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Fashion Tips from the Spawn
Fashion Tips from the Spawn I went to work today in a white button down shirt, black slacks, and a black open front sweater styled very similarly to a blazer. These are my work clothes. I have several pairs of black slacks... But, I also have tan, grey, and navy as well. I wear a button down nearly every day.... Sometimes with a sweater, sometimes a scarf, sometimes alone. The Spawn hates the way I dress for work and never misses an opportunity to comment on it. I don't think she realizes, I don't really have a choice in the matter, a professional appearance is something expected out of me. Would I rather be wearing jeans and a trendy shirt?? Absolutely!! Do I have that option?? Nope.... So, today when I got home from work, she was already in form. Eyeballing me from head to toe as I threw the mail down on the counter and asked where her brother was, she said to me.... "You look like a priest." "Like what???" "You look like a priest. That's a lot of black and white you've got going on, I don't know what they wear, but I'm sure it looks like that." What a little shit head. I've heard everything from "that outfit is killing your vibe" to "you might want to rethink those shoes", but this was a first for me. I look like a priest. Sometimes, all you can do is shake your head and laugh. |
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I like the book idea.... There is a lot she could learn there. When I was in my very early 20's, I'd received an etiquette book as a birthday gift one year. I read that thing from cover to cover.... How I present myself in private? Scantily clad with bedroom eyes. But that means there's hope and now would be a great time for the books and guidance on being a lady ( in public ) . Even books on puberty (and then sex) - there's dozens on puberty for girls - not so many for boys. But my favorite rule was, you have to learn how to have sex before actually having sex (ps: self discovery through masturbation does not constitute an education here ) . On another note: I told mine, "I have but one job and that's to prepare you to be an adult. btw: There's a test ! " Ultimately, the rest is on them. But the test question came up for years Just some thoughts that might help at that age.
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spawn should be glad you didn't give last rites and spirit her soul from her body!!
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spawn should be glad you didn't give last rites and spirit her soul from her body!!
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Looking like 'something', is better than looking like 'nothing'... even if it's a priest. At least you're looking. ❗😎
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Is the Spawn old enough to have worked at something other than a food-service or otherwise-casualish employment? If she’s never seen that there is, indeed, a whole other working world out there ... It’s funny how Gen Y and Z just don’t seem to get that theirs is not the only perspective. And considering how idiotic the expressions of “body art” (to be exceptionally charitable) have become amongst them, I really don’t understand why we have to listen to them at all. I do like the “men praying to you” retort. I wonder what her response to that would be. The plus side is that the image of mommy getting her pussy licked would probably mean she wouldn’t talk to you for quite a while ... LOL It would only require a little bit of therapy, for the rest of her life, right?
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If your spawn doesn't know what they wear, how can she tell you you look like a priest? You could have done a 'Judus Priest' air mic in hand, shouting out; "Breaking The Law....Breaking The Law"..... That would shut her up
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She's lucky here mom is an angel!! She wont get my remark for sure
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Is the Spawn old enough to have worked at something other than a food-service or otherwise-casualish employment? If she’s never seen that there is, indeed, a whole other working world out there ... It’s funny how Gen Y and Z just don’t seem to get that theirs is not the only perspective. And considering how idiotic the expressions of “body art” (to be exceptionally charitable) have become amongst them, I really don’t understand why we have to listen to them at all. I do like the “men praying to you” retort. I wonder what her response to that would be. The plus side is that the image of mommy getting her pussy licked would probably mean she wouldn’t talk to you for quite a while ... LOL It would only require a little bit of therapy, for the rest of her life, right? -- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there .. Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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If your spawn doesn't know what they wear, how can she tell you you look like a priest? You could have done a 'Judus Priest' air mic in hand, shouting out; "Breaking The Law....Breaking The Law"..... That would shut her up
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She's lucky here mom is an angel!! She wont get my remark for sure (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Get her two books. Dress for Success, and; Gloria Vanderbilt book of Etiquette (not the Amy republish) Although, some young women enjoy picky out the slob who works at a gas station and cheats on his woman all day long because they too are equally sloppy and care not about how they present themselves in public.... Not to change the subject but. . ., lets talk about how you present yourself in private How I present myself in private? Scantily clad with bedroom eyes.
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I never take style advice from a generation whose fashion revolves around hoodies.
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Tell her if she doesnae shut it you'll make her dress like an altar boy! Or threaten her with having to attend mass every saturday and sunday to what priests really look like! She's a wee scallywag, just as well her mum is the bees knees!
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I did tell he she was going to need to have God on her side because I told her to take out the trash this morning and it was still sitting in the kitchen. LOL
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Get her two books. Dress for Success, and; Gloria Vanderbilt book of Etiquette (not the Amy republish) Although, some young women enjoy picky out the slob who works at a gas station and cheats on his woman all day long because they too are equally sloppy and care not about how they present themselves in public.... Not to change the subject but. . ., lets talk about how you present yourself in private
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I never take style advice from a generation whose fashion revolves around hoodies.
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Tell her if she doesnae shut it you'll make her dress like an altar boy! Or threaten her with having to attend mass every saturday and sunday to what priests really look like! She's a wee scallywag, just as well her mum is the bees knees!
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Looking like 'something', is better than looking like 'nothing'... even if it's a priest. At least you're looking. ❗😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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