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Blogs > iawriter64 > Reflections and Ruminations

Amish sex secrets  

iawriter64 60M
113 posts
12/10/2009 12:46 pm

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11/16/2021 7:52 pm
Amish sex secrets
This cracked me up today when I was scanning the local paper. In one of those bogus "advertorials" for the Amish Heat Surge Fireplaces, I noticed the latest gimmick is to include some free "Amish Folk Scents" to be put in a diffuser that comes with the heater. The scents are said to remedies for headaches, hot flashes, toothaches, weight loss, and there's even an Amish Viagra (it's vanilla!)

A sampling of this copy- headlined
"How secret Amish scents are attracting the opposite sex in Pennsylvania."

"While most of us rely on expensive prescription drugs, the Amish, such as the large community in Intercourse, PA, have shunned this modern approach to medicine and held onto the wisdom preserved by those who live closer to nature."

And: "So what is the secret scent many Amish women use to attract their men? It's easy: plain and simple vanilla. A few dabs behind the ears and suddenly they smell like delicious home baking."

Ok ladies- instead of spending hundreds of dollars an perfume, just<b> head </font></b>to your kitchen and grab some vanilla and dab it on, and wait for the men to come running!
whineyblonde0r 61F
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140 posts
12/16/2009 4:28 pm

 It Abe wanted to take Verna in the sheep barn it works double-time to keep mosquitos away too! Talk about scratchin an itch.


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