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Blogs > 9lives304 > A pervert's blog

If Only......  

9lives304 46M
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6/2/2019 11:33 pm
If Only......

If only my selfish dick would just suck itself.....selfish, phallic bastard. I tried to discuss this with him, but as usual he wasn't listening. Just laid there all slumped over a ball, ignoring . Bastard only thinks of himself.
So, 41 now and this whole masterbation thing is getting old. Never married and no (a fuckin rarity these days) but alot of good it's doing . Luckily, around 39 1/2, my testosterone dropped and my dick(the selfish bastard that he is)quit making my life decisions(Thank God) and I've come to the conclusion that he was never my friend. Normally he just got me into trouble cuz he's a YES MAN. If it involves him getting wet in a female orifice, the answer was ALWAYS Yes, Man. She's fuckin psycho with issues and will undoubtedly burn/destroy all my shit.....dick chimes in with, "But the crazier they are, the better the lay!"......regardless the truth behind this statement. The fact is my dick is.. well...a selfish Dick, and good riddance to his poor decision making cuz he never had to deal with the consequences of said sexual actions. Like I said, he's a Yes Man.
Sadly, after 30yrs of giving him what he wanted, you'd think just once he'd take one for the team and suck himself.. pfft of course not.....dick....you're dead to me.....

OH SHIT
THAT ASS
....wake up you lazy bastard....lead not into<b> temptation.. </font></b>KICK THE FUCKIN TEMPTATION DOOR OPEN....business as usual, ya fuck......now alive!!!!!

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