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Men are like tires
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Men are like tires Men are like tires I went to the local tire shop today to buy a new set of tires. Mine were badly worn and one had a screw in it. They lasted more than 70,000 miles. I drove to California and to Canada a couple times on them. As the salesman is showing me the different size tires, different treads, and different widths, it occurred to me that Men are like tires. Men come in different heights, weights, and widths. Some last a night, some a month, some last for years. Tires come with different amounts of rubber. Men come sometimes without rubbers. ltk {=} 
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Also, like tires, some of us do better in slippery conditions than others. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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Too bad you can't just add air when they go flat. What am I saying?? A blowjob  will inflate them again.Woodrow J. Evers
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lol cute
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Both should have their balance checked from time to time.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Love it, and well said. Thank you
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Us older models also go round in circles pleasing women, are easily deflated and carry a spare around their gut.
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I was hoping you weren't going to say that they both need kicking to check their pressure from time to time lol. It's always a good idea to use the proper tool when checking inflation in each as well.
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Very true.
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and dont forget we are also like cars... sometimes we get you to where you want to go and you may even enjoy the ride but if its got tires or a penis at some point its going to cause you headaches and problems lol
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lol.... that's a nice analogy, but don't get tired of us... 
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I hope your men have more than the one screw your tires had in them. Give me a call next time you're ready to re-tire. 
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