49 posts 10/30/2012 10:33 pm
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You wanna be naughty WHERE?
Where is the most exotic place you would want to have sex? Before you go out & find that exotic place and start getting hot, lets talk about why a few places are better left in fantasyland.
The Mile High Club…Have you ever been in a plane restroom? Talk about a tight fit……& not in a good way. It's like have sex in a kitchen cabinet, but imagine that there were a bunch of faucets and handles inside your cabinet jabbing you in the ass.
Sex on the beach. The drink may really be a better option than the act. Two words…..sand fleas. Not something you really want to encounter. Plus there are certain areas that just don’t need to be exfoliated & if you have sex on the beach that is going to happen.
Getting Wild in the Wilderness …..There is just nothing more romantic than packing a picnic lunch, a blanket, & heading out for a sexy evening with your lover under the stars. Just be careful to examine every leaf you are near, you don’t want some hard to explain itching later on. And make sure you aren’t in bear country, your sounds may attract them.
A public restroom…. You sneak into the bathroom with a sweaty stranger, hop into a stall and go to town. The same stall where a nightclub full of tanked strangers have been visiting all night. You ever tried going to the bathroom while totally drunk? How's your aim?
A Movie theater People having sex at movie theaters is about as old as movie theaters themselves. It's dark, the floors are sticky, you're with that hot guy/gal you have been after for months. Maybe you're watching a movie that you find particularly sexy. You may be surprised to learn that not all the stickiness on the floor is the result of spilled Pepsi and the vomit of who couldn't handle the latest Pixar masterpiece, if you are getting lucky at the movie theater maybe someone else did too & that goo you just put your hand in……… Not to mention the Pee Wee Herman factor…… When the usher gets called in to stop you, he may have the police backing him. Depending on what state you're in and what you were doing, you may end up facing felony charges.
Pool/Hot Tub Sex can teach you very quickly why water makes a terrible lube. Having sex without adequate lube can cause mini tears, which make you more susceptible to STDs. Not to mention subjecting yourself to all that bacteria in places it really doesnt need to be.
That all being said…..MY exotic location for fantasy sex is under a waterfall….again I ask, How about YOURS?
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8/21/2014 1:03 pm |
mmm Been there Under the Waterfall... Sounds AWESOMELY Sexy... until you Realize that the water coming over the waterfall in the mountains is generally from a Melting Glacier  ... TALK about SHRINKAGE
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