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I’m a Fucking Unicorn
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I’m a Fucking Unicorn  A Unicorn. A creature so amazing that they seem mythical, impossible or unbelievable. I know I've heard this term quite often in conversations that I have had with people on NoStrings, and actually a number of people that I have met even call me one too. For women, it's a special combination of things that are most certainly elusive and perhaps even mythical to some extent but if you happen to run across a woman who is perhaps one of these creatures then you would be well advised to hold onto her! So what do I mean by a unicorn? I can personally think of four different types of unicorns although I am sure there are many more variations on the general unicorn theme. Most people don't believe these things exist, even here on NoStrings, and even if you're told about it by people that have first-hand experience with such a creature. 1. A woman that wants NSA sex So this is me for the most part. Someone I fuck occasionally once said something like I "fuck like a guy" which after a little more explanation basically just meant that I was down for sex and wasn't really expecting anything afterwards, whether that be spending the night, or a call or email the next day, or whatever else it might be that basically turns women from normal people into super clingy bitches. I definitely have to agree with that about me, and I will say I don't think I have met too many people (or really ANY?) on NoStrings like this as well. Now that's not to say that I don't have some expectations. I don't look for one night stands here, and I certainly don't fuck anyone and everyone that wants to. I may be a slut but I do have standards  . For me having a regular fuck buddy or three is much more fun than a hit and run. Not into drama - no time for it - just into having a good time. If this makes me a unicorn then I'll gladly wear the label no questions asked. 2. A bi-female that wants NSA sex This creature I think is probably pretty elusive no matter where you look. First to find a bi-female I get can be a difficult thing to come by. I'm bi myself and am comfortable with women as well as men. I wouldn't turn down a lovely lady on general principle. But that being said, I much prefer men so don't really advertise myself on my profile as being bi-sexual, and I don't actively seek out women or even couples, and honestly if I saw a profile of a woman looking for just that I probably would think it is a fake profile. Second, and to refer to my #1 unicorn type above regarding the whole NSA thing, finding that whole NSA thing in a bi female is probably even more elusive. Definitely a unicorn. 3. A single bi-female looking for a long-term couple to play with So this is probably the most elusive unicorn figure. Finding a bi-female that is single is I think pretty much out of the question. I can't imagine someone staying single for long with those very appealing characteristics. Top it off with that person wanting a long-term sexual relationship with a couple and I think you have the very definition of fictitious being. 4. A woman that wants sex at all This type of unicorn cracks me up the most. I see it manifest itself a couple of ways. First is in the introductory opening lines on guys' profiles: Is anyone real on here? Is there anyone on here that really wants to hook up? Guys quit asking already lol Here to meet someone real! Apparently it is just plain difficult meeting women that actually want to MEET at all on NoStrings. Now granted there is probably at least a 10 to 1 ratio of guys to women on the site so the competition is pretty fierce, but even then I have to say it is probably more likely than not that some women are actually not on this site looking for sex. Honestly I don't really understand that. It's pretty much there when you go to sign up. "Start hooking up tonight!" "The World's Largest Sex Dating Site." We've all seen the marketing. Surprisingly, I've actually seen debates in the chat rooms about whether NoStrings was a hook up site or not, and lots of women claim to be here just to find "friends" or to look for a long term relationship. Um, yeah, okay. Good luck with that. Whether finding a woman that actually wants to meet you in person means she is a unicorn I can't really say one way or another. I would hope not but you guys tell me since I don't look for women myself. We live in an amazing world. Women are becoming more and more comfortable with their own sexuality, and have become fiercely independent. I think this is great and cannot encourage it enough in the women I interact with. Are there many unicorns out there? Who knows. All I know is I am real enough. A lady on the street and a freak in the bed! Are you looking for a unicorn? Dare you tell us a story of a unicorn you've actually met?? As always I'd like to hear your perspective on this as well. If you've read this far, please comment and share your thoughts. Enjoy the weekend!! |
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I had a "girl-friend" back when I was younger. Was crazy about her, especially after our first encounter because, not only was she sexually insatiable, but she had what we call a really fat pussy, and the labia (is that right) was large. She stopped by my house on her way home from work every evening for a little sex; which got me to thinking she was crazy about me. She didn't hesitate to set me straight: Turns out she was still with her daughter's father but he lived too far away. I was ideally situated, and a nice enough person, that she didn't mind coming by so that I could take care of her desires. Not that I complained. It left me free to live my life, long as I did a good enough job and was available when required (which was easy).
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As far as I know I've never met one. The closest thing was probably the full blown nymphomaniac. She'd probably have had sex with anything and anyone. Completely unstoppable. Lots of guys think they want a genuine nympho but believe me. The real thing really is TOO MUCH!!!!   I don't care what you are. The smile in your profile pic does it for me.  insert exploding bomb image here
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10/10/2013 4:43 pm |
According to your definitions I guess I do know a unicorn (type #1). We (she's "A.", I am "R.") have been seeing each other more or less regularly (sometimes twice a week, sometimes once a month) for more than 4 years. We are both married, and for the most part fairly happily. However, we both have many desires and phantasies that our respective partners are unwilling and/or unable to satisfy or fulfill. We both have rather strong libido, and we have made it a rule that we will only meet when we have at least 2 safely uninterrupted hours to spend together. This way we make sure that neither of us will ever leave unsatisfied after a "quickie", even though we have certainly met many times when we were both so horny that we both came within minutes and before we even took the time to take off most of our clothes ... such quickies only serve to make us want more, a lot more, which leads to mutually passionate and sensual love making ... yes, we can also call it serious sucking and fucking.
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I guess I'd vaguely quality under #4.  I also tend to think I'm the only woman that actually meets guys. My rule has always been "friends first, probably only" but sometimes it became much more.
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Well, schot... I (beguiler) WAS a unicorn, before I met primo. If I were to follow your definitions, I spent time being both #2 and #3. I knew at the time how rare that was (should have seen my inbox!). It was fun for a time, but I grew tired of going home alone and ultimately missed having someone be my other half. So, if nothing else, I am a testament to the existence of a not-quite mythological creature (like you sort-of are). Now, however, being that we're a couple looking for that elusive being, we too despair of finding #3... but remain hopeful. After all, anything is possible. 
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Hello Miss! I enjoyed your post very much. I am almost a #1...having a good time with the few fwb i have, and like you, i enjoy sex, but i do have standards...Have a great weekend
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Being in England we're fast approaching the pantomime season. Probably an English tradition a panto is farcical theatre for kids, usually at Christmas, based on well-loved children's stories with audience participation encouraged. One such much-loved panto play is Peter Pan. When Tinkerbelle dies Peter Pan asks the audience if they believe in fairies to bring dear Tinkerbelle back to life. Of course the children call out, "I do!" and they are encouraged to repeat that as loud as they can. And Tinkerbelle comes alive! The same is true here with unicorns. "Do you believe in unicorns?" "I do! I do! I do!" And a unicorn appears. I do believe and it has happened more than once, and with it has come real magical occasions. The problem here is that all too often people do not believe and the expression of sexuality becomes so much more banal. Minds must always dance before bodies embrace and believing in unicorns is very much part of that process. I loved this post warm xx
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warmandsexy52: I love your response
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1. I've had a few encounters with women who are just looking for sex. When I was unattached, it was nice to meet them now and then. They're numerous enough on NoStrings, but because men are so much seeking sex are more numerous on NoStrings the chances of finding a hook-up are pretty low for men. 2. My wife was such a person, but when she looked for hook-ups she looked for young men who could spell and write complete sentences, and write polite e-mail. (She either never had any luck finding women for hook-ups or found the odds of finding a woman she'd like so daunting that she never tried.) We're in an exclusive relationship, so she's not a bi woman looking for hook-ups, she's a bi woman who has sex with one person who happens to be a man. 3. I knew such a woman in the past. She was in a relationship with a couple of my friends. The woman in the couple met the unicorn first, and hesitantly asked the man, "Would you be OK if we explored a relationship with [unicorn's name]?" The unicorn was very pretty, pleasant to first impressions, and horny enough for both of them. The man replied, "Is this a trick question?" It wasn't. The three of them were together for a while -- but before too long the couple figured out that the unicorn had a toxic personality. (That had nothing to do with her "unicorn-ness" -- she would have been just as difficult for an individual man or woman as she was for a couple. The fact that she was unattached when they got to know her was probably because she was so unpleasant to be around for any length of time.) 4. Some women don't care for sex, but lots of women really enjoy sex and want sex. Some women on NoStrings want sex and someone for a relationship -- but I think the number who want a relationship but aren't interested in sex are pretty close to zero. Women who want a relationship but don't care about sex don't go to NoStrings, they go to other kinds of dating sites. However, because Various doesn't completely isolate its brands from each other, it's possible for NoStrings people to see people from other Various sites and vice versa. When that happens, people sometimes get the wrong idea. -- So, your message subject is "I'm a fucking unicorn" -- and lucky me, I'm fucking a unicorn.
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warmandsexy52: I love your response
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You are not alone my fellow unicorn; )
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If this was twitter, this post would've earned you a blue circle with a checkmark in it, by your name. Catholic ans Mormon girls make the best freaks when they're young, but you've managed to quell the inner conflict that generally causes them to change. And for that I commend you. You truly are a mythical creature. It's too bad they haven't figured out cloning. You'd be an excellent candidate.
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Great post. Few are lucky to meet an unicorn. I wrote something about the unicorn but I refer them as attention getter, only. Cum to my blog and respond.  Have a great kissing fun time. 
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