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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Who's that knocking at me door??  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
9/9/2020 5:07 pm
Who's that knocking at me door??

Good God, people.....

I go from Office Girl to Bag Lady in 30 seconds flat once I'm home. Goodbye slacks, hello gross, old sweats! That blouse I got compliments on all day?? It's on the FLOOR now and I'm rocking an old faded t-shirt.

Hair up... Makeup off... Black charcoal exfoliating mask all over my face....

"Mom, someone's knocking."

"Oh my God, really?? Look through the peep hole."

"I don't see anyone."

"Good, maybe they're gone."

I was putting the finishing touches on around my jawline when I heard knocking, once again.

"Oh my fucking God! Who in the hell is knocking at the door??"

I was whisper yelling down the hallway at the Spawn as she peeked through the peephole.

"It's the guy across the hall."

"Oh my God. I'm hiding in the bathroom, open the door and ask him what he wants."

Turns out, he just wanted to embarrass the hell out of me.

"Is your mom home? I want to ask her about her wifi."

"She's in the bathroom."

Ugh... He probably thinks I'm pooping.

"She doesn't want to come out because she has black stuff on her face and her sweatpants make her look like a hobo."

Yah, this was way worse than pooping.

"Well, I was wondering if maybe you guys wanted to go half and half on the internet, it's just too expensive. Have her get a hold of me."

Thankfully he left and I haven't heard from him. Not just because I look like a hobo, but, because I don't want to tell him Hell No I'm not going to share my internet. He'd probably pay for half the first month and then be a free loader.

I think I'll pass...

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/25/2020 4:15 pm
    Quoting lunchandconvo:
    i wear dresses as nightgowns. like this one now is a sundress. but the airpits are cut too low and show my bra. in a pinch i throw something over it if i want to go in public.

    i had this neighbor who ended up being a psycho who couldn't decide what he wanted - friends only, friends with benefits, or room mates. we lived in a one bedroom apt. he lived across the hall. and i knew his kids came to visit. he had musical equipment. i had no idea how all that was going to fit in my place for the sake of lowering the rent. then one day while thankfully he didn't now i was out of town he starts non-stop sexting me for immediate sex. in the middle of what should have been a work day afternoon. it actually frightened me because then he claims to have mafia ties to take care of my ex. i called the local police. i was so relieved when i saw the eviction notice on his door...
Yikes!! I would have been glad to see that too!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/25/2020 4:14 pm
    Quoting pocogato12:
    Just letting you know your posts are missed!!!
Oh, well thank you! I so appreciate you guys!


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
9/19/2020 1:11 pm

 Just letting you know your posts are missed!!!
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lunchandconvo 53F  
4034 posts
9/12/2020 9:53 pm

 i wear dresses as nightgowns. like this one now is a sundress. but the airpits are cut too low and show my bra. in a pinch i throw something over it if i want to go in public.

i had this neighbor who ended up being a psycho who couldn't decide what he wanted - friends only, friends with benefits, or room mates. we lived in a one bedroom apt. he lived across the hall. and i knew his kids came to visit. he had musical equipment. i had no idea how all that was going to fit in my place for the sake of lowering the rent. then one day while thankfully he didn't now i was out of town he starts non-stop sexting me for immediate sex. in the middle of what should have been a work day afternoon. it actually frightened me because then he claims to have mafia ties to take care of my ex. i called the local police. i was so relieved when i saw the eviction notice on his door...


Stenisia 61M  
21 posts
9/11/2020 4:42 am

 He probably knows your in your sweats and t-shirt and that look can be very sexy


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
9/10/2020 3:58 pm

 Which half? Did he want the wi or the fi


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/10/2020 3:06 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Oh dearie me McLade, I now have a lovely image of you wi' coal muck all over yer face, yer hobo breeks at yer ankles, sittin' on the throne takin' a dump.......thanks for that!!

    That request seems a bit premature though? Unless he's offering to be the provider, and you pay him? But nah, surely ye'd never do that unless you really know the person and trust them?
Yikes.... I don't even want to see that mental image of me. LOL I doubt his plans were to be the provider, even then, I wouldn't take him up on it.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/10/2020 3:04 pm
    Quoting  :
Hey Chica! How are you feeling??


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
9/10/2020 1:28 am

Oh dearie me McLade, I now have a lovely image of you wi' coal muck all over yer face, yer hobo breeks at yer ankles, sittin' on the throne takin' a dump.......thanks for that!!

That request seems a bit premature though? Unless he's offering to be the provider, and you pay him? But nah, surely ye'd never do that unless you really know the person and trust them?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/9/2020 11:39 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Maybe he was wanting to commonly share some property so he could claim y'all are common law married and then claim you as a dependent on his taxes..... or, what you said. My mind get's carried away sometimes. Ok ok, I have trust issues.
oh, believe me. I have trust issues too. He's a seedy character that I really don't like....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/9/2020 11:37 pm
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Is that like a thing...asking someone you don't know to share utility expenses? lol
    Who the hell does that?
It is not a thing.... Nobody does that but losers. In a million years I wouldn't ask someone else if I could skim off their internet. That's like saying "hey, can I plug my extension cord in over there? We can share electricity."


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/9/2020 11:35 pm
    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    You did the right thing, keep it that way. you will be a lot more content with out the added hassle!!,, Have a good day, stay safe!!
Who knows what the heck he would be doing with it.... That was another thing that crossed my mind. You're right, I don't need that hassle.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/9/2020 11:32 pm
    Quoting  :
I never thought about it, but you're probably right... He probably is on here.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/9/2020 11:31 pm
    Quoting  :
Oh, I totally, 100% agree! This is actually the second time he's done this. The first time was months ago when he first moved in and I wasn't home, he had talked to my middle son. I never got back with him then, either.... You'd think he'd take that as a no.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/9/2020 11:28 pm
    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    So instead of a cup of sugar it’s WiFi? Good lord I feel so old.
Oh my, that's so funny, thought just brought up a very old memory! When I was 18, and had my very first apartment, the friend to a guy who lived in the apartment across the hall from me had done the sugar thing.... He had a bowl of cereal in his hand, knocking on my door.


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
9/9/2020 9:43 pm

 So instead of a cup of sugar it’s WiFi? Good lord I feel so old.
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lonlyforlove2 81M  
32704 posts
9/9/2020 6:48 pm

 You did the right thing, keep it that way. you will be a lot more content with out the added hassle!!,, Have a good day, stay safe!!
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pagancountrygirl 66F
Ask me for a photo
6466 posts
9/9/2020 6:21 pm

 Is that like a thing...asking someone you don't know to share utility expenses? lol
Who the hell does that?
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


mc_justmc 63M

9/9/2020 5:41 pm

 Maybe he was wanting to commonly share some property so he could claim y'all are common law married and then claim you as a dependent on his taxes..... or, what you said. My mind get's carried away sometimes. Ok ok, I have trust issues.


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