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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief In yesterday's briefing when talking one of his advisors Donald Trump suggested injecting a disinfectant into the body could cure the Coronavirus! So I wrote some jokes about it. What did one Trump supporter say to the other Trump supporter when they heard Donald Trump's suggestion that injecting Lysol could cure the Coronavirus? Do we have any in the kitchen cabinet? Maybe we should try it out! What did one Trump supporter say to the other Trump supporter when they heard Donald Trump suggest injecting Lysol into your body to cure the Coronavirus? You try it first! No, you try it first! Okay, let's both do it at the same time! What did one Progressive Democrats say to the other Progressive Democrat? Did you hear the latest news? Know what's that. Trump supporters are injecting themselves with Lysol to cure the Coronavirus! Wow, those Trump supporters sure do the damnedest things! Breaking news! After Thursday's briefing when Donald Trump suggested that Lysol could be injected into the body to cure the Coronavirus -Trump supporters rushed out to their local Walmarts and made a mad run on Lysol and other disinfectant products! Also, pharmacies were inundated with phone calls requesting information on how to purchase injection needles! How dumb are Trump supporters? Trump supporters are so dumb they would inject themselves with Lysol to cure the Coronavirus if Donald Trump told them to do it! This last one is not a joke. It's more of a sad commentary. The sad thing is they actually would do it if Donald Trump told them to! Breaking news! Dozens of Trump supporters found dead the next day after injecting themselves with Lysol to cure the Coronavirus! When asked for comment family members said our almighty leader told us to do it!  |
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4/26/2020 7:18 pm |
This was one of the most MORONIC Coronavirus updates to date yet!! Then he tried to say he was kidding to see if the reporter would fall for it. If this doesn't make people see just how mental state is becoming I honestly don't know what will..SMDH!!! I hope you have a joyous Saturday my friend.. 
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This was one of the most MORONIC Coronavirus updates to date yet!! Then he tried to say he was kidding to see if the reporter would fall for it. If this doesn't make people see just how mental state is becoming I honestly don't know what will..SMDH!!! I hope you have a joyous Saturday my friend.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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4/25/2020 5:16 am |
Hardy Har Har ! Another sorry leftist attempt at trying to be funny ! Now go run and hide in your parents basement !
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4/25/2020 5:14 am |
Hardy Har Har ! Another sorry leftist attempt at trying to be funny ! Now go run and hide in your parents basement !
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4/25/2020 3:52 am |
It was wrong and hypocritical for me to call Lt Governor an asshole. I just lowered myself to the republicans level. I rescind that statement. I was being sarcastic.
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4/25/2020 3:47 am |
But he said, much too late, that he was JUST being sarcastic. I hope he keeps running his mouth. It eventually will keep him from get reelected. He's even pissing off the republicans now. Keep up the good work donald. In TX our idiot Lt governor thinks that some things are more important than living. He's willing to sacrifice lives for money. He said he was right because not as many people have died. Duh asshole it's because of people shelterering, wearing masks and social distancing. He actually proved that it worked with that statement. What doesn't kill us will only make us stronger. US survived the great depression and will survive this. The leaders don't have confidence in Americans ingenuity to get past crisis and come out stronger than before.
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4/25/2020 3:41 am |
Not going to say what I really want to. Will say I believe some would take it. See how he changed his story? Someone must of pointed out how stupid he is. Couldn't of done it on his own. Not that smart to of realized it himself.
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It was wrong and hypocritical for me to call Lt Governor an asshole. I just lowered myself to the republicans level. I rescind that statement. I was being sarcastic.
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Hardy Har Har ! Another sorry leftist attempt at trying to be funny ! Now go run and hide in your parents basement !
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But he said, much too late, that he was JUST being sarcastic. I hope he keeps running his mouth. It eventually will keep him from get reelected. He's even pissing off the republicans now. Keep up the good work donald. In TX our idiot Lt governor thinks that some things are more important than living. He's willing to sacrifice lives for money. He said he was right because not as many people have died. Duh asshole it's because of people shelterering, wearing masks and social distancing. He actually proved that it worked with that statement. What doesn't kill us will only make us stronger. US survived the great depression and will survive this. The leaders don't have confidence in Americans ingenuity to get past crisis and come out stronger than before.
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Not going to say what I really want to. Will say I believe some would take it. See how he changed his story? Someone must of pointed out how stupid he is. Couldn't of done it on his own. Not that smart to of realized it himself. i wouldnt wish that on anyone, not even trumps CULT followers. but if they still havent figured out how dangerously inept he is, and relentlessly insult and threaten anyone "against" them, who knows how stupid theyre capable of being in "his" name ? !  "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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Hardy Har Har ! Another sorry leftist attempt at trying to be funny ! Now go run and hide in your parents basement ! to say or do anything to seem as if he is "in control". he cares about nothing except your vote, and still doesnt seem to understand no one can vote for him if theyre dead. the JOKES about what he said are inevitable, and followers of the TRUMP INSULT FACTORY should be able to take them in stride. not big enough to take some of your own medicine, are you? BUT the fact that he DID SAY WHAT HE DID is beyond forgiveness, even if as pity for the severely mentally challenged. the question is, WHAT POSSIBLE EXCUSE could ANYONE, including you, STILL have for believing in his ability to lead? "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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Hardy Har Har ! Another sorry leftist attempt at trying to be funny ! Now go run and hide in your parents basement !
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Not going to say what I really want to. Will say I believe some would take it. See how he changed his story? Someone must of pointed out how stupid he is. Couldn't of done it on his own. Not that smart to of realized it himself. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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4/24/2020 5:20 pm |
In case words get deleted In yesterday's briefing when talking to one of his medical advisors Donald Trump suggested injecting a disinfectant into the body could cure the Coronavirus! So I wrote some jokes about it. What did one Trump supporter say to the other Trump supporter when they heard Donald Trump's suggestion that injecting Lysol could cure the Coronavirus? Do we have any in the kitchen cabinet? Maybe we should try it out! What did one Trump supporter say to the other Trump supporter when they heard Donald Trump suggest injecting Lysol into your body to cure the Coronavirus? You try it first! No, you try it first! Okay, let's both do it at the same time! How dumb are Trump supporters? Trump supporters are so dumb they would inject themselves with Lysol to cure the Coronavirus if Donald Trump told them to do it! This last one is not a joke. It's more of a sad commentary. The sad thing is they actually would do it if Donald Trump told them to! Breaking news! Dozens of Trump supporters found dead the next day after injecting themselves with Lysol to cure the Coronavirus! When asked for comment family members said our almighty leader told us to do it!
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