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Monumental Icebreakers
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Monumental Icebreakers I shake my head in disbelief sometimes... I get that this is a sex site that is ultimately created to put person one into contact with person two for the purposes of adult fun. Isn't that what we're all really looking for here? But, here's the thing.... For the most part, I don't know the people who send me messages from Adam. I'm looking for an adult friend, a partner in crime. Not some fucktard who is having lunch in Gaylord and wants a quickie. I get these messages and think to myself, on what PLANET does this guy think that "Hey, I'm in Gaylord" is going to wet my loins and have me panting at his feet for the chance to have him slide his penis inside me?? Sight unseen! For the most part, even if you do find someone you click with and think you may want to meet in person, they tend to back out at the last moment anyway... The power of cold feet has a tight grip. I am always amazed, though, at what some guys send as an initial icebreaker. So, here you go folks... I've decided to share with you... This week's top five monumental icebreakers. 5. hi hru *Yah, I prefer not to speak acronym* 4. I am in Gaylord for lunch today. *Imagine that! So am I.* 3. How can I get with you. *A miracle.* 2. My wife joins sometimes. *Good for you!* Drumroll please! 1. I'd like to give you an injection. *screenname 'covidfun4u'* |
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I laughed out loud at that cocidfun4u one. Hey, at least , he’s original?
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12/17/2020 2:01 pm |
I laughed out loud at that cocidfun4u one. Hey, at least , he’s original?
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These are the top five icebreakers for me: 5) I have all my teeth, wanna feel them around you? 4) my trailer park has a jacuzzi and i finished lactating , meet me for slurpees 3) I have reasonable rates and have a great yelp score, wanna? 2) If you bring the lotion, I’ll bring the van to you And..... because nobody asked.... my numero uno fave: 1) I am current on my shots and meds so let’s hook up before the biker convention in Norco. Aren’t I just blessed with great messages?
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These are the top five icebreakers for me: 5) I have all my teeth, wanna feel them around you? 4) my trailer park has a jacuzzi and i finished lactating , meet me for slurpees 3) I have reasonable rates and have a great yelp score, wanna? 2) If you bring the lotion, I’ll bring the van to you And..... because nobody asked.... my numero uno fave: 1) I am current on my shots and meds so let’s hook up before the biker convention in Norco. Aren’t I just blessed with great messages? My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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I usually don't get any lines from anyone. LOL I have politely turned down a couple or two, one even 3 times I think. Altho I don't mind a couple, just wasn't interested in them. I too would like someone to chat with, possibly with more down the road, but not a deal breaker either way. It's hard to find someone compatable. I used to message several women or couples with sincere messages, but after not getting any replies, I pretty much gave up. Very few will I message. But I always message back if I am messaged first. (which is extremely rare)
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we should chat 
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I usually don't get any lines from anyone. LOL I have politely turned down a couple or two, one even 3 times I think. Altho I don't mind a couple, just wasn't interested in them. I too would like someone to chat with, possibly with more down the road, but not a deal breaker either way. It's hard to find someone compatable. I used to message several women or couples with sincere messages, but after not getting any replies, I pretty much gave up. Very few will I message. But I always message back if I am messaged first. (which is extremely rare)
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Has that actually worked for you? I don't see myself meeting up with a perfect stranger to have a quickie just because he's having lunch in my town.
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They are all mental icebreakers. There's no monu about them at all 
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My latest one “I wanna try you out.....cum see me” Oh sure honey, be right over. 
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Unfortunately, many people confuses the adult fun aimed site, with a "you owe me sex fun" and "have to be ready for me" Only positive thing is that for those of us that try to act gentle and with coherence might have an extra chance to chat with a nice lady.
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I've been tossing around the idea of experimenting with the icebreaker lines used on me with random guys to see what response I get. I'm curious to see if the same negative connotation is taken when it is the man who is the receiver.
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Girl I get those as well. 1, how are you 2 is ,I want to lick that pussy, 3, amazing ass, 4, I want to fuck you, 5 couples, hi , so yeah they're a bunch of nuts out here
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Don't forget the couples who ignore the women who say they don't want couples. Couples is not checked off and my profile says that so it means no couples. Just the other day got a message from a man nowhere near me. Wanted to know if I am interested in a sugar daddy. I get the couples messages all the time. I think I've politely turned one couple down 3 times now, the last time it was an offer for just the guy. My guess is, it was probably just the guy all along...
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Communication has become lost art. You can thank text messaging and social media for that. "You come here often?" Lol
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Yes, sadly I have noticed an increase in confused men? Not sure what else to call them. We are in a global pandemic, and most emailing are travellers. I have not seen friends and family in months. Just nuts....
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Sometimes I think about agreeing, then don’t show up. I usually just ignore. I'm in town for lunch. Great! What time do you want to meet? Do you have your hotel picked out already?? Give me the room number, I'll meet you there.
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They are all mental icebreakers. There's no monu about them at all 
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My latest one “I wanna try you out.....cum see me” Oh sure honey, be right over.
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Unfortunately, many people confuses the adult fun aimed site, with a "you owe me sex fun" and "have to be ready for me" Only positive thing is that for those of us that try to act gentle and with coherence might have an extra chance to chat with a nice lady. . Ultima publicacion: (16/FEB ) Ser agua Puedes contactarme en MI BUZON o q:1642318, o fuera donde dice mi buzon
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Girl I get those as well. 1, how are you 2 is ,I want to lick that pussy, 3, amazing ass, 4, I want to fuck you, 5 couples, hi , so yeah they're a bunch of nuts out here The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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Don't forget the couples who ignore the women who say they don't want couples. Couples is not checked off and my profile says that so it means no couples. Just the other day got a message from a man nowhere near me. Wanted to know if I am interested in a sugar daddy. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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12/16/2020 5:26 am |
Communication has become lost art. You can thank text messaging and social media for that. "You come here often?" Lol
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Yes, sadly I have noticed an increase in confused men? Not sure what else to call them. We are in a global pandemic, and most emailing are travellers. I have not seen friends and family in months. Just nuts....
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these are great! thanks!!!! I need all the help I can get!! Have tongue, will travel. He he he, it's been quite some time, but I received that icebreaker once, too.
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