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Christmas is for assholes
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Christmas is for assholes Christmas is for assholes Christmas is for assholes There is no greater truth than this Is not about helping fellow man and even Scrooge got it wrong is neither humbug nor celebration instead Christmas is for assholes the relatives you would prefer not to see the racist aunt and philandering uncle the cousin who went into insurance who slips a business card into your hand and there is the saliva sharing lip locker strategically positioned near the mistletoe as if a troll waiting beneath a bridge a type of fairy tale which does not end well for anyone who the slobber-er attacks the gifts you will receive from the assholes that you know will be insincere and have little thought perhaps collected from the reject section of the local discontinued bargain store a cheap mug to join the 20 you own inscribed upon "happy Xmas 2012" while your own bank account used for buying gifts you thought appropriate is much diminished and for near future you will subsist on leftovers and cup noodles and the assholes who arrive two hours late complain the food is dry upon the plate break your best glasses and then nap while you tidy up the debris in your place then after taking orders as if running Starbucks give them a coffee and biscuit for the road wishing Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and they respond with grunts and jeers And now in the back of your mind you think to move somewhere further away change your address and your name so these assholes cannot again play the game of celebrating Christmas by devouring every tiny bit of possible good cheer and leaving they will accidentally let out pets who will run towards the busy road and their cars reversing clip the mailbox sets wall and mailbox at an angle queer so you will recall their visit into New Year by mail falling out and grown sodden those assholes of the Christmas season who bring with them ingratitude smoker's halitosis and sleaze rather than frankincense gold and myrrh. Thoughts in sensual pleasure to erotic writing writ. Feel free to travel - click - to my blog: An exploration introduction |
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I agree in a way. The worse part of what you said is animals getting loose. Alsi bad for them is,some kinds like my guinea pig can't take loud noises. Will be just another day for me so he will not be scared. There is no biblical reason for Christmas far as I know. I say it as a Christian who does not practice. I believe it's ok but no need for gifts, parties trees etc. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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Yes, pretty true
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bah...humbug........ woop woop
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year I will be hiding in a cupboard consuming mince pies and beer until the time when it is announced all is done with false bonhomie and good cheer. Thoughts in sensual pleasure to erotic writing writ. Feel free to travel - click - to my blog: An exploration introduction
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