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She Asked Me... If She Could Hold It... ð
She Asked Me... If She Could Hold It... ð Yesterday, the temperature was minus ridiculous, as I trudged alone, along the frozen edge, of my favorite lake. It's funny, how a random memory, can keep you warm though, right? What did it for me? I thought of the first time, any woman, ever asked me, if she could hold it ... while I peed. It was one summer...a few years back. Lynn... remember her? She and I, were hiking, along a quiet, forest trail. I had to go and she, playfully asked me, if she could help. I looked at her. "Sure, but you gotta hurry babe. I really... gotta go ." She scurried up behind me and reached with both her hands around my waist. She almost jammed my zipper- before finally, pulling it down. Now... the thing is... even though, I had to go, my little friend - was confused. He, got seriously curious... when he felt those warm, soft, supple fingers and Hollywood nails - trying to fish him, out. Lynn kinda fumbled about in there, feeling her way around. I know, she wasn't used to that whole, men's boxer brief bullshit, and all the options and openings. By the time, her fingers gently, had him, pulled out... he, had other ideas, as to why, he , was supposed to be there. Stupid dick! My bladder, then silently screamed to me, and I was reminded, of what, the immediate, goal was. I instructed Lynn, precisely. "Pull the skin back. Yeah... like that babe." She did, as she was told. Just the teeny, tiniest, drop of precum, had made its way, to the very tip of my dick. Lynn smiled and tapped her finger, on the eye of my cock, and watched... as that silvery ribbon... stretched on, forever... "Can you stop fooling around ? I'm trying to focus! Now hold him lower, on my shaft. Yeah. Like that... Now squeeze him. Tighter babe.... Yeah! Tight, like that. Now... release the pressure of your fingers, when I tell you to, and aim... somewhere. Away from me... Ok? For starters... let's see if you can hit that tree over there... " And she did... She aimed him left and right, and everywhere... giggling all the while. She even hit that tree... once or twice. I wished, it was winter. I would have challenged her, to write her name, in the snow. "Now, shake him, to get that last drop off. " And she did that, too. But... it wasn't, the way, I would have shaken it. Lynn, got carried away - intentionally, I presume. I had become, hard, as a granite boulder. I knew, she was having a great time, as she whispered, sweet encouragent to me. I squirmed, in her firm grasp. Her nails... and fingers... teased and raked my balls, with one hand, while she, stroked me... with the other. I was wet, where she held me... and my legs were quivering. My toes, would have been curling, but my hiking boots, were too tight. She was in control, and she knew, exactly, what she was doing. There was a chipmunk, up in a tree, who perved us and squeaked his appreciation, at the conclusion ... of the final result. Lynn laughed approvingly, at the end, as well. She looked up at me, with those... twinkling, blue - green eyes of hers and lustfully cooed - "Ooooo... Good boy!" And then... squeezed, and pushed ... and milked, those last drops, from me. Her hands were sticky and dripping... I just shut my eyes, as I shivered... and quietly moaned and thought - "Damn... that was the best fricken piss, I've ever had in my life. " .................................................... So... How important, is a playful sense of humour, in a relationship? Have you ever fed chipmunks or squirrels ðŋïļand other animalsðīððŪ, from your hands? I fed a moose once. That was a thrill. He was huge! Here's a bonus question... for "Paul Points". Why are women so gentle, when handling a penis? I can tie mine, into a knot... ðķ Thanks to [blog kimberliejo1] for reminding me... . . ....................................................... . . ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Having a great sense of humour is a deal breaker for me. ðķ If my lover can't make me laugh and if I can't make her laugh.... well I know that relationship is going nowhere. ð Even if the sex is great - we have to be able to connect with each other's sense of humour. ððIf there is no playfulness between us - what's the point? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I live not to far from a working farm. As the kids grew up, we'd often be there on weekends, feeding the cows and sheep, and goats and other animals. My favorite to feed were the horses. ðī I never realized how soft their noses were. And they're such beautiful animals. Being around that barn was always peaceful. Squirrels.. ðŋïļ Meh.. They're ok.... I got bit by one... once. ðą ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Tree rats? No. They're cute and all, but I've had a lot of damage from both. I have a family of feral cats that keep the chipmunks exterminated, and I mostly take care of the squirrels myself. I have enough in the freezer for a good recipe of somethin' for dinner, I should get those out. I've had some... interactions between girls and the Hammer out in the woods, but I've never had it held when I pee. That had to be intense.
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Playfulness is very important. Having the same sense of humor as your partner..... Vital! Perhaps that's why I haven't remarried, THAT element is missing. Hmm. At my favorite park (would it be an ex favorite now that I've moved? ) the birds would eat from my hand. Chickadees, titmice, nuthatches and once a Downey woodpecker! Why are we gentle when handling a penis? Because we don't want to hurt you. Men are big babies when their junk gets hurt. (How many points do I get? Do I get more if I answer it again? ) Why are we gentle when handling a penis? One should always handle a precious object gently. Better? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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To me, if she doesn't have a sense of humour.. then I loose interest. Especially in the bedroom - right? ð I find it sexy and such a turn on when I don't know what to expect and a woman surprises me with her playfulness... If I can't laugh... Hmmm. It's funny how the mind works. But, you're right. When your partner takes things too seriously - it's just boring... ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Tree rats? No. They're cute and all, but I've had a lot of damage from both. I have a family of feral cats that keep the chipmunks exterminated, and I mostly take care of the squirrels myself. I have enough in the freezer for a good recipe of somethin' for dinner, I should get those out. I've had some... interactions between girls and the Hammer out in the woods, but I've never had it held when I pee. That had to be intense. Yep.. It was a trip all right. I didn't get too descriptive here, but you can imagine how my brain was buzzing. Being in that forest helped set the mood... ð If you ever get a request like that - take her up on it! ðĨ Thanks for sharing your pov. Drop by any time. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Playfulness is very important. Having the same sense of humor as your partner..... Vital! Perhaps that's why I haven't remarried, THAT element is missing. Hmm. At my favorite park (would it be an ex favorite now that I've moved? ) the birds would eat from my hand. Chickadees, titmice, nuthatches and once a Downey woodpecker! Why are we gentle when handling a penis? Because we don't want to hurt you. Men are big babies when their junk gets hurt. (How many points do I get? Do I get more if I answer it again? ) Why are we gentle when handling a penis? One should always handle a precious object gently. Better? Perhaps you're not looking in the right places? Ya think there's a humour test, someone can develop to save us some time? Or does ones sexual desire override that desire for playfulness? Hmmm. ðĪ I've never fed birds... Sounds cute... ðĶ Points? They can only be redeemed by Paulxx001.. Hmm... ð Sure .. Go for more points and tell me some kinky anecdote... I'm guessing you've never tried what Lynn did? ðą Our little 'friends' are tough. But you women are just so gentle with 'them'. It's so cute! You should see what we do with them, when you girls are not around! ðąð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That is so true. The sights and sounds and other stuff .. Lol... It certainly requires one to smile and just have fun with it. Nothing worse when someone is too serious. I find it kinda ruins it.. a bit. ð Then again.. if one hasn't had it in a while.. as 'begger' I won't always be a 'chooser' . I guess I'm shallow.... ð Oh well... I can imagine you enjoying, silly stuff, like that forest frolic... ð Or something else...? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Lol... Thanks for reminding me... ðð I'd really like to get my kink on here, but I'm afraid to freak people out and scare them away. I know I'm writing for myself, but sometimes.. I just bite my pen, and put back the cap. Ya know what I mean? ðïļðĪ For sure.. I need someone playful... That's the only it works with me... ð They bend.. Did you know that? Lol ðąð Like I say.. it's just so cute how gentle you gals are. Part of the thrill.. I guess! ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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2/19/2019 7:18 am |
There has to be humor in a relationship. I've never fed squirrels out of my hand.
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There has to be humor in a relationship. I've never fed squirrels out of my hand. Well.. Over here, with so many parks, the damm squirrels are taking over the city... Agressive bastards as well. If they don't like the flavor of the cracker ðyou're feeding them - they bite you in the ankle. ðą I imagine, in your part of the country, you've been more apt to feed, long horn cattle ðand wolves... ðš Have a good one! ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Proof reading sounds like a great idea... ðð I know you....lol ð I think I'll be fine... ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Now that I know how tough you guys are with your own stuff, I understand better why so many men are heavy handed with mine! btw - I knew they weren't "real" site points. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Now that I know how tough you guys are with your own stuff, I understand better why so many men are heavy handed with mine! btw - I knew they weren't "real" site points. I knew you knew.... You're very quick... But.... that other person.... I'm not so sure about them ... ðĪ Plus, this is funnier... I think.. .. perhaps. And it's a metaphor... ðķ Don't ask me for what. I'm working on it.... Gimme a sec.... ð Oh and.... I'd be gentle... ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Really? The guy's 'friend', should be long enough (in this case it was), where it's like holding a small hose. ð And come on... Have you ever played with a hose in the summer, spraying your friends? Is that fun, or what? ð
And then there is the potential other fun afterwards ðĪ Have you ever fed a moose? Most men will attest, that their little fellas are rough tough. ðŠ But, it's so cute the way you women gingerly handle them sometimes. Pics? Uhmm... Yes I do. But only prior - to tying the knot. ðĪ I left the door open... a crack If you r curious. I think I'd need someone's help with the camera... ðļð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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This is a first for me hearing that a lady held a cock to go pee. Sounds like an exciting little adventure there, and I am sure the chipmunk enjoyed it too. Thanks for sharing this was as it was quite interesting. Hope you enjoy the rest of your day..
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This is a first for me hearing that a lady held a cock to go pee. Sounds like an exciting little adventure there, and I am sure the chipmunk enjoyed it too. Thanks for sharing this was as it was quite interesting. Hope you enjoy the rest of your day.. Glad to oblige.. Lol ðð I think you'd do just fine. Certainly different? ðĪð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I agree that having a 'playful sense of humour' is essential to a successful relationship. First and foremost you have to be able to laugh at yourselves and life presents so many opportunities to do so. including in and out of the boudoir. I grew up around cottages so there were always an assortment of 'wildlife' to feed. And we always had a dog so handfeeding was common. By nature, women are gentle which extends to the handling of a man's cock. I think there's an inherent fear of hurting it. Hmmmm...Never heard of anyone being able to tie it in a knot before. Proof of that skill would prove it's not just a 'tall tale'. You certainly are a man of many surprises!
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I agree that having a 'playful sense of humour' is essential to a successful relationship. First and foremost you have to be able to laugh at yourselves and life presents so many opportunities to do so. including in and out of the boudoir. I grew up around cottages so there were always an assortment of 'wildlife' to feed. And we always had a dog so handfeeding was common. By nature, women are gentle which extends to the handling of a man's cock. I think there's an inherent fear of hurting it. Hmmmm...Never heard of anyone being able to tie it in a knot before. Proof of that skill would prove it's not just a 'tall tale'. You certainly are a man of many surprises! Yes... You are not the only one who seeks photographic or personal proof of that knot. Come here. Yes.. I get it.. You're all afraid of breaking it. It does look so fragile... if you squint.... But on closer inspection... it is unbreakable... Yes.. The only thing breakable, is a man's heart... ð Hold onto this.. And then hold me... gently.... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Lovely post hugs V Have a great day! ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I guess you have made me add to my bucket list...besides fooling around outdoors..now holding a guy's dick as he pees. I just don't want to get too into water sports. I am not that kinky! LOL As to being gentle with a guy's dick....I am gentle at first until the guy says I can manhandle him. Is that the right word for it? A sense of humor is key too. I do like to laugh! Usually loudly too. Oops. Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely
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I guess you have made me add to my bucket list...besides fooling around outdoors..now holding a guy's dick as he pees. I just don't want to get too into water sports. I am not that kinky! LOL As to being gentle with a guy's dick....I am gentle at first until the guy says I can manhandle him. Is that the right word for it? A sense of humor is key too. I do like to laugh! Usually loudly too. Oops. I don't know you're 'real' name, but do you think that you could write your name in the snow? ððĪ I guess man handle is the right word. You'd be shocked at how tough those little guys are... ðą But like I said.. the warmth and gentle touch of a woman's hand is a shockingly pleasant difference from the way we handle our own bits... ð You've never heard a man say that you're too rough with him... have you...? Lol ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Playfulness and a sense of humor are essential. Life is too short to be serious all of the time. I have fed chipmunks...when I was much younger! "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." â Mark Black
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Playfulness and a sense of humor are essential. Life is too short to be serious all of the time. I have fed chipmunks...when I was much younger! I fed a moose once.... ðķ Ave that was fun... ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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