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Let's play a little game.
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Let's play a little game. We'll call it... How long can YOU keep a straight face?!? There are a few things in life that bring out my absolute childish worst... One of them is farts. I'm like a grossed out, giggling ... Especially when they're unexpected. I was talking with a coworker about an upcoming event when, out of the blue, she lets one rip. I was astounded. Who does this kind of stuff??? And, how can I possibly continue on with this conversation and pretend nothing just happened???? I stood there for a moment, staring at her, nearly frozen in place... I tried like hell to hold it in, but I just couldn't do it. I couldn't stop laughing. My coworkers face was a million shades of red and I couldn't contain myself long enough to apologize. Oh good God I wanted to die... As I'm sure so did she! I finally managed to eek out an apology but it was too late. The damage was done. She is now the farter who will always be hiding from me in shame. We'll just chalk this one up to a Monday. |
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I’m not only a irreverent soul that enjoys a good fart but I also let one rip in sympathy. I’m just nice like that. It’s just gas. That too shall pass....
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Better out than in as they say 
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Better out than in as they say 
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I’m not only a irreverent soul that enjoys a good fart but I also let one rip in sympathy. I’m just nice like that. It’s just gas. That too shall pass.... My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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 Ah well, ye ken this would appeal tae me McLade!!  I'd have farted in response then blamed that one on her too!! One of my ex business partners used to fart indiscriminately as you'd be sitting chatting with him, he'd pause momentarily then carry on as if nothing had happened.......usually I wouldn't let him off with him letting off though!
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It's good to know I'm not alone!
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My petulant 12-year-old inner child will think farts are funny until the day I die. I feel bad for your co-worker, but I love the fact that you couldn't contain yourself. I literally laughed out loud.
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Hold the Fart and Bear the Pain Release the Fart and bear the Shame Nothing more immature than a bunch of guys on turkey day watching the game and filling the den with green clouds
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Ah well, ye ken this would appeal tae me McLade!! I'd have farted in response then blamed that one on her too!! One of my ex business partners used to fart indiscriminately as you'd be sitting chatting with him, he'd pause momentarily then carry on as if nothing had happened.......usually I wouldn't let him off with him letting off though!
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My petulant 12-year-old inner child will think farts are funny until the day I die. I feel bad for your co-worker, but I love the fact that you couldn't contain yourself. I literally laughed out loud.
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Hold the Fart and Bear the Pain Release the Fart and bear the Shame Nothing more immature than a bunch of guys on turkey day watching the game and filling the den with green clouds (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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what do you really know about a person over the years people have told me they loved a person at first sight or they knew the first time they went out that they were destined lovers forever I say, you don't really know a person until that first fart now, you're laughing, or saying come on Easy, how can that be when I take a woman to dinner, and she eats a salad, I say bye, bye you don't know if she's eating a tub of lard when she gets home of course, there are other attributes I look for in women but, this one is pretty high on the totem pole so to speak be safe Airbourne - "Back in the Game" Let's play It's been a hard road but I'm almost home As the lights fade to black Hear the roar of the crowd Ten thousand loud It's good to be back Feel the sting the sweat Of the back of my neck It's been way too long Like a ricochet I hit the stage Lets get it on I'm back in the game Breaking hearts again You better watch out 'Cause I'm back in the game I'm back in the game Kickin' ass again No stopping me now It's like I've never been away So you better watch out 'Cause I'm back in the game Oh yeah True story - When I was pregnant with my middle son the ex-husband and I were in the process of building our house. He was working on the doors and trim this day and I was feeling a little lethargic, resting in a big chair that was sitting upstairs so I could help too. (Without being on my feet too much.) I wasn't feeling the greatest, so I stood up to walk around a little and a little toot escaped while I was stretching. Jumping to his feet from where he'd been kneeling, he closed the distance between us and was instantly saying "Are you ok? You don't sound ok, maybe you should lay down. I've never heard you pas gas like that...."
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Stuff happens. It's all good. Some people trip on stuff like that. It's life, isn't it? Or should I just say... pull my finger? 🤔
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One of those situations where you or she in this case thought she could just quietly let it slip out, but noooo the rush of the air, out paced the power of the pucker and created an audible vibration of the lips and cheeks that just couldn't be stopped in time to avoid the laughter of Secret Lade.  Only she knows...was it a slow forewarned attack where you try to stiffle the fart by tightening up the gateway or a sudden irresistible surprise rise in pressure that blew the gates wide open? Yeah, sometimes it's hard to keep silent...
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I'm more of a privacy is key kinda girl.... I'd like to give the illusion that I've never farted in my life, ever.
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It’s natural......everyone does it.....all you can do is be as polite as possible when one gets away from you....but you’ve got to own it and save yourself the embarrassment.
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More room out than in!
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In my house, the sound of a fart is followed by the sound of, "It wasn't me!", usually claimed by the guilty party. 
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One of those situations where you or she in this case thought she could just quietly let it slip out, but noooo the rush of the air, out paced the power of the pucker and created an audible vibration of the lips and cheeks that just couldn't be stopped in time to avoid the laughter of Secret Lade. Only she knows...was it a slow forewarned attack where you try to stiffle the fart by tightening up the gateway or a sudden irresistible surprise rise in pressure that blew the gates wide open? Yeah, sometimes it's hard to keep silent... Vive La Difference
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Stuff happens. It's all good. Some people trip on stuff like that. It's life, isn't it? Or should I just say... pull my finger? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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what do you really know about a person over the years people have told me they loved a person at first sight or they knew the first time they went out that they were destined lovers forever I say, you don't really know a person until that first fart now, you're laughing, or saying come on Easy, how can that be when I take a woman to dinner, and she eats a salad, I say bye, bye you don't know if she's eating a tub of lard when she gets home of course, there are other attributes I look for in women but, this one is pretty high on the totem pole so to speak be safe Airbourne - "Back in the Game" Let's play It's been a hard road but I'm almost home As the lights fade to black Hear the roar of the crowd Ten thousand loud It's good to be back Feel the sting the sweat Of the back of my neck It's been way too long Like a ricochet I hit the stage Lets get it on I'm back in the game Breaking hearts again You better watch out 'Cause I'm back in the game I'm back in the game Kickin' ass again No stopping me now It's like I've never been away So you better watch out 'Cause I'm back in the game Oh yeah To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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It’s natural......everyone does it.....all you can do is be as polite as possible when one gets away from you....but you’ve got to own it and save yourself the embarrassment.
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More room out than in! Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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I'm sure this wasn't on purpose.... which makes me feel all the more terrible. The new plan is to pretend it never happened.
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 Secret  Farts are funny, sometimes not at the time, but later one can look back and laugh  Check out my blog "Dangers of Drunken Oral Sex", I can laugh about it now
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