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>>> A giggle or two for Monday
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>>> A giggle or two for Monday  I really do sympathize. I can not help you much. Maybe offer you a cup of coffee and few jokes. Do you have a Monday morning process? Or is it just another day? I hope this helps a little bit.  Since yesterday was Mothers Day, some thoughts from the past  My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION . "Stop acting like your father!" My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate in This world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it from your father When you get home!" My mother taught me ESP. "Put your<b> sweater </font></b>on; don't you think I know When you are cold?" My father taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, Don't come running to me." My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// I posted this in sweet_VM a couple days ago and thought you may enjoy it. A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?" "Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money." What are the three tests?" asks the man "Gotta pay first." So the guy gives him the $10 bucks, and the bartender adds it to the jar. "OK, here's what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of pepper tequila -- the WHOLE thing at once -- and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her." "Well, I know I've paid my $10 bucks," says the man, "but I'm not an idiot. No wonder you've collected so much money -- that's impossible!" The new guy proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve. "Wherez zat teeqeelah?" he slurs. He grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside -- barking, yelping and growling, then silence. Just when they think the man must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body. "NOW," he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?" |
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 isn't that kind of a normal for trying to get some sex??
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isn't that kind of a normal for trying to get some sex??. I knew the coffee would get you, had it already poured[image]
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Those are great giggles. I start with coffee, extra cream from him please
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Brilliant funnies there pal... Thanks for the laugh. My Monday was a go-slow of just blogging and sleeping, I've had a migraine that won't quit for most of the day. I hope your Monday will be far better than mine. 
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Those are great giggles. I start with coffee, extra cream from him please . I hope he was able to deliver[image]
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the process starts with the phone ringing...... french press coffee does not make itself and I do not have a pit bull 
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the process starts with the phone ringing...... french press coffee does not make itself and I do not have a pit bull  You don't have the pit bull[image]
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I am blissfully taking a few days off work. No need for coffee here! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Two good one's for a Monday.. I am glad I am retired and doing volunteer work now.. I can say I am not going in hugsssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I do love my coffee first thing in the morning.. hugssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I am blissfully taking a few days off work. No need for coffee here! [image]
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. Hope you have a great day
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Two good one's for a Monday.. I am glad I am retired and doing volunteer work now.. I can say I am not going in hugsssssssssssss V
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I do love my coffee first thing in the morning.. hugssssssssssss V [image]
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Coffee and jokes are always good for me! I was up early this morning as I had a very early start at work and I've only just got back in from work!  [image]
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Coffee and jokes are always good for me! I was up early this morning as I had a very early start at work and I've only just got back in from work! [image]
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Great pics anmd sayings. Reminds me of the things my mom and dad said to us when we were little. Have a great Monday!
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. At least Monday is over, hopefully things will improve
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