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Lady Parts – Chek, Auto Parts – Chek, But No Spel Chek  

redrockrascal 65M
8438 posts
2/22/2021 4:05 pm
Lady Parts – Chek, Auto Parts – Chek, But No Spel Chek


If you’ve read enough of my posts you know I’m a “car guy”. As a car guy I have several projects and search through the online List Craig provides for various parts. Today I looked and saw a potential part for my 1955 Ford project. The ad was fairly typical in that it was poorly written. But what I found was not your typical car part story. So I figured I would share it where it may be more apropos.

A brief summation could be. A man doesn’t know precisely what he has. But a guy with a clitoris never pa.id him.

Tell ya what why don’t I just let you read it and decipher it for yourselves. Here is the wording of the ad directly from the ’s orifice.





When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/24/2021 3:50 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I'd say more of an ass than a horse
Yeah probably so

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/24/2021 3:49 pm

    Quoting Evocules:
    Wow! Somewhat entertaining, but simultaneously rather cryptic. Did he mean critical? Hard to say!
I believe he meant to say collateral, but yeah entertaining and cryptic

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
2/24/2021 8:57 am

I'd say more of an ass than a horse


Evocules 55M
1288 posts
2/24/2021 12:31 am

Wow! Somewhat entertaining, but simultaneously rather cryptic. Did he mean critical? Hard to say!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/23/2021 2:17 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    That is just crazy, and doesn't make sense to me either.. It truly amazes me the things they list on CL...I hope you enjoy a terrific Tuesday Red..
CL can be a very odd place indeed

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/23/2021 2:16 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Is that some kinda weird body modification there McScally?? Parts of a Mustang attached to yer knob, apparently helps stimulate a better orgasm!

    ( Ooohhh, I feel another blog post coming on........... )
Yes, it is an elective surgery with only collateral damage

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/23/2021 2:15 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I want to know where I can get a loan for just a little clitoral!
Bob's Auto Parts Cottonwood AZ

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/23/2021 2:14 pm

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I think he needs a dictionary for the big words, LOL.
I kinda doubt he knows what a dictionary is

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/23/2021 2:13 pm

    Quoting Lindaannbound2:
    sounds like this guy fucked his headers and he's looking for another John to pimp his headers to??????
Yes, he was giving it the "personal touch"

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/23/2021 2:12 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Did he mention they were shipping from Uganda?
Yeah, he said he would overnight it

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/23/2021 12:50 pm

That is just crazy, and doesn't make sense to me either.. It truly amazes me the things they list on CL...I hope you enjoy a terrific Tuesday Red..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/23/2021 4:27 am



Is that some kinda weird body modification there McScally?? Parts of a Mustang attached to yer knob, apparently helps stimulate a better orgasm!

( Ooohhh, I feel another blog post coming on........... )


MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
2/23/2021 3:41 am

Spell Check wouldn't throw anything up as it is a valid word. However a cursory read through would have done no harm.

Unless that is the word he thought was correct, in which case he needs to remind himself of the meanings of some words.

Small ads are a great source of inadvertent humour.

Baffies

Link to my blog: MyBaffies


superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
2/22/2021 9:11 pm

I want to know where I can get a loan for just a little clitoral!

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
2/22/2021 8:42 pm

I think he needs a dictionary for the big words, LOL.


Lindaannbound2 61T
3 posts
2/22/2021 6:55 pm

sounds like this guy fucked his headers and he's looking for another John to pimp his headers to??????

************Luv, Linda Ann***************
Check out My Heel Fetish Group
************* click link Stiletto Slave 3 ***********


mc_justmc 63M

2/22/2021 6:44 pm

Did he mention they were shipping from Uganda?


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/22/2021 4:06 pm

The bump and grind first response

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


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