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Wednesday Weirdness
Wednesday Weirdness When I saw the giant spider floating spread eagle around my feet in the shower water this morning, it knew it was going to be a day I'd like to possibly forget. Well, at least parts of it..... After spending the rest of the shower perched on the bathtub sides getting soap in my eyes and a crick in my neck, I decided to relocate the spider outside and hope for the best. If only the spider hadn't disappeared in the time it took for me to dry off and grab a container to relocate him with..... I may never sleep again. The morning only got stranger from there. As part of my job I work closely with applicants and new hires, some are more friendly than others. I was unprepared for the close talking, widowed man that told me I had "very pretty glasses". I've received a few compliments in my day... But never for me glasses. He went on to tell me in detail about every color of eye-wear he ever sported and how his wife, who happened to be 20 years younger than him, died. I'm feeling a little concerned as this man will potentially be my coworker and it was very obvious he was showing interest in me. (As pointed out by the vendor who happened to be standing outside my office during the exchange.) Speaking of the vendor.... After nearly 2 1/2 years of employment with my currently company, this vendor chose today to introduce himself to me and tell me he's "seen me around the place" a bunch. Really??? I've literally seen this guy 2 or 3 times a week for the entire length of my employment and today he decides to come into my office, read my name badge, and introduce himself. I think I'll just chalk it all up to.... Wednesday weirdness. |
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You could flushed spider down the drain. Not nice I know and if their outside I leave them be. Inside my house I declare war some get put outside. I have received compliments in my glasses, I thought it was a nice comp.compliment
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i had a huge roach in my bathroom the other night...and i could not find a bug spray...so i got to use the room freshener on him, but he ended up running in my son's bedroom, and i did not really turn the light on or wake him up, i just let it be... next morning, he said, he found a dead roach under his desk...ewww...i hate roaches...but i am ok with spiders...as spider would kill roaches...maybe??? lol...yah....nice glasses???? damn...is this a new pick up line or something??? i thought "nice shoes, wanna fuck???" or he just become sooo old and out of the loop, he forgot how to jump in the dating scene or something??? not to mention, what the fuck was he doing, his wife who passed was 20 years younger??? is that the way he caught her, too??? lol.....i dunno...
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ok, so if you hear your door bell ring, and you open the door, and don't see anyone, run fast, that's spider is messin' with you just sayin' reminded me of this The Rolling Stones - "The Spider and the Fly" Sittin', drinkin', sinkin', drinkin' Wonderin' what I'd do when I'm through tonight Smokin', mopin', maybe just hopin' Some little girl will pass on by Don't wanna be alone but I love my girl at home I remember what she said (what she said) She said, "my, my, my, don't tell lies, Keep fidelity in your head My my my, don't tell lies, When you're done you should go to bed Don't say hi, like a spider to a fly Jump right ahead and you're dead" True story. A few minutes ago I had someone knocking at my door. Wrong apartment.... Too bad I hadn't read this first. I would have been like, Spider!
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If you didn't find one or two of his legs you shouldn't have anything to worry about.The last thing you need is a spider who has to put up with all the teasing and name calling spiders are known to do. A sixnid in the shower aren't there for their hygiene. You could try that story about your concern for his safety and relocation.You're lucky you won't have to!
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Yikes! I can only imagine with a cat.... they like to share their trophys.
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Hmmm... That whole spider thingy? No! 😮 Things are heating up. Nice specs! 👍 😊 🔥
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I'd be worried about that spider. If he's bad ass enough to get himself out of the tub there may not be much he can't do.
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Laughs..well you should have just squished the dam spider..I would have. btw..If those are your eyes behind those glasses you really have pretty eyes
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i had a huge roach in my bathroom the other night...and i could not find a bug spray...so i got to use the room freshener on him, but he ended up running in my son's bedroom, and i did not really turn the light on or wake him up, i just let it be... next morning, he said, he found a dead roach under his desk...ewww...i hate roaches...but i am ok with spiders...as spider would kill roaches...maybe??? lol...yah....nice glasses???? damn...is this a new pick up line or something??? i thought "nice shoes, wanna fuck???" or he just become sooo old and out of the loop, he forgot how to jump in the dating scene or something??? not to mention, what the fuck was he doing, his wife who passed was 20 years younger??? is that the way he caught her, too??? lol.....i dunno...
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ok, so if you hear your door bell ring, and you open the door, and don't see anyone, run fast, that's spider is messin' with you just sayin' reminded me of this The Rolling Stones - "The Spider and the Fly" Sittin', drinkin', sinkin', drinkin' Wonderin' what I'd do when I'm through tonight Smokin', mopin', maybe just hopin' Some little girl will pass on by Don't wanna be alone but I love my girl at home I remember what she said (what she said) She said, "my, my, my, don't tell lies, Keep fidelity in your head My my my, don't tell lies, When you're done you should go to bed Don't say hi, like a spider to a fly Jump right ahead and you're dead" To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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If you didn't find one or two of his legs you shouldn't have anything to worry about.The last thing you need is a spider who has to put up with all the teasing and name calling spiders are known to do. A sixnid in the shower aren't there for their hygiene. You could try that story about your concern for his safety and relocation.You're lucky you won't have to! Using more than all the road!
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Hmmm... That whole spider thingy? No! 😮 Things are heating up. Nice specs! 👍 😊 🔥 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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11/20/2019 5:38 pm |
I'd be worried about that spider. If he's bad ass enough to get himself out of the tub there may not be much he can't do.
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Laughs..well you should have just squished the dam spider..I would have. btw..If those are your eyes behind those glasses you really have pretty eyes
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Thought I'd share a glimpse today... Be kind.
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