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The Car Ride of Doom
The Car Ride of Doom What do you get when you cross a winged insect, two teenage girls, and a moving vehicle? You get chaos! I was headed out the Ex Husband's house drop the Spawn and her friend off for Father's Day festivities when all of a sudden.... "Aaaaahhhhh!!! Moooooommmmm!!!" "What?!? What in the hell are you guys screaming about??" "'s a bug in your hair!!" Now was my time scream and flail around. "Aaaaahhhh!! Get out!! Get out!!" I was trying keep the car on the road, find the bug in the rear view mirror, and remain calm but wasn't working. "Oh my Gooooddddd!!! Moooooommmmm!! 's on my leg!!!" Not going lie, I did feel a huge amount of relief that was no longer in my hair. Better on her than on me! "Roll your window down, flick out the window." The people in the car behind us must have thought we were crazy when they saw her foot sticking out the window. But we managed release that monster back into the wild. Happy Sunday! |
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I wonder how many road fatalities are caused by insects.... 2016 showed over 650,000 accidents a year from distracted driving incidents as a result of a flying insect
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If I have any say in the matter.... Yes! My car - no fly zone!! LOL
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6/21/2021 3:14 am |
I wonder how many road fatalities are caused by insects....
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hahaha that was funny
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hahaha that was funny
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I'd say bee's have caused many of wrecks!!!!!
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I'd say bee's have caused many of wrecks!!!!!
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It's funny how not long ago she casually picked a bug off your leg so she could go back to watching her movie, but when a bug is in your hair or on her leg, she kinda freaks! Too funny! I guess it depends on the bug, too.
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It definitely got that! Lol
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At least you can say "There's no fly's on me".
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Good story? lol. Happy Sunday!
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Lol, I can pick everything that went on in the car and I'm laughing so hard the tears are pouring down my face. Thank you for the laugh, I needed it!! PS I'm so glad no one got hurt
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It's funny how not long ago she casually picked a bug off your leg so she could go back to watching her movie, but when a bug is in your hair or on her leg, she kinda freaks! Too funny! I guess it depends on the bug, too.
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At least you can say "There's no fly's on me".
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6/20/2021 1:38 pm |
Good story? lol. Happy Sunday!
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6/20/2021 1:14 pm |
Lol, I can pick everything that went on in the car and I'm laughing so hard the tears are pouring down my face. Thank you for the laugh, I needed it!! PS I'm so glad no one got hurt
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What do you get when you cross a winged insect, two teenage girls, and a moving vehicle? You get chaos! I was headed out to the Ex Husband's house to drop the Spawn and her friend off for Father's Day festivities when all of a sudden.... "Aaaaahhhhh!!! Moooooommmmm!!!" "What?!? What in the hell are you guys screaming about??" "There's a bug in your hair!!" Now it was my time to scream and flail around. "Aaaaahhhh!! Get it out!! Get it out!!" I was trying to keep the car on the road, find the bug in the rear view mirror, and remain calm but it wasn't working. "Oh my Gooooddddd!!! Moooooommmmm!! It's on my leg!!!" Not going to lie, I did feel a huge amount of relief that it was no longer in my hair. Better on her than on me! "Roll your window down, flick it out the window." The people in the car behind us must have thought we were crazy when they saw her foot sticking out the window. But we managed to release that monster back into the wild. Happy Sunday!
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