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FrankeeZee... the Russian Lady... and Porno Pizza Delivery... ð
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FrankeeZee... the Russian Lady... and Porno Pizza Delivery... ð A couple of weeks ago, *FrankeeZee told me, that he had found, a part time job, delivering pizza. I was surprised. I thought, you couldn't drive a vehicle, if you had a suspended licence. FrankeeZee claimed; "It's a tiny misunderstanding, with a judge, about a minor ticket, for a very small amount- a technicality... really." Really...? So... (as I began to say), Frankee got this job, as a pizza delivery guy. I don't mean the "cool, porno kind"; just a "shitty regular kind". Last Friday night I was sleeping, when at three in the morning - the phone rang. It was FrankeeZee and he needed my help. I asked him what was going on, but he wouldn't say. He told me to drive to an address. I don't really trust FrankeeZee, farther than I can throw a pumpkin, but he is , my friend. Off I went... into the dark... to rescue my buddy. I drove about ten minutes and reached a beautiful ranch style house, near the lakeshore. I'd barely finished pressing the doorbell, when FrankeeZee flung open the door and started talking... a mile a minute. "Paul... I need your help..."  "Frankee... what the fuck is going on here? What have you gotten yourself into?" "Paul... She's not the problem. She was like that , when I got here. After I rang the doorbell, I heard someone calling for help. The door was unlocked. I ran in and found her sleeping. THERE'S the problem, " and he pointed toward the back yard. "I should pull that dildo out of her. She might be more comfortable," he added. I yanked FrankeeZee by the arm and we walked to the sliding glass doors. As I stepped onto the patio, an empty bottle of vodka and a man's bathing trunks, greeted my left foot. It was then, that I noticed... the naked guy. He was sitting neck deep, in this huge, bubbling jacuzzi. He began hollering at us. FrankeeZee nodded at me and spoke. "Ya see? This is why I needed your help. I don't know, what his problem is. He's been screaming at me in Russian and I don't understand, a fucking word he's saying." I understand Russian. I UNDERSTOOD, the naked guy's problem. I looked at FrankeeZee and blinked.  "Seriously? How do you get your cock stuck, in a jacuzzi jet? " I didn't have time to answer. The naked Russian guy, was telling me how to shut the whole system down I ran to the controls and followed his instructions. Bang .... the lights in the jacuzzi, the pumps, the jets and bubbles - everything stopped. That guy in the tub, splashed around and grunted, till he finally, freed his dick. Then... there was total silence... except for the heavy breathing, of a relieved... Russian. He soon, began to thank me profusely, while he put on his trunks. We didn't leave, right away. That (formerly naked) Russian guy (Alexey), offered us shots of vodka. We drank and ate the pizza, that FrankeeZee had delivered. The attractive naked lady (Natasha), we found on that carpet? Well... she eventually woke up and joined the party. We had a great time and made new friends. I never did ask Alexey, how he got his dick stuck. And FrankeeZee? Well... he's convinced, that we were being filmed . Oh and... he also got fired from his pizza job. FrankeeZee, will never get, to be that - "porno pizza delivery guy". Although, he checks 'pornhub' daily, for any new - "pizza delivery guy" videos. ............................................. So... What's the worst job, you've ever had? Do you eat midnight snacks? *FrankeeZee is a member and top blogger, of âĒFOGCAF - Friends Of Good Clean Adulterous Fun .............................................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Oooooo... I've had so many bad ones. There was one... I was still in highschool and I was working that summer for a paint factory. They wanted to clean up one of the unused buildings. So they marked this other guy and me, with that task. The place was sooo toxic and dirty and filthy, that we had to wear full body suits and air masks. It musta been close to 90 degrees outside, on some days. Inside those buildings and in those suits? Well... let's just say, that I only lasted a couple of weeks doing THAT job. Damm it was hot and uncomfortable! ðĨðą ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I do. Most of the time I'll reach for something healthy. But I've been known to have a full meal, at one in the morning, just by digging through left overs or whatever is in the fridge. Some crazy concoctions are created, when you're starving, in the middle of the night. No? ð ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I was beginning to worry about FrankeeZee it's been so long since we heard from/of him. My worst jobs were some of my babysitting jobs as a teenager. I am sure some of those kids were satan's spawn.
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5/29/2019 4:33 pm |
Interesting very interesting.
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5/29/2019 6:12 pm |
truly funny and interesting story tbh, but how the heck does someone get their dick stuck in one of the suction vents of a jacuzzi? LMFAO 
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Guess I have been lucky. I havenât had any âbadâ jobs. My first full-time job led to a life-long career. I try not to eat midnight snacks. I will drink something rather than eat.
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Midnight snacks are rare. I can't say I've ever had a job that I hated or that was awful. Even picking vegetable when I was 12 to 15, I liked. (Not as much on raining days, though, lol). "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." â Mark Black
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I was beginning to worry about FrankeeZee it's been so long since we heard from/of him. My worst jobs were some of my babysitting jobs as a teenager. I am sure some of those kids were satan's spawn. I'll pass on the props. He'll appreciate it. ðð That's what my daughters say as well... lol ðð I wonder how those kids turned out. Ya think normal? lol ðĪð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Interesting very interesting. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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truly funny and interesting story tbh, but how the heck does someone get their dick stuck in one of the suction vents of a jacuzzi? LMFAO I don't know how it got stuck... Google it.. It's out there... lol ð Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. Hey.... tip.... set up a blog with a private Mail Box. It'll multiply your chances. Best of luck! ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Guess I have been lucky. I havenât had any âbadâ jobs. My first full-time job led to a life-long career. I try not to eat midnight snacks. I will drink something rather than eat. Well.... I'm always eating crazy things late njhht. Ya think you could get used to it 4 star meal... late? Small portions.... ððī Lucky you.... for those great jobs! âðð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Midnight snacks are rare. I can't say I've ever had a job that I hated or that was awful. Even picking vegetable when I was 12 to 15, I liked. (Not as much on raining days, though, lol). I'm talking primo... little potions... teeming with flavor... while the movie is setting up? ðĪ Maybe it's just me... lol ðą Wow. So it's only me who's had, crap jobs? lol... Well... You were lucky. Or are crap jobs, just a guy thing? ð Or just a Paul thing.. lol ððĻ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Midnight snacks? Am I the only one? lol ð I'm talking primo... little potions... teeming with flavor... while the movie is setting up? ðĪ Maybe it's just me... lol ðą Wow. So it's only me who's had, crap jobs? lol... Well... You were lucky. Or are crap jobs, just a guy thing? ð Or just a Paul thing.. lol ððĻ  No, it's not just a guy thing...the crappy job. I've had female friends have terrible jobs. Now, late night snacks after sex, or while watching a movie...those would be part of the fun! Just me at home alone...that's when there are not many snacks. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." â Mark Black
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Only FrankieZee, could have a story like this happen to him. I am wondering what your thoughts were when this happened. I am sure Alexey was indebted to you for shutting the hot tub down. So glad to hear everyone is well, I can just imagine the two of you looking at the Lovely Natasha, laying there naked on the floor. The thoughts streaming through both of your minds. Now the worst job hmm  I would have to say being a Pizza Delivery Driver as well as one night late I was delivering this pizza to a house who had their lights off and it was very cold and it had rained earlier leaving black ice, which I had unfortunately slipped on it thus ending my pizza delivery job. Thanks for sharing this great story, and I hope you have a great day.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Yes, I was lucky. No, it's not just a guy thing...the crappy job. I've had female friends have terrible jobs. Now, late night snacks after sex, or while watching a movie...those would be part of the fun! Just me at home alone...that's when there are not many snacks. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That Canadian classic... does it come with bacon and onions? Hmmmm... ððððð My oldest daughte worked at Pizza Pizza doing the same thing. ðððððð Ya hit the nail right on the head with this tale. FrankeeZee and Paul would make a great comedy... on this adventure. Just so ridiculous...! ðĻð Glad you laughed. ðððĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Vacuums eeeee... lol ððð Check out the vids on pornhub... seems like it's a growing kink... lol both with the set up scenes and the amateur ones where a naked chick answers the door. It's a classic... ððððą ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Me? No...lol... ðą That zipper thing Eeeee... yep! ðēð I have tons of prepped food that I make weekends so throwing a piece of something in the micro is always fun. Love pizza..... ððð Ya know.. that's a kink now. Naked women answering the door for pizza guys! ðąð Ever think of trying it? lol ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Only FrankieZee, could have a story like this happen to him. I am wondering what your thoughts were when this happened. I am sure Alexey was indebted to you for shutting the hot tub down. So glad to hear everyone is well, I can just imagine the two of you looking at the Lovely Natasha, laying there naked on the floor. The thoughts streaming through both of your minds. Now the worst job hmm I would have to say being a Pizza Delivery Driver as well as one night late I was delivering this pizza to a house who had their lights off and it was very cold and it had rained earlier leaving black ice, which I had unfortunately slipped on it thus ending my pizza delivery job. Thanks for sharing this great story, and I hope you have a great day.. Naked Natasha on the floor... well... she was drunk and sleeping, but otherwise YEAH! âĪïļð YOU delivered pizzas? Wow. Any naked guys answer the door? lol It seems to be a fad these days... ðĪððð Glad you could make it. FrankeeZee says hi! ðð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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this is by far one of your best Frankie tales. I am still laughing and will be all day. Worst job: a nursing home when I was 17 and the head nurse told me I had to get a body ready for the funeral home. I'd never been to a funeral never mind dress a dead body. My mother came and took me home Late night snacks- at least once a week. My favorite is cold chicken (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Really? No bad jobs? So that's just me? lol ðą Well.... I'm always eating crazy things late njhht. Ya think you could get used to it 4 star meal... late? Small portions.... ððī Lucky you.... for those great jobs! âðð
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Glad to oblige. ð FrankeeZee has this way of attracting... drama...? lol Eeeee... that's scary stuff. I would have freaked out. ðą I love cold chicken... ðð Actually... there are a lot of foods that aren't bad cold. Ever try a cold meatloaf sandwich on fresh bread? ðð Happy Friday! ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Having someone else cook ðĻâðģ meals would be a delight no matter what time â° it was! There is an advantage ð to having worked for a major corporation for the duration of my career. Multiple jobs with increasing responsibilities. Rarely had a difficult boss. Well... I guess you've been lucky when it came to bad jobs... and there's nothing wrong with that. So yours are all the happy tales! ððð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I don't mind doing the cooking, if you'll provide the dessert? ðĪ Well... I guess you've been lucky when it came to bad jobs... and there's nothing wrong with that. So yours are all the happy tales! ððð
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OK ð. Sounds like a fair trade. Whatâs your favourite? Or is it something that is neither made nor purchased ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hey Paul, ..........Absolutely Classic!.........I used to date this stripper, and she had super huge, super fake tits. Whenever weâd order delivery sheâd answer the door braless in a tight white T shirt, Iâd watch the delivery guys face from the window and it was always hysterical!.......... Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
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Hey Paul, ..........Absolutely Classic!.........I used to date this stripper, and she had super huge, super fake tits. Whenever weâd order delivery sheâd answer the door braless in a tight white T shirt, Iâd watch the delivery guys face from the window and it was always hysterical!.......... Sinfully Yours, backpocket13 You weren't the boyfriend in the background with the cam? lol... So many vids on pornhub... Thanks for stopping by. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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6/2/2019 8:42 am |
Dude, you always have funny entertaining blogs, good job!
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Dude, you always have funny entertaining blogs, good job! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Frankie tales are just getting even better. Worst job would be delivering papers. Never eat midnight snacks. Hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Frankie tales are just getting even better. Worst job would be delivering papers. Never eat midnight snacks. Hugs V You delivered papers? Wow... Sounds like a classic! Hmmm..... maybe you need... the right midnight snack, on the menu. ðĪð But I get your point. You don't want to fill yourself up... with junk food, right? ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Worst job I ever had...I was working a data center for a manager that verbally berated me on a regular basis. One night I had to work an overnight maintenance on a device I had no experience with. I called my manager to walk me through it and he yelled at me for a half hour that I should know how to work this equipment. I didn't. He told me to do the work or else. And...I dropped the power on the whole entire data center and we had a power outage. I had customers coming in yelling at me, my boss yelling at me, and my regional manager came in and yelled at me and was about to fire me when I told him I hadn't been trained on the equipment, and that my boss told me to do it or else I would be fired. Well I didn't get fired and my regional manager gave me another shot, but my boss pulled me off to the side and told me "If you ever throw me under the bus like that again, I know where you live. I'll come your house and beat the shit out of you." He verbally threatened to assault me. For months I had to deal with verbal abuse. I got an ulcer. Yet I couldn't quit the job, because I was trying to take care of my family, and at the time, we were going through a terrible recession (it was the dot com bubble burst and many of the tech companies were failing) so I had to stick the job out. 6 months later, he didn't show up for work one day. One day turned into two, and then it turned into a week, and my regional manager asked where he was. I told him he hadn't shown up for work at all. What happened was my boss went on a coke binge and got a heart attack. So he got fired, then rehired for some reason. About 3 months later, he went on another coke induced binge and missed 10 days of work and got fired permanently. I ended up getting a new boss and things went well for a while. And then I got fired a year later due to downsizing when the company got taken over. In the end, I saw him again working for another company, and he was still a complete dickhead to me. And I reported him to his manager and got him fired from that job as well. I got my revenge, but in the end, it still didn't feel like it was enough after all he put me through. Who can you call on to save the day? Why none other than... Agent 
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Worst job I ever had...I was working a data center for a manager that verbally berated me on a regular basis. One night I had to work an overnight maintenance on a device I had no experience with. I called my manager to walk me through it and he yelled at me for a half hour that I should know how to work this equipment. I didn't. He told me to do the work or else. And...I dropped the power on the whole entire data center and we had a power outage. I had customers coming in yelling at me, my boss yelling at me, and my regional manager came in and yelled at me and was about to fire me when I told him I hadn't been trained on the equipment, and that my boss told me to do it or else I would be fired. Well I didn't get fired and my regional manager gave me another shot, but my boss pulled me off to the side and told me "If you ever throw me under the bus like that again, I know where you live. I'll come your house and beat the shit out of you." He verbally threatened to assault me. For months I had to deal with verbal abuse. I got an ulcer. Yet I couldn't quit the job, because I was trying to take care of my family, and at the time, we were going through a terrible recession (it was the dot com bubble burst and many of the tech companies were failing) so I had to stick the job out. 6 months later, he didn't show up for work one day. One day turned into two, and then it turned into a week, and my regional manager asked where he was. I told him he hadn't shown up for work at all. What happened was my boss went on a coke binge and got a heart attack. So he got fired, then rehired for some reason. About 3 months later, he went on another coke induced binge and missed 10 days of work and got fired permanently. I ended up getting a new boss and things went well for a while. And then I got fired a year later due to downsizing when the company got taken over. In the end, I saw him again working for another company, and he was still a complete dickhead to me. And I reported him to his manager and got him fired from that job as well. I got my revenge, but in the end, it still didn't feel like it was enough after all he put me through. Thanks for sharing your story... And I thought my job was a bad one... ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Where was that green dildo when I need to club the head nurse?? I worked in a nursing home in high school. One of my jobs was feeding an elderly lady who could not see and had a vocabulary that the sailors would cringe at. One night the head nurse came to me and told me I had to get this patient ready for the funeral home. I said " what!?" She said " Mrs B id dead and you have to get the body ready for pick-up" Mind you I was 17, had never been to a funeral and never seen a dad body. I called my mother and that was the end of that job ( pay was decent too) but not THAT good  (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Where was that green dildo when I need to club the head nurse?? I worked in a nursing home in high school. One of my jobs was feeding an elderly lady who could not see and had a vocabulary that the sailors would cringe at. One night the head nurse came to me and told me I had to get this patient ready for the funeral home. I said " what!?" She said " Mrs B id dead and you have to get the body ready for pick-up" Mind you I was 17, had never been to a funeral and never seen a dad body. I called my mother and that was the end of that job ( pay was decent too) but not THAT good And I thought I had some bad jobs! So... I guess it kinda scarred you, right? And that's why you turned out the way you did? ðĪ How DID you turn out? lol ð Omg... Yep! You win. ð―ðð I don't have any prizes to offer. We can go out for dinner next time you're here? I won't ask for the details. ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Wow... What a coincidence! Bad jobs... everyone has a list, right? ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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10/29/2019 6:41 pm |
The temp jobs I had in Arizona, scraping tar off the roof in 110+ degree weather.
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Sorta makes my jobs seem good. No... Not really... lol While you're living it... there's no happy version. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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The temp jobs I had in Arizona, scraping tar off the roof in 110+ degree weather. 'Poco', prepped a dead body, while working in a nursing home when she was seventeen. But a hundred and ten.. THAT sizzles! Oooo. I guess ya lived through it. ðĪ ð I'd have to say that heat - would damage me, seriously. I can't take it. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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