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A couple of non PC jokes I won't be telling my grandkids.
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A couple of non PC jokes I won't be telling my grandkids. Sorry I've been out of it, I broke a couple of ribs and Dr gave strong pain killers( sent me too sleep) of them now, trying too make up, so, chatting to a guy at the bus stop, another guy walks past and says "Hi Donkey", "donkey"? says I "why"? he replies "I..I..I don't know, he aw..he aw.. he aways calls me ". 3 high school seniors decided to visit a brothel, the first went in with $20 when he came out the others asked "what was it like"? he replied "good she gave me a hand job". The 2nd went in with $50 and when he came out they asked the same question, he said "it was great she sprayed me with whipped cream and put a cherry on top, then ate it all off". the 3rd went in with$100 and when he came out they asked the same question, he said "It was terrible", "how"! "first she put 3 pineapple rings on me then sprayed whipped cream all over it, added chocolate sprinkles, and then a cherry on top, IT LOOKED SO GOOD I ATE IT MYSELF". Finally, 3 women were chatting over coffee, one asked "If your man was a drink what would he be"? The first said " I'd call him Whisky, he always makes me frisky". The 2nd said "I'll call him Brandy, he all makes me randy". The 3rd said " I'll call him Cointreau". "Why"? The others asked "Ain't that some kind of fancy liquor" "yep" she said "That's my man". 
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Hilarious!!!!   WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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good jokes
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These are both terrific- thanks for sharing (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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