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The Pecker Was Huge
The Pecker Was Huge I usually like to end my day with a walk by the lake or the river. There are a of forested parks that are peaceful places of solace for me to regroup and quietly think about things. I think about my life and my and family. I think about what I have accomplished and what I have yet - to accomplish. Those moments, by myself, bring me - a sense of peace and the ability to, recalibrate my goals. No matter how rough and tumble my day has been, those walks rejuvenate my mind and body... and I feel renewed and refreshed ! Yesterday (in that cleanly chilled fall air), I found myself walking along a forest trail, in one of my parks, alongside the lake. The only sounds I heard, were those of the fallen maple leaves, crumbling and squishing under my runners, and the distant hammering, of a woodpecker. Yes - a woodpecker. The male woodpeckers here are huge, if you've ever seen one ! I began to think... not about my life, but about something completely non related. How many different, synonyms, could I find for the word - 'pecker' ? Here is what I came up with: penis, organ, member, phallus, cock, dick,, peter, prick, shaft, tool, johnson, manhood, schlong, willy, wood ... Most probably, I missed a few. Hmmm... Then I thought, I might as well try the same exercise for the word vagina... right? So I came up with : cunt, pussy, twat, muff, snatch, penis glove, honey pot This 'vagina' list is substantially shorter... At least that's all, I came up with. Both lists will most certainly help me with any erotic story I write in the future. It gets a little repetitive to use the same words over and over again... "There you go Paul. Another mini goal accomplished ! New nouns for your next sex story. I need to get a LIFE !" I thought to myself, as I trudged along the path. The woodpecker in the distance had finally stopped his clatter. "Ahhh ...... silence...... " © October 2018 Paul P. ............................................................... So... Do you Do something special or GO some place where you can - completely relax and recharge your batteries, after your day ? Can you ADD to that list of slang words for , 'penis' or the 'vagina' ? I know that I missed quite a few. That first image above, is the trail I was on, and the red maple tree image (below), is of a spot on the road, not far from my home. It is the reddest tree in the neighborhood. . . ......................................................... . . ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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This summer, I used to go to the lake, by the marina and I found that place was very relaxing. Yesterday I drove by and all the boats are in dry dock. It's still a relaxing place to go to, but it's rather sombre now... Hmmm🤔😉 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Surprisingly, it's tougher to remember slang words for vagina - slit, poontang, tunnel of love.. Lol I don't know. 😁 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Do you Do something special or GO some place where you can - completely relax and recharge your batteries, after your day ? NO.
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cootchie...gash..hair pie...just off the top of my head.. woop woop
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Vajayjay for the Vagina, and for cock I am going with DONG...have a terrific Thursday..
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I'll be back to Peck out my reply after dinner (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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For me it's the beach..Get me on a beach and i'm as relaxed as it comes. Can't think of a single bad day, I've ever had on a beach. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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One place I find very calming and relaxing is to be near the water. It's increasingly difficult in a large, urban city like where I live but I will make the effort to get down to the waterfront. Sometimes I just sit and watch the waves which can be mesmerizing. An alternative is to put on headphones and listen to my favourite tunes and continuously hit the replay button. Slang for penis: male member, male organ, willy, wood Slang for vagina: cum dumpster, vertical smile, cherry, cock holster, rosebud, camel toe
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I like going someplace where the sounds of mankind are distant or, better yet, absent. I'll match my Cave of Wonders with your Special Purpose any time! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Do you Do something special or GO some place where you can - completely relax and recharge your batteries, after your day ? NO. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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cootchie...gash..hair pie...just off the top of my head.. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Oooooo... Really... Wow! I'd say you are one of the lucky ones, for sure! 👍😁 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ooo yes... The beaver... I completely forgot about that one. Hmm.. Thanks for the heads up. 😺😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Vajayjay for the Vagina, and for cock I am going with DONG...have a terrific Thursday.. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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For me it's the beach..Get me on a beach and i'm as relaxed as it comes. Can't think of a single bad day, I've ever had on a beach. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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One place I find very calming and relaxing is to be near the water. It's increasingly difficult in a large, urban city like where I live but I will make the effort to get down to the waterfront. Sometimes I just sit and watch the waves which can be mesmerizing. An alternative is to put on headphones and listen to my favourite tunes and continuously hit the replay button. Slang for penis: male member, male organ, willy, wood Slang for vagina: cum dumpster, vertical smile, cherry, cock holster, rosebud, camel toe ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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My special place is the beach. My favorite beach is inaccessible since the hurricane...so I will have to substitute for awhile. Though, it is a 2 hour drive, so I don't go often. My quick-fix for soul rejuvenation is closer, but I'm not sure if they are open after the storm...I need to check on that. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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I like going someplace where the sounds of mankind are distant or, better yet, absent. I'll match my Cave of Wonders with your Special Purpose any time! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Do you Do something special or GO some place where you can - completely relax and recharge your batteries, after your day ? NO. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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My special place is the beach. My favorite beach is inaccessible since the hurricane...so I will have to substitute for awhile. Though, it is a 2 hour drive, so I don't go often. My quick-fix for soul rejuvenation is closer, but I'm not sure if they are open after the storm...I need to check on that. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yep. I hear you and I agree. Rocky beaches over here and I'm usually the only one walking. Something about water lapping up on the shore that is so soothing. Is there a beach that is your favorite? It's in no way the prettiest beach I've been on, but it's like home to me. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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10/25/2018 4:35 pm |
Cooter, kootch, fur burger, love tunnel, for the vagina.
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Cooter, kootch, fur burger, love tunnel, for the vagina. And your hideaway is that beach you're on? Looks peaceful. Which beach is it? I've mentioned it before. I've only got the rocky shores here. Still - no one is on them, so it's as if they are private... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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10/25/2018 7:27 pm |
Vagina-Velvet Vice💕
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One place I find very calming and relaxing is to be near the water. It's increasingly difficult in a large, urban city like where I live but I will make the effort to get down to the waterfront. Sometimes I just sit and watch the waves which can be mesmerizing. An alternative is to put on headphones and listen to my favourite tunes and continuously hit the replay button. Slang for penis: male member, male organ, willy, wood Slang for vagina: cum dumpster, vertical smile, cherry, cock holster, rosebud, camel toe ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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