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Cum on my face? One of the many joys of spunk is that it can go in you, on you, around you, on that old Wayne Rooney poster your ex flatmate left in your room that you've been too lazy to take down - absolutely anywhere! Here are some important things to consider before you are baptized in some guy's magical life-giving seed. If this isn't really your thing… You can totally like a guy a lot, or even love him, but still get the yucks at the mere idea of this — whether it's physical or emotional. For instance: If this guy is generally an arsehole to you, letting him do this when you're not into it might just make you feel worse. (No, this will not make him text you more often.) On the other hand, if it's with a committed guy who loves you, it might turn you on because you're spicing things up, or even just because you're turning him on. As the romantic poet George Michael once put it, "It all depends who's jizzing on you." Either way, if you don't want to do it, it's always appropriate to give them a firm "No". But if you're into it, as I am (very much into it to be honest!), keep reading. Your anatomy provides more than a few options. Perhaps I am stating the obvious here, but your face, boobs, stomach, thighs, arse, cunt and any other physical body part you possess makes a viable surface for jizz. So if you don't want to start with, say, a hardcore facial, but you could be into it, pick a place for his "deposit" that you're both okay with. Besides, he's acting out some porn action he's seen online so he'll be sexed up no matter what you do. There's nothing inherently anti-feminist about getting a facial. It always surprises me how many people consider getting a cumshot to the face anti-feminist because it signifies degradation. Those people aren't feminists, they're just judgmental. Feminism is about choice, whether it's loving facials, hating them, or having your boyfriend ride you like a pony with a ball gag in your mouth. You do whatever does it for you. And on facials, specifically - It won't ruin your skin. In fact It has been known to be a good moisturizer. So go have fun and experiment with spunk all over your body, even try rubbing it in, or letting it dry and flicking off the cum-flakes. However, beware of STIs — and make sure you're not allergic to the proteins found in "man gravy". I once chatted on this site with a guy from NorCal who froze his spunk into ice cubes (or cumcicles as he called them) and popped them into his girls' drinks. Onto the brass tacks. You should start off doing something else to stimulate each other before getting in the appropriate position when he thinks he's close. Otherwise you're sitting there staring blankly into the helmet of his pork sword for 20 minutes, thinking about the fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt you are having for lunch tomorrow. You should look at his face. Often when you're in more conventional sex positions, you can't see his expressions. Watching his face as he begins to lose control is surprisingly empowering. (And really hot.) Warning - some guy's "cum face" can have a startling resemblance to Shrek. For the love of God, have him warn you right before he shoots. Because if you don't it's going to fly at your unsuspecting face like a swarm of rabid bats. Squeeze your eyes shut. Don't just close them, really squeeze them, or else when you open them again, it's just… it's bad. Sting, sting, sting. Not that I have ever had to Google "cum in eyes - do I need a doctor?" or something similar. Be prepared for those few super-awkward minutes afterwards. Porn generally doesn't show the aftermath of a healthy-sized cumshot to the face, which usually involves copious amounts of tissues, momentary blindness and laughter. It's okay to laugh! Part of the fun. Oh, and make sure to check your hair before you go out to the pub. Okay, I have prepared you to the best of my ability. Go with the flow - it can make a tasty snack and can save on laundering the duvet. Let me know how it goes .... Licks and sucks, Kari xxx     |
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Should take your blog post to Girl college's,and take 1 school hour,to thema of lesson....lol  James Valentine
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1/22/2019 2:02 pm |
Great and fun read your blog!!!
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1 post 12/2/2018 5:58 am |
Humorous commentary. I love that you embrace your sexuality and don’t back away from it. That you go the extra mile to publish your perspective is really special. Just keep being you. It’s awesome.
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Love your photos! I'd give you every drop of kum, everywhere you'd take it, for as long as you're Kari. You're a Keeper!
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11/11/2016 6:48 pm |
You are one gorgeous lady. I let the lady tell me where to put my cum.If she like it on her face fine.Or if she likes to swallow great.Or cum on her tits or in her pussy or ass.It is up to the lady to tell any man where to put his cum.
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Kari .. wow you are indeed spunk expert, thanks for educating me
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3/23/2016 5:19 am |
1st of all , may i say you are quite a looker and your depositor is a lucky man !!! I watch a bit of porno , but never have i seen or read anything like you r blog !!! ITS AMAZING !!! love it ,,Keep up the good spunk !!!.....\8 ...\8 happym;  I might add , that i love to lick pussy and am totally hooked on your nectar
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Amazing
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1 post 1/4/2016 2:59 pm |
Funny and informative. I enjoyed reading you blog.
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Mmmmmm absolutely amazing !! 
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BEAUTIFUL PICTURES...\8 paperone27 
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Enjoyed reading your blog x
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Nice
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