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Sollymon8's Top 10 list!!
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Sollymon8's Top 10 list!! So following my Top 10 list, my ever fave fb sollymon8 updated his profile with his Top 10 list too. Wow, I thought the ones I get were the shiznit. There is some seriously hilarious shit right there... It's on his profile Intro rather than a blog so here it is for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!! sollymon8's Top Pick Up Lines So in between the 4 days of ball pounding sex that my absolute favorite FB, Schothot69 and I had recently, we were laughing our asses off at some of the sweet pick up lines guys like to use and the poor use or lack of grammar therein. We decided to challenge each other to come up with a Top Ten list of best NoStrings pick up lines. Schothot69's are posted in my blog and on her profile but I'm having a little more difficult time since I'm a single guy and am generally doing all the propositioning lol. After searching through my emails I realized I had plenty of pick-up lines thrown my way but not from my target demographic. So my Top Ten Pick Up Line list is going to be comprised of ones I've received from gay and transexual men and what went through my head...enjoy! 10) Hey man, You are an Artist !!! pls let me be in your friendlist, I dont want to lose your hotvids - Nothing says I'm a straight like men in my friend's network. 9) You're videos are Hot!!!! You are too, just thanking you for the entertainment - Thanks for the entertainment?! Thanks for the scarring mental image! 8 ) Hello, I have a question for you if l may - The answer in every language is NO!!! 7) Wish I could get a sample of you - Well I do need to pee... 6) hey...how are you??? - I'm so confused and could really use your help, please hold me!! 5) Did we ever have the convo about him sucking you? (From a couple) - REALLY?! After 3 months of talking and planning to meet you drop this on me the day of our first meet!! Prepare penis for DEFCON LEVEL 1 4) You fuck like a stallion, I'm going to use your videos to train guys on how to properly fuck me. - And you felt the need to tell me this me why??? Damn, I was having such a good day too... 3) Would you be willing to make a mold of your cock for me? - Uhh...No?! Okay re-check sexual orientation....yep, says straight. 2) How about I suck your dick while you're kissing your gal? That'd be Hot! - How about eew!!! 1) I'd love to feel your balls slapping against mine while you're fucking me! - I'd love to rip that mental image from my mind but that's not happening either! Damnit, here comes more therapy... I use to think it was always good to be at least wanted by someone but I'm not so sure now. Just having a little fun, I hope you all enjoyed it.  |
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