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One lab accident away from becoming a supervillain  

cwazywabbit009 59M
1507 posts
6/19/2017 12:37 pm
One lab accident away from becoming a supervillain

In case some of you have been wondering, for the last few months I have been out experiencing life instead of writing about it, and rest assured, I have lots of material to write about this summer. I have been fortunate enough to have found a wonderfully amazing woman who actually wants to experience this life, and the adventures that go along with it, with me. She is also on the site and this has allowed me to witness, first hand, the dizzying array of, for lack of a better term, asshat messages women receive, and how clueless some, not all, “men” can be.



The following series of messages is from one source. As you can see when you read them, he sent 7 messages before a response was sent, and it was sent to see what reply would arrive, and he did not disappoint. After each message I’ll add my own “gem of wisdom” lol.



U a girl?
4/16/2017 10:36 pm
Way to break the ice, I’m sure all women like being asked if they are female ………



Got a face pic?
4/16/2017 10:36 pm
Better question would have been, do you have one you would like to share with me ………. Because sending face pics to total strangers is what all the cool are doing now.

Just saw u broadcasting and just saw a dude but then u showed up do its all good. I liked what I saw and would like to see more. I'm D---- btw. What's ur name?
4/16/2017 10:38 pm
Insert name in place of face pic into above response ….. something he has no trouble with

Just got a bit of u playing solo and I'd love to chat u up sometime! My cell is (***) ***-****. Any chance I could score ur name and number and possibly line up some sex?
4/16/2017 10:43 pm
People actually still say “score your number”? He's watching too many credit score commercials! And as to “lining up some sex” ……… probably won’t be with you Smooth Operator …….

How goes ur NoStrings experience? Any chance I could have sex with u sometime?
4/19/2017 7:57 am
You almost have to give him credit for persistence ……. Or he is 10 second Tom from 50 First Dates ….. I’m going with the latter here.



Would u be interested in coming over to my place for some hot sex?
4/19/2017 8:03 am
Assuming he has the heat turned way up as that would probably be the only way the sex would be hot …….

Any luck finding what ur looking for?
4/19/2017 7:34 pm
Pretty sure she has found what she ISN”T looking for



And the response sent to the first set of messages:
I'll answer your messages in order
Yes, and it's kind of insulting you ask that
Yes I do
I don't give my name out to strangers
No, you can't "score" my name and #, and "line up some sex"?????
Snowballs chance in where??
Yes, going to a total stranger's house sounds like fun!! .....
Yes I have.
4/19/2017 8:20 pm

Thanks for the reply but not the reply I was hoping for. So no name and no number and no sex and no coming to my place? How about ur schedule? What's ur schedule like?
4/19/2017 10:19 pm
How many no’s does it take for this guy??



Not sure if u were being "sarcastic" when u said going to a strangers house could be fun. But yeah I'm pretty fun. Wanna chat sometime and see if we can work something out or u just looking to cam?
4/20/2017 12:15 am
Took him 2 more hours to wonder if it was sarcasm ……… we thought “snowballs chance in where” would have been a not so subtle clue ….. guess not …. should have aimed lower …… a lot lower. He also attached a pic of his bedroom ……….. I think they shoot really bad slasher movies there.



I see u viewed my profile. Wanna chat sometime?
5/8/2017 8:29 pm
Damn NoStrings and their random profile views.



A reply
No I didn't, that was NoStrings generating profile views.
5/8/2017 8:35 pm

Ah. How goes things in ur world?
5/8/2017 10:30 pm
What colour is the sky in yours??

I like ur pics and have watched u on cam a few times. Any chance I could have sex with u this weekend at my place and perhaps have an adult beverage or two and just enjoy each other's company?
6/16/2017 8:57 am
An adult beverage or two??? What movies or TV show is this guy watching?? I will refer you back to the snowballs chance in where reply for this one.

Would u fuck my cock?
6/16/2017 5:06 pm
He says adult beverage and then comes out with this 6 hours later ……. must have had a few too many adult beverages ………

Car crash and have to look reply
Does that actually work???
6/16/2017 9:27 pm

I think u might be the first. U like my room? Wanna chat and see if we click?
6/16/2017 9:48 pm
He resends the pic of his room ….. further evidence that he is 10 second Tom ……. and does not have a clue.

Comedic interest
How many women have you had in that room?
6/16/2017 10:16 pm

Not sure, I haven't really counted. U interested or no? I'm pretty straightforward and just looking for drama free no strings attached sex. U game?
6/16/2017 10:19 pm
Might suggest he count the bodies in his backyard as guessing none of the women came back …. or were seen again!!

So what are u up to tonight? Who is the lucky guy or girl? When I saw u on cam last u were with a girl and I saw a Fit 4 Less gym back in the background. Do u go to that gym or was that bag belonging to ur lady friend? Would u care to work out with me sometime?
6/16/2017 10:26 pm
He notices a gym bag but fails to pick up any of the obvious hints in messages ……. amazing attention to detail!!!! …….

I would of coarse wear a condom even though I got myself fixed a few hrs ago cause I do play safe..
6/16/2017 10:49 pm
The reply says it all

Me
You got yourself fixed a few hours ago???? Wow, you must be impervious to pain!
6/17/2017 8:57 am

I meant to saw a few yrs ago..
6/17/2017 11:57 am
How do you make that mistake??!! You would think that would be forever etched in, what's left of, his brain.



U like Pina Colada's?
6/17/2017 1:23 pm
He attaches a pic …… straight out of left field.



Stay tuned for more as I am sure he isn’t done ……….even though he is so done.

Feel free to share any similar stories


Drop in and visit my blog sometime, but you'll probably regret it


NewBeginnings699 58M/54F  
103 posts
6/19/2017 3:19 pm

LOL...
We too have had some real 'Winners" contact us as well....and all with the same
S_ _t pump level of (or more aptly lack) of common sense or decency. We too were both singles here on NoStrings and met through here and the messages MrsNew received while single were sometimes just "out there" past left field....practically in the parking lot .... some of the messages we receive as a couple (especially when we do the occasional cam show-they have slowed down because our CMWB is now occupied ) have reached the same point of ludicrous as the example of the low end of the male of our species to which you have shared.... just proof why some animals eat their young...


cwazywabbit009 replies on 6/19/2017 3:40 pm:
If nothing else, it does provide a certain level of amusement lol

cwazywabbit009 59M
6313 posts
6/19/2017 3:39 pm

2 hours to delete all the pics, well played NoStrings

Drop in and visit my blog sometime, but you'll probably regret it


NewBeginnings699 58M/54F  
103 posts
6/19/2017 5:22 pm

Yes....it does make one go OMG....


cwazywabbit009 replies on 6/20/2017 4:39 am:
Among other things lol

Pepperstarr 52M/51F  
105 posts
6/20/2017 3:29 am

Just another reason not to cam, ever again


cwazywabbit009 replies on 6/20/2017 4:39 am:
Started before that sadly

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
6/20/2017 8:03 am

Good one hugs V

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


cwazywabbit009 replies on 6/20/2017 9:30 am:
The true stories are always the funniest ..... saddest ..... both? lol

cwazywabbit009 replies on 6/22/2017 2:40 pm:
and also sad one lol

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
6/20/2017 3:59 pm

well damn man............isn't that just the best news.

now keep the crazies away.......... and mazel tov.

love is in the air.........that makes me smile.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


cwazywabbit009 replies on 6/22/2017 2:40 pm:
It certainly surprised me as I wasn't looking but sometimes it just hits you

sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
6/21/2017 7:30 pm

Congratulations on finding someone to share this life with.
Great post on the trials and tribulations that women go through on here with the myriad of messages and comments. I continue to shake my head when I hear what others have to deal with.


cwazywabbit009 replies on 6/22/2017 2:41 pm:
It amazes me how perceptive some aren't lol

redhotfun4you2 61F  
1596 posts
7/3/2017 8:45 pm

LOL... loved the responses...


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