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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
Donald Trump - cOMIC relief As an investigative reporter, I try to uncover the big news breaking stories within our government! And I have been working on this story for many months! There have been rumors of this going on for over 3 years! And I have yet to uncover the truth! But in my relentless pursuit of the truth, I continue to work hard to find the answers to the most perplexing of mysteries in the White House. I have been working hard to find a source within the halls of this great institution to collaborate my story. And I may be now on the verge of completing my mission! Within moments I am expecting to meet with a source a snitch a rat a whistle-blower to break this story wide open! Oh, here this person comes now! I don't want to reveal if it is a male or female. I hope she is a female young and hot! And maybe might want to have sex after we break the story! I haven't gotten laid in months! Anyway back to the issue at hand. Wow! I just met with the whistle-blower! Who indeed collaborated the truthfulness of this story! Are you ready?! When Donald Trump takes a dump the whole White House needs to be evacuated due to toxic gases! The smell of Donald Trump's dumps permeates the whole White House and are so dangerously toxic that all personnel need to be evacuated lest they literally die from the toxic fumes! And I do not speak lightly! This has been necessary due to one life having been lost! Well, there you have it, folks! After months of investigation, the truth is finally revealed! This is your investigative reporter signing off until the next big story breaks! In my endless pursuit to uncover the truth inside the White House! War - Cisco |
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5/5/2020 4:17 am |
You're an idiot! Trump 2020!!!!
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5/4/2020 9:25 pm |
You're an idiot! Trump 2020!!!!
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5/4/2020 3:04 pm |
Lmfao my friend.. I don't know how you come up with these but they sure the hell are so funny..
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5/4/2020 3:01 pm |
funny. but in reality, forget about what comes out his ass, its the shit that comes out of his MOUTH that endangers us all
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5/4/2020 3:00 pm |
You're an idiot! Trump 2020!!!!
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5/4/2020 2:58 pm |
While the story is funny... the bi-line of Donald Trump - Comic Relief, is in itself sad but true!
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5/4/2020 2:57 pm |
Unfortunately (for anyone who knows me) that's the only thing I have in common with trump!!
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Lmfao my friend.. I don't know how you come up with these but they sure the hell are so funny..
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funny. but in reality, forget about what comes out his ass, its the shit that comes out of his MOUTH that endangers us all "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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You're an idiot! Trump 2020!!!! if you robots cant laugh at yourselves and your talking head, relax, lots of us everywhere else are . . . "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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You're an idiot! Trump 2020!!!!
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5/4/2020 8:15 am |
While the story is funny... the bi-line of Donald Trump - Comic Relief, is in itself sad but true!
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Unfortunately (for anyone who knows me) that's the only thing I have in common with trump!!
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5/4/2020 7:26 am |
In case words get deleted As an investigative reporter, I try to uncover the big news breaking stories within our government! And I have been working on this story for many months! There have been rumors of this going on for over 3 years! And I have yet to uncover the truth! But in my relentless pursuit of the truth, I continue to work hard to find the answers to the most perplexing of mysteries in the White House. I have been working hard to find a source within the halls of this great institution to collaborate my story. And I may be now on the verge of completing my mission! Within moments I am expecting to meet with a source a snitch a rat a whistle-blower to break this story wide open! Oh, here this person comes now! I don't want to reveal if it is a male or female. I hope she is a female young and hot! And maybe might want to have sex after we break the story! I haven't gotten laid in months! Anyway back to the issue at hand. Wow! I just met with the whistle-blower! Who indeed collaborated the truthfulness of this story! Are you ready?! When Donald Trump takes a dump the whole White House needs to be evacuated due to toxic gases! The smell of Donald Trump's dumps permeates the whole White House and are so dangerously toxic that all personnel need to be evacuated lest they literally die from the toxic fumes! And I do not speak lightly! This has been necessary due to one life having been lost! Well, there you have it, folks! After months of investigation, the truth is finally uncovered! This is your investigative reporter signing off until the next big story breaks! In my endless pursuit to uncover the truth inside the White House!
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