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Guts or BALLS?
Guts or BALLS? We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death. |
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balls are not tough at all grow a vagina that thing can take a beating What DragonLady said . . . truth - smile . . . I have the impression that there's a Betty White poster floating around the internet with this same quotation. Either way, it's well-said.
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I like going to the store before i come home and spray a sample of womans perfume on my collar tell her she is next it gets her horny thinking I was with some one else , we skip dinner and go right to the dessert.
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2/16/2017 5:08 pm |
The definition of guts made me laugh out loud. Thank you for sharing.
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I literally LOL'ed while enjoying this little read. Thankfully, I had the good sense to not be sipping my coffee while digging through the difference between guts and balls...awesome post!
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