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How was my Monday?
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How was my Monday? Let's just say... The best part of day was getting teeth cleaned at the dentist. Aggressive flossing?? No sweat!! Pokey thing picking gum line?? Piece of cake!! Trying to hold a conversation with dental implements, hands, and water squirting everywhere?? Living the dream!! Who could have thought THAT would be the best part of day.... So, I managed to get hair sucked up into the seat belt thing when I got to work today. And, I'm not just talking a little.... I had to call a coworker to come out to car with a pair of scissors just to free myself. I've been saying I want to get a hair cut a while.... I just didn't know I'd be doing it in the parking lot at work. I ended up getting the rest of hair cut after the dentist, the only problem was the girl who normally cuts hair wasn't available. We get comfortable when we have one person who knows our hair, and knows what we like. So, when I say things like..... I like bangs to be above glasses, the regular girl keeps in mind that I have curly hair and has a tendency to up a little when it's dry, whether I flat iron it or not. New girl didn't realize this and I now have a Friar Tuck going on. I have shoulder length hair with Friar Tuck bangs.... I belong in a meme somewhere about the People of Walmart. The only thing missing is a pair of pajama pants that are 5 sizes too small and a motorized shopping cart. I read a funny post earlier today that went something like this... With luck, if I were reincarnated, I would be reincarnated as myself. After today.... Yah. |
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thanks for sharing sorry, I hear, but I hate these things the most in life: funerals doctor's office dentist's office I quit going to funerals, so now I just have two things that I hate in life ever since I watched the Steve Martin in "Little Shop of Horrors" and "The Marathon Man", there is nothing worse than that just sayin' but, I've never gotten my hair caught in a seat belt I do like women with long hair and, now the unseeing of Friar Tuck, LoL could have been worse, you could've been driving to a meet and greet now, that would be funny hmm reminded me of this Alan Menken - "Dentist!" When I was young and just a bad little kid My momma noticed funny things I did Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun I'd poison guppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussy cat and bash its head That's when my momma said What did she say? She said "My boy, I think someday You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay" You'll be a dentist (Be a dentist) You have a talent for causing things pain (Pain) Son, be a dentist (Son, be a dentist) People will pay you to be inhumane (Humane) Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist you'll be a success Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
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thanks for sharing sorry, I hear, but I hate these things the most in life: funerals doctor's office dentist's office I quit going to funerals, so now I just have two things that I hate in life ever since I watched the Steve Martin in "Little Shop of Horrors" and "The Marathon Man", there is nothing worse than that just sayin' but, I've never gotten my hair caught in a seat belt I do like women with long hair and, now the unseeing of Friar Tuck, LoL could have been worse, you could've been driving to a meet and greet now, that would be funny hmm reminded me of this Alan Menken - "Dentist!" When I was young and just a bad little kid My momma noticed funny things I did Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun I'd poison guppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussy cat and bash its head That's when my momma said What did she say? She said "My boy, I think someday You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay" You'll be a dentist (Be a dentist) You have a talent for causing things pain (Pain) Son, be a dentist (Son, be a dentist) People will pay you to be inhumane (Humane) Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist you'll be a success Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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The mic 🎙️? 🤔 I've played drums and sang in bands since I was a teen. It's on my phone app and I was bored. 😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I used to have very long hair and one time when I was going into a store, the wind blew a bunch of my hair around just as I was opening the door. Part of my hair got wrapped around the door lock. I was stuck standing there, leaning to one side and trying to get it all untangled and loose. At least no scissors were involved! I was also glad no one else was trying to go in or out at the time.
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Edna Mode was cool as shit!!
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i used to have hair... then I found out that I didn't... and I deleted all the fucking 'hangers on'... Ya read a funny blog here? 🤔 So... ya gonna carry a pair of scissors ✂? 🍷🍷❗😎
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i used to have hair... then I found out that I didn't... and I deleted all the fucking 'hangers on'... Ya read a funny blog here? 🤔 So... ya gonna carry a pair of scissors ✂? 🍷🍷❗😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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 Edna!!!!! Sounds like a mullet.
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Edna Mode was cool as shit!!
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I used to have very long hair and one time when I was going into a store, the wind blew a bunch of my hair around just as I was opening the door. Part of my hair got wrapped around the door lock. I was stuck standing there, leaning to one side and trying to get it all untangled and loose. At least no scissors were involved! I was also glad no one else was trying to go in or out at the time. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Edna!!!!! Sounds like a mullet.
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Did the dentist have a little plaque on his door? 
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Oh my.... Ha ha ha ha! Hettie is WAY worse!! I have hope! It's going to be a cute style once I have regular bangs again, I have faith.
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maybe...Linda Hunt??? lol...oh sorry...i didn't mean that...
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maybe...Linda Hunt??? lol...oh sorry...i didn't mean that...
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Did the dentist have a little plaque on his door? 
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Oh crap, it's worse than I thought.... Daughter - You look like Edna. Me - Who?? Daughter - You know, Edna Mode from the Incredibles. Me - Just shoot me....
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