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Out of the mouths of others...
Out of the mouths of others... Downstairs Neighbor - Somebody stole my fucking lighter out of my truck! I can't fucking believe it! I need to start locking that thing up! That lighter was $1.49! What is going on??? (talk-yelling to mother on phone) Spawn - Do you mind? The only thing I've heard for the last 5 minutes is you crunching. Eat your ice elsewhere.... (dirty looks shot my way) Random Gym Guy - Oh yah.... that's it.... you got this.... you're a bad ass.... (watching own reflection in mirror) Work BFF - I hope you know I was only joking in the 2 o'clock meeting. You know I wasn't serious.... I really appreciate everything you do. (that's a funny way of showing it) Middle - Mom! Do you want to wear my headphones? You can wear them on the treadmill. (some days, the only person on earth who loves me. And he's leaving.) Me - I think I give up. (exasperated) The 60 Year Old Cindy Lou Who at Work - Don't look so sad, Hunny Bunny. I hate it when you look so sad. (I was leaving work. She and her sister are quite literally the sweetest people on earth.) Pete and Repeat - I'm locked out. The damn computer won't take my password again. (third time this week) IT Support Guy - Didn't I talk to you on Wednesday? Are you a Gemini by any chance? (No, and no) Old Lady on the Kitchen Floor in the TV commercial - I've fallen... And I can't get up. (that one just made me laugh) Happy Thursday! |
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Been a short time ago, I remember talking with my daughter ; She let out a huge sneeze !! 6 year old Son/Grandson suddenly popped up and said, " Oh no , mom , that was a covid sneeze" !!
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Always knew you'd be a good listener McLade! Funniest think I've heard in ages was the sweet wee old lady in front of me in the queue at the shop farting. By god it was a stinker, but I near peed myself laughing. See! I'm a good listener too!!
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It's amazing what customers feel the need to share with retail workers. I've heard about emotional problems, sex lives, haunted houses, questionable rashes.... LOL Just yesterday I was doing a store tour with new employees and a lady asked me where the post its were. Now, you would think the moment I showed her where they were it would end the conversation, but it did not. I then went on to hear all about her inability to control her children and how her ex wanted to take them away and she was going to utilize a post it system to get her life back together. Um.... Yah.
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i wish i could be drunk at 10am. i can count on one hand how many drinks i've had to get me through this quarantine of self-isolation and loathing - UGH!! my sisters drink every day. every. day. idk how they do it.
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It's been a fun week all right.
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Have a good daay, looks like it stared OK!!!! Be safe, be well
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Funniest thing I heard was when I was taking out the trash one morning: Lynda de la Mooch: Will y'all stop fighting, it's Thanksgiving!!!! Her Mom: Well, it's 10am in the morning and your Father is drunk!!!
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Been a short time ago, I remember talking with my daughter ; She let out a huge sneeze !! 6 year old Son/Grandson suddenly popped up and said, " Oh no , mom , that was a covid sneeze" !!
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Always knew you'd be a good listener McLade! Funniest think I've heard in ages was the sweet wee old lady in front of me in the queue at the shop farting. By god it was a stinker, but I near peed myself laughing. See! I'm a good listener too!!
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That's a conversation I've had with myself and others many times!
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Funniest thing I heard was when I was taking out the trash one morning: Lynda de la Mooch: Will y'all stop fighting, it's Thanksgiving!!!! Her Mom: Well, it's 10am in the morning and your Father is drunk!!!
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It's been a fun week all right. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Have a good daay, looks like it stared OK!!!! Be safe, be well Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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8/6/2020 6:40 pm |
Funniest thing I heard was when I was taking out the trash one morning: Lynda de la Mooch: Will y'all stop fighting, it's Thanksgiving!!!! Her Mom: Well, it's 10am in the morning and your Father is drunk!!!
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