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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Wednesday Weirdness  

secret_lade 49F
14391 posts
11/20/2019 3:10 pm
Wednesday Weirdness
When I saw the giant spider floating spread eagle around my feet in the shower water this morning, it knew it was going to be a day I'd like to possibly forget.

Well, at least parts of it.....

After spending the rest of the shower perched on the bathtub sides getting soap in my eyes and a crick in my neck, I decided to relocate the spider outside and hope for the best.

If only the spider hadn't disappeared in the time it took for me to dry off and grab a container to relocate him with.....

I may never sleep again.

The morning only got stranger from there.

As part of my job I work closely with applicants and new hires, some are more friendly than others. I was unprepared for the close talking, widowed man that told me I had "very pretty glasses".



I've received a few compliments in my day... But never for me glasses. He went on to tell me in detail about every color of eye-wear he ever sported and how his wife, who happened to be 20 years younger than him, died. I'm feeling a little concerned as this man will potentially be my coworker and it was very obvious he was showing interest in me. (As pointed out by the vendor who happened to be standing outside my office during the exchange.)

Speaking of the vendor....

After nearly 2 1/2 years of employment with my currently company, this vendor chose today to introduce himself to me and tell me he's "seen me around the place" a bunch.

Really???

I've literally seen this guy 2 or 3 times a week for the entire length of my employment and today he decides to come into my office, read my name badge, and introduce himself.

I think I'll just chalk it all up to.... Wednesday weirdness.

1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
11/22/2019 3:39 pm

 You could flushed spider down the drain. Not nice I know and if their outside I leave them be. Inside my house I declare war some get put outside. I have received compliments in my glasses, I thought it was a nice comp.compliment


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/20/2019 10:30 pm
    Quoting japaneseass:
    i had a huge roach in my bathroom the other night...and i could not find a bug spray...so i got to use the room freshener on him, but he ended up running in my son's bedroom, and i did not really turn the light on or wake him up, i just let it be...

    next morning, he said, he found a dead roach under his desk...ewww...i hate roaches...but i am ok with spiders...as spider would kill roaches...maybe???

    lol...yah....nice glasses???? damn...is this a new pick up line or something??? i thought "nice shoes, wanna fuck???" or he just become sooo old and out of the loop, he forgot how to jump in the dating scene or something??? not to mention, what the fuck was he doing, his wife who passed was 20 years younger??? is that the way he caught her, too??? lol.....i dunno...
He was a creepy old guy, older than my parents. My first thought was, he must have had money to land someone that much younger. It was a really uncomfortable moment for me, actually. As for the roach.... Ew. I'm glad I'm not in a warm climate where those are prevalent.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/20/2019 10:23 pm
    Quoting easy_going2014:
    ok, so if you hear your door bell ring, and you open the door, and don't see anyone, run fast, that's spider is messin' with you

    just sayin'

    reminded me of this

    The Rolling Stones - "The Spider and the Fly"

    Sittin', drinkin', sinkin', drinkin'
    Wonderin' what I'd do when I'm through tonight
    Smokin', mopin', maybe just hopin'
    Some little girl will pass on by
    Don't wanna be alone but I love my girl at home
    I remember what she said (what she said)
    She said, "my, my, my, don't tell lies,
    Keep fidelity in your head
    My my my, don't tell lies,
    When you're done you should go to bed
    Don't say hi, like a spider to a fly
    Jump right ahead and you're dead"
I love the Stones....

True story. A few minutes ago I had someone knocking at my door. Wrong apartment.... Too bad I hadn't read this first. I would have been like, Spider!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/20/2019 10:09 pm
    Quoting s2ndegree:
    If you didn't find one or two of his legs you shouldn't have anything to
    worry about.The last thing you need is a spider who has to put up with
    all the teasing and name calling spiders are known to do.

    A sixnid in the shower aren't there for their hygiene.
    You could try that story about your concern for his safety
    and relocation.You're lucky you won't have to!
I'm pretty sure we aren't dealing with a handi-capable spider. He knew what he was doing....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/20/2019 10:06 pm
    Quoting  :
Yikes! I can only imagine with a cat.... they like to share their trophys.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/20/2019 10:05 pm
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Hmmm... That whole spider thingy? No! 😮
    Things are heating up.
    Nice specs! 👍 😊 🔥
Spider thingy still freaks me out. I pulled my blankets back and checked my ceiling before I got into bed tonight. It's times like these I wish I had a spider killer.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/20/2019 10:00 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I'd be worried about that spider. If he's bad ass enough to get himself out of the tub there may not be much he can't do.
Tell my about it! It's the Chuck Norris of spiders!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/20/2019 9:59 pm
    Quoting yourbodyguard_2:
    Laughs..well you should have just squished the dam spider..I would have.
    btw..If those are your eyes behind those glasses you really have pretty eyes
I wasn't thinking at the moment. All I could see in my minds eye was the spider climbing onto my leg while I finished rinsing my hair. It was traumatic.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
11/20/2019 7:54 pm

 i had a huge roach in my bathroom the other night...and i could not find a bug spray...so i got to use the room freshener on him, but he ended up running in my son's bedroom, and i did not really turn the light on or wake him up, i just let it be...

next morning, he said, he found a dead roach under his desk...ewww...i hate roaches...but i am ok with spiders...as spider would kill roaches...maybe???

lol...yah....nice glasses???? damn...is this a new pick up line or something??? i thought "nice shoes, wanna fuck???" or he just become sooo old and out of the loop, he forgot how to jump in the dating scene or something??? not to mention, what the fuck was he doing, his wife who passed was 20 years younger??? is that the way he caught her, too??? lol.....i dunno...


easy_going2014 57M
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14366 posts
11/20/2019 7:37 pm

 ok, so if you hear your door bell ring, and you open the door, and don't see anyone, run fast, that's spider is messin' with you

just sayin'

reminded me of this

The Rolling Stones - "The Spider and the Fly"

Sittin', drinkin', sinkin', drinkin'
Wonderin' what I'd do when I'm through tonight
Smokin', mopin', maybe just hopin'
Some little girl will pass on by
Don't wanna be alone but I love my girl at home
I remember what she said (what she said)
She said, "my, my, my, don't tell lies,
Keep fidelity in your head
My my my, don't tell lies,
When you're done you should go to bed
Don't say hi, like a spider to a fly
Jump right ahead and you're dead"
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Good luck!!!


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
11/20/2019 7:26 pm

 If you didn't find one or two of his legs you shouldn't have anything to
worry about.The last thing you need is a spider who has to put up with
all the teasing and name calling spiders are known to do.

A sixnid in the shower aren't there for their hygiene.
You could try that story about your concern for his safety
and relocation.You're lucky you won't have to!
Using more than all the road!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/20/2019 5:52 pm

 Hmmm... That whole spider thingy? No! 😮
Things are heating up.
Nice specs! 👍 😊 🔥


mc_justmc 63M

11/20/2019 5:38 pm

 I'd be worried about that spider. If he's bad ass enough to get himself out of the tub there may not be much he can't do.


yourbodyguard_2 59M
60 posts
11/20/2019 5:29 pm

 Laughs..well you should have just squished the dam spider..I would have.
btw..If those are your eyes behind those glasses you really have pretty eyes


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/20/2019 4:36 pm

 Thought I'd share a glimpse today... Be kind.


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