bleach them brilliant white. Don't be a sucker.

My daughter will advise me on that whitening procedure. She promised me! ... Don't mess with your teeth and gums for the sake of vanity. "Whitening" is not important.

What about you? ... I don't have a daughter graduating dental school.


Livin_my_Life14 53F

6/11/2019 3:50 pm

I need to add this on my profile.... before being a good salsa dancer!! White teeth is a must. Pretty pearlie whites make the mouth kissable. I actually look at people teeth. Mine are straight white and clean. They donโ€™t have to be straight but donโ€™t be like a snaggle tooth either. The dentist is your friend ๐Ÿ˜


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:07 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Congratulations on your daughters graduation, and sorry to hear the ex is looking her best. You know I agree with you whole heartedly about bringing babies and small children to graduations as it can be very distracting not to mention the crying and other noises they make. I totally get it though some don't have sitters. I think your daughter is just looking out for her wonderful dad. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..
True... I do get it, about finding a sitter and all. Just the same... I'm glad we were on the other side. They could have walked out with them... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
My daughter is just being a smarty pants ๐Ÿ‘–. If I followed her program... omg... lol
But yes.. I'm proud of her.
I'm glad the place had A/C... Can you imagine? lol


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:10 pm

    Quoting redmustang91:
    Whiter teeth is always helpful. They look younger and healthy. Take advantage of every advantage in life.
True about advantages... I'll not need as much whitening as I see some actors out there. Is THAT ridiculous? ๐Ÿ˜Š
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:14 pm

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    I am sure there are those out there that wouldnt care what your teeth look like. Just as I am sure you wouldnt mind the lady with the missing teeth, black teeth or food stuck in between.


lol... That's funny and true. ๐Ÿค” I get your point. ๐Ÿ˜
Yes... I might need a few degrees of brightening... Have you ever had a kid who became an "expert" at something?
She (my daughter) , is just riding me. And she's doing a good job! ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:16 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    At this age Iโ€™m happy to just have teeth. If you do, donโ€™t go too white. Too fake.
I'll do a few degrees. I believe my daughter is trying to drum up business for her dental clinic.
I'd never let my daughter put her fingers in my mouth... ๐Ÿ˜Š Would you let your kids treat you? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:19 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Yay! How exciting! Congratulation, Dad...you got her through to the point where she can support herself!

    I have taken advice from my kids, but only on stuff like where to get new tires on my car.
True about her off on her own. Huge shortage of dental people here. Do you know how much they make? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Yep... She's good to go!
And she's showing off I'm afraid to open my mouth around her... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Kids... right? ๐Ÿ˜—


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:24 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    You have 48 pictures on your profile and not one of them shows your teeth. So โ€ฆ sorry โ€ฆ. can't answer the question.

    But I do agree with Positively โ€ฆ too white looks fake and actually ages your face.

    I wouldn't let my daughter work on my teeth either but then again her degree is in psychology. I do let my brother the optometrist do my eye exams.
48 ? Really? hmmm. You counted
I'll have to put some 'teeth' ones in there.
But my daughter is exaggerating. I don't need much white.
I agree... about putting her hands ๐Ÿ‘ in my mouth! Nope.
But eyes... that's another story! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘
Sure!
48? I should aim the camera higher... right? ๐Ÿ˜—


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:27 pm

    Quoting jd428776:
    White teeth are nice. Easy to maintain, too. Dental hygiene is definitely something I look for in a couple when meeting. Who wants to kiss someone that doesn't take care of their smile/mouth? Eeewww. Gross. Go to the local drugstore and pick up a bottle of "Hydrogen Peroxide", take a swig and swish a mouthful around EVERY day for 5-10 min and your teeth will brighten up considerably and it wont' cost you a fortune at the dentist. Kills bacteria too. Just don't swallow it. Yuck.
True about dental hygene. I agree. My daughter is exaggerating... I'm ok. Just not as white as she is.
Peroxide? Really? I'll have to run THAT treatment by her, of course... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Thanks for the tip. Drop by any time. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:31 pm

    Quoting  :

Well... YOUR smile is a given! lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
No Botox? That's fine with me.
You're right about dental care. It's vital Even more so, now that I have my own personal dental trainer.
So... ya think you'll eventually give in?
Love that smile โ˜บ Do you whiten? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:34 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    You'd be amazed at how a nice tan will make your teeth appear whiter.
True about the tan.... Then there is that small concern about skin cancer, right? Always some bullshit stepping ih the way.
I like that tan idea. I gather that's the method you use? ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:38 pm

    Quoting  :

Absolutely... Totally... I agree ๐Ÿ‘
My daughter's teeth can light up a small hall. I'm not going to go THAT far.
But yes... I totally agree with you. It's one of the first things I look for. Don't you? Oh except for lazy eyes... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:43 pm

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    Am I an asshole, for saying that? [ ... No.. Exes sometimes do appear dumpy when looked back upon.

    Do I need white teeth, in order to get laid? ...No.
    People with gross teeth manage to continually populate the planet, so don't freak out if you don't have perfectly white teeth.

    The "White teeth" concept is a "Vanity sales gimmick", to make money for someone selling it. Taking care of the teeth you have is important, but people don't really need to bleach them brilliant white. Don't be a sucker.

    My daughter will advise me on that whitening procedure. She promised me! ... Don't mess with your teeth and gums for the sake of vanity. "Whitening" is not important.

    What about you? ... I don't have a daughter graduating dental school.
Yeah... My teeth are fine... just not as fine as HERS! lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
I'll be reasonable with that whole white stuff thing.
I'm glad my daughter isn't a psychologist.... THEN she'd have a field day! ๐Ÿค”.
Points taken... ๐Ÿ‘Do your kids offer you advice?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:46 pm

    Quoting Livin_my_Life14:
    I need to add this on my profile.... before being a good salsa dancer!! White teeth is a must. Pretty pearlie whites make the mouth kissable. I actually look at people teeth. Mine are straight white and clean. They donโ€™t have to be straight but donโ€™t be like a snaggle tooth either. The dentist is your friend ๐Ÿ˜
True about teeth. It's one of the things that I look at.
Salsa? Really? lol...
And I'll bet YUURS sparkle and glow in the dark, right? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:48 pm

    Quoting  :

Whites of the eyes ๐Ÿ‘€? hmmm... good point.
I think my daughter is comparing hers to mine and hers are off the charts bright ๐Ÿ”†
Yeah... Iike your example.
Is that your brightness level?


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