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Blogs > New2Midlo > Fun with a normal white guy...

Most Hysterical Thing Ever  

New2Midlo 54M
666 posts
7/5/2019 5:48 pm

Last Read:
7/6/2019 6:28 am
Most Hysterical Thing Ever
A friend of mine sent a link to my ex-wife's current little side venture. She's become a wedding officiant. Initially, I rolled my eyes, because since we were married, she has discovered she enjoys being the center of attention. Charities where she can be seen, but not actually do anything (according to her ) and so on.

If you recall from my previous posts, I was husband three and she's since married four. So, when I read the first sentence of her little 'about ', I literally spit my drink, laughing.

Weddings bring her so much joy, that she's had four of them!
New2Midlo 54M
1075 posts
7/5/2019 5:49 pm

 She's the gift that keeps on giving....


bitchkitty2017 71F

7/5/2019 6:04 pm

 lol might be a good idea to meet someone and get ,married again the ex might just give you a discount ...chuckle alot !


joewantssub 53M
38 posts
7/5/2019 7:17 pm

 A friend once asked if I missed my ex."many times" I said...the sights weren't zeroed properly on my rifle 😊


New2Midlo 54M
1075 posts
7/5/2019 7:19 pm

 Not sure why the picture vanished...the entry kind of depends on it...


AliOrbit 67F
624 posts
7/5/2019 7:41 pm

 Do you suppose any of her clients ask her about her own wedded bliss?


New2Midlo replies on 7/5/2019 7:59 pm:
One does wonder how her clients would feel, knowing their wedding was performed by someone who's been through four, herself.

This one's outlasted the others. Her first three had an average shelf life of about seven years. She's been with her current victim, I mean significant other, for just over ten.

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